You know, I remember reading about "Steel Justice" (or whatever this show is called) in a list of the great failed television pilots which also included "Poochini", which gained some notoriety on the internet when a clip of it surfaced a few years ago. The summary only noted that a guy becomes a superhero when he gains the ability to turn his slain son's favorite toy into a giant robot that goes around owning bad guys. Had I know that it involved a Magic Black Man (tm) and monster trucks, I would have wondered about it's failure a bit longer. This is at least a hell of a lot more interesting than "The Cape".
By the way, Panda, are you me? Because that was going to be the first thing I would have pointed out.
Ah the boring white guy meets magic black man movie formula.
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ReplyDeleteBut it all started to go wrong for him when he started dreaming about Nerf.
ReplyDeleteToo much money was spent making this movie.
ReplyDeleteThis is what the two Polish brothers used to make The Matrix right?
ReplyDeleteit's not even a dinosaur. it's a dragon.
ReplyDelete"Ah the boring white guy meets magic black man movie formula."
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA. Yes.
You know, I remember reading about "Steel Justice" (or whatever this show is called) in a list of the great failed television pilots which also included "Poochini", which gained some notoriety on the internet when a clip of it surfaced a few years ago. The summary only noted that a guy becomes a superhero when he gains the ability to turn his slain son's favorite toy into a giant robot that goes around owning bad guys. Had I know that it involved a Magic Black Man (tm) and monster trucks, I would have wondered about it's failure a bit longer. This is at least a hell of a lot more interesting than "The Cape".
ReplyDeleteBy the way, Panda, are you me? Because that was going to be the first thing I would have pointed out.
I love monsters that you could get away form by just avoiding slightly and walking around
ReplyDeleteHaha I see Truckasaurus doesn't like those cardboard cat scratchers.
ReplyDeleteThe correct term is not "black guy" it is "Australian African American" boyeeee! Jeez.
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