Monday, August 02, 2010

THE PHONE DID IT...



But which one? So many suspicious looking phones! Seriously, is there a less menacing object than a phone? Look for the sequel, Murder By Three Hole Punch, coming soon!

CHAPEL HILL! THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT AT THE VARSITY THEATRE! 9:30PM!
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25 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 2, 2010 at 12:19 PM

    JOHN HOUSEMAN NOOOOOOO oh wait a minute I have to take a call *click* hello? [beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep SHAZAM!]

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  2. AnonymousAugust 2, 2010 at 12:26 PM

    so it shoots thunder from the phone? Thats genius!

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  3. pauloAugust 2, 2010 at 12:37 PM

    Then who was phone??

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  4. John ZakAugust 2, 2010 at 2:12 PM

    Paulo.. You're getting too close. beep beep beep beepbeepBEEPBEEPBEEP

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  5. AnonymousAugust 2, 2010 at 3:06 PM

    That is what AT&T is doing to people who are "holding is wrong."

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  6. derekAugust 2, 2010 at 4:22 PM

    dammit paulo you beat me to it!

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  7. AnonymousAugust 2, 2010 at 6:30 PM

    This is why I screen my calls.

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  8. ianwissmanAugust 2, 2010 at 6:34 PM

    Someone keeps picking up the phone every time I'm trying to login to my fucking NetZero!

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  9. marloweAugust 2, 2010 at 9:43 PM

    thank you monsters once again. When will you make it to prague?

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  10. RavenhallowAugust 2, 2010 at 10:47 PM

    Goddamn telemarketers, they come up with new tricks every day.

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  11. AnonymousAugust 3, 2010 at 2:38 AM

    awwwwww man, now I totally want to see this movie

    curse you EIT for playing clips of awesome B movies that aren't on dvd!

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  12. AnonymousAugust 3, 2010 at 2:52 AM

    this kind of reminds me of that Stephen King book "Cell"

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  13. Samantha KingAugust 3, 2010 at 9:32 AM

    I'll have what's she's having.

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  14. AnonymousAugust 3, 2010 at 10:10 AM

    Thank goodness caller ID fixed all this. Whenever I get a call from Phone, Murderous I just let it go to the answering machine.

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  15. The Eagle's TearsAugust 3, 2010 at 7:48 PM

    That really looks like the best movie ever...

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  16. AnonymousAugust 3, 2010 at 9:46 PM

    I wonder if the good folks over at 2600 have seen this?

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  17. Mene TekelAugust 3, 2010 at 10:05 PM

    Want to blow out your ears with thunder? There's an app for that.

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  18. HVAugust 3, 2010 at 11:41 PM

    Is this filmed in Toronto? The first scene looked like Yonge subway station, I'm pretty sure I've passed that 'Please Hold Handrail' sign. No exploding telephones, though plenty of non-working telephones.

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  19. AnonymousAugust 4, 2010 at 5:57 PM

    It would have been better if they had used Shemp Howard's "eebeebeebeebee" instead.

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  20. InuitInuaAugust 5, 2010 at 6:23 PM

    Before the blood starting leaking out of her face, my first thought seeing the girl shake was "literal phone sex."

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  21. UnknownAugust 6, 2010 at 10:58 AM

    Holy shit! I've actually used that exact payphone!
    Why am I alive?

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  22. wunkstaAugust 7, 2010 at 1:49 AM

    "is there a less menacing object than a phone? "

    someone hasnt seen Hausu, with the killer lampshade.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOBCMoDGGZU

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  23. AnonymousAugust 8, 2010 at 12:14 AM

    BUT WHO WAS PHONE???!111

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  24. AnonymousAugust 16, 2010 at 12:17 AM

    Well, I guess you can say that he...

    was phone.

    [YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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  25. BooDoug187August 27, 2010 at 7:48 PM

    Oh no that phone killed Sara Sidle!

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