Just because Halloween is over doesn't mean we can relax, people. We must be ever vigilant or the demons will possess our livestock and steal our social security money.
The makers really blundered things up by making satan into a technicolor ghoul. When the real antichrist ascends upon us in the form of an attractive (yet normal looking) man the kids of this world will be in deep shit, thanks to this video.
Okay people are we all clear about the story that the little pig is so perkily relating in that pseudo-old-timey country song? Biblical scholars refer to the event as "Exorcising the Gerasenes demonic" and it happens in all the synoptic gospels. Basically this guy is possessed by demons, so Jesus takes the demons and puts them into a random herd of pigs instead -- Mark says that there were TWO THOUSAND pigs.
BUT! The adorable piggy-puppet leaves off the end of the story, when all two thousand of the demon-possessed pigs throw themselves off a cliff and drown in a lake. Then all the people, presumably including the guy who owned the pigs and who now has no pigs and is going to starve along with his whole family, were all like "Jesus, get the hell out of our village and pick on somebody else's pigs."
This is all to say that putting this tale into the mouth of a pig is frankly perverse.
You guys won't believe this, but I lived just down the street from the guy who produced these videos when I was a kid. We had all of his video tapes. Yup... everything is terrible.
@ "monkey lee:" What the living fuck is it that you're attempting to talk about you dumb fuck? Your fucking dumb fuck comments across a number of different posts are only slightly less offensive than than the spectacle of your asshole-looking face, you fucking eternal douche. The dumb-fuck expression on your face proves it.
Do children only understand puppets that rhyme? Because I'm sensing some serious rhyme-talk from these crazy-ass puppets. Also, any song that is supposed to educate people about the Bible should have at least 50% of the twang of the piggy's song, but no more than 90%. The piggy's over the limit!
No audio on second vid :<
ReplyDeleteIs that such a bad thing after listening to the first one? We love you Jesus <3 Get well soon.
ReplyDeleteIf you hear puppet Satan, you die. So, no audio.
ReplyDeletePuppet Satan looks suspiciously like The Count from Sesame Street.
ReplyDeleteIt's a pig puppet singing about demons.
ReplyDeleteThe Satan puppet is the least frightening of all those
ReplyDeleteThe makers really blundered things up by making satan into a technicolor ghoul. When the real antichrist ascends upon us in the form of an attractive (yet normal looking) man the kids of this world will be in deep shit, thanks to this video.
ReplyDeleteOkay people are we all clear about the story that the little pig is so perkily relating in that pseudo-old-timey country song? Biblical scholars refer to the event as "Exorcising the Gerasenes demonic" and it happens in all the synoptic gospels. Basically this guy is possessed by demons, so Jesus takes the demons and puts them into a random herd of pigs instead -- Mark says that there were TWO THOUSAND pigs.
ReplyDeleteBUT! The adorable piggy-puppet leaves off the end of the story, when all two thousand of the demon-possessed pigs throw themselves off a cliff and drown in a lake. Then all the people, presumably including the guy who owned the pigs and who now has no pigs and is going to starve along with his whole family, were all like "Jesus, get the hell out of our village and pick on somebody else's pigs."
This is all to say that putting this tale into the mouth of a pig is frankly perverse.
You guys won't believe this, but I lived just down the street from the guy who produced these videos when I was a kid. We had all of his video tapes. Yup... everything is terrible.
ReplyDeleteI hugged the grandpa puppet at the MI State Fair when I was about 4 years old in order to get a free coloring book.
ReplyDeleteKeep praying to Jesus little pig. Tomorrow you're breakfast.
ReplyDeletethere are a lot of crappy religious videos on EIT, but these are particularly creepy with this brainwashing message in them...its a bit unsettling.
ReplyDeleteThis is one of the more catchy christian videos posted here.
ReplyDeleteMy only issue is why do the adults have real human hands but the kids are bound to pretend stuffed ones.
on that same point, Satan had stuffed hands.
ReplyDeleteSo the grandparents had better hands.
Therefore the grandparents were god.
@ J - MY MIND! IS BLOWN!
ReplyDeleteSeriously though, that is kind of weird.
What an odd theology!
ReplyDeleteOh God not this show again.
ReplyDeleteWhat is up with these cheap ass puppets? Couldn't the church use all those tithes they squeeze from people to afford better puppets?
@ "monkey lee:" What the living fuck is it that you're attempting to talk about you dumb fuck? Your fucking dumb fuck comments across a number of different posts are only slightly less offensive than than the spectacle of your asshole-looking face, you fucking eternal douche. The dumb-fuck expression on your face proves it.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous: Damn, chill out. Show us on this doll where Monkey Lee's comments touched you.
ReplyDeleteThe second one actually sounds a lot like some Jewish folk song. Throw some Klezmer in there.
ReplyDeletewell, you know that it wasnt Satan, but the black kid puppet that encouraged his friend to steal grampa's $3 and cheap cookies.
ReplyDeleteI would never forgive my parents if they had made me watch this. NEVER.
ReplyDeleteDo children only understand puppets that rhyme? Because I'm sensing some serious rhyme-talk from these crazy-ass puppets. Also, any song that is supposed to educate people about the Bible should have at least 50% of the twang of the piggy's song, but no more than 90%. The piggy's over the limit!
ReplyDeleteI love how this video series gets exponentially more terrifying.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to this video? It's one of my favourites on this site :(
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