Wednesday, August 04, 2010

2.5-MINUTE COMPUTER WIZARD

Oh for the days when a kid could be a terrorist and hackers didn't need computers at all...



THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT IN ATLANTA, GEORGIA AT THE PLAZA THEATRE!

19 comments:

  1. Let's see. Depression, self-depreciation, peer isolation, opportunistic, distrusting of the government, mommy issues. Yup. I think it's safe to say that this kid is a bona fide computer whiz.

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  2. I get the feeling that one lady would start screaming like that if her weekly magazines came in a day later than usual.

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  3. Isn't it weird how practically back in the days of punchcards they made this movie, and back in the mid 90s when internet access cost $20 for 10 hours and $5 for every hour thereafter the movie 'The Net' was made, but yet now, when everyone's internet is always on and 80% of people are posting all their personals on myspace nobody has the idea to make any panicky movies about it.

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  4. That kid went on to play in She's Out of Control (TONY DANZA!) I can't recall his exact part but IMDB tags it as "Parking Attendant." I had no idea parking lots played such a huge role in that movie, no way he would have been given a bit role.

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  5. "So.. uh.. don't panic."
    I have complete confidence in you, bank dude. Complete confidence.

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  6. They remade this with a slight plot re-write in the 2000's, I believe it was called "Click".

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  7. I wanna see this movie. That kid is awesome.

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  8. Bieber needs to stay the fuck away from remote parts

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  9. Civilization is torn apart by malfunctioning traffic lights. I first observed this phenomenon in Gremlins.

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  10. that kid's such a genius that he figured out how to hack REALITY

    also as a Georgia resident, oh how I wish I could be in Atlanta tonight, but sadly I live too far away, so close and yet so far.....

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  11. hey fellow Anonymous, there was that movie Untraceable ("he hacked my car!")

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  12. That was a show like no other. You're always welcome in Atlanta in my book..seriously come back soon!

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  13. He could hack everything except for . . . love.

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  14. The film is called Where's Willie?, according to IMDB:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078487/

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  15. Also, fellow Anonymous, Die Hard 4.

    Lest we forget the day Timothy Olyphant almost shut sown the Internets.

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  16. The dad looks like some sort of shitty Ken Kercheval lookalike.

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  17. Hey he stole my hair!

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  18. I miss computer movies from the days when the average person had no idea what computers did. Has any real computer ever made those bleeps and bloops?

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