Monday, July 12, 2010

HOLY SHEEP, LADY

"This material is taught and distributed for ladies only."

I swear to God that's what it says on the box.



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21 comments:

  1. BenBJuly 12, 2010 at 3:04 AM

    God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit are indeed the Dream Team. Dreamed up, and as real, logical and as solid a basis for a moral and ethical code and a way of living as a dream. Or astrology.

    Baaa.

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  2. IgwellJuly 12, 2010 at 8:04 AM

    I once saw the baby Jesus defeat the Harlem Globetrotters single-handedly.

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  3. UnknownJuly 12, 2010 at 8:30 AM

    She sounds... Texan. It's really difficult to keep defending my state when shit like this is produced.

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  4. Operator OverloadJuly 12, 2010 at 8:37 AM

    Is this the same woman who sings the "girls night out" song?

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  5. kylieJuly 12, 2010 at 11:14 AM

    this is almost too easy somehow.

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  6. MartyJuly 12, 2010 at 11:58 AM

    "Embrace me, my sweet embraceable ewe..."

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  7. AnonymousJuly 12, 2010 at 12:57 PM

    At the end, shouldn't she have said "Good baaahhhh" instead of "Good bye"?

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  8. AnonymousJuly 12, 2010 at 5:46 PM

    Thank goodness I unsubscribed from that religion.

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  9. filmscienceJuly 12, 2010 at 9:30 PM

    Hmm, she seems more like a veal calf to me.

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  10. AnonymousJuly 12, 2010 at 9:44 PM

    OMG - I know her! She was my Bible teacher when I was a young teen. That's so weird.

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  11. MicahJuly 12, 2010 at 10:04 PM

    If God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit are the Dream Team, does that mean Tammy Faye is Lebron James?

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  12. Destination A Go-GoJuly 12, 2010 at 11:55 PM

    "Ewe gotta be kidding me."


    .....anyone?
    ....anyone?

    see you kids in NY :)

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  13. AnonymousJuly 13, 2010 at 1:34 AM

    corgi activate!

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  14. AnonymousJuly 13, 2010 at 11:54 AM

    @BenB

    Seriously, man, have you never seen the future in a dream? Go watch The Matrix or something. And as for astrology, I bet you're mostly earth signs.

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  15. John ZakJuly 13, 2010 at 12:27 PM

    Goddamnit, now I'm aroused by sheep.

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  16. A-TrainJuly 13, 2010 at 11:42 PM

    I saw the deadness in her eyes as she chuckled about the dream team. God I'm so hard right now.

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  17. NateJuly 15, 2010 at 8:43 PM

    What I want to know is, why does she keep looking around like there are other people on the room?

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  18. UnknownJuly 16, 2010 at 3:24 AM

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  19. IanJuly 16, 2010 at 3:25 AM

    Mrs Featherbottom finally got her own show I see.

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  20. UnknownJuly 21, 2010 at 1:51 AM

    every time she's baa'd i had to laugh. if there had only been about 20 more baa's i would've been rolling on the floor

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  21. edgertorJuly 22, 2010 at 12:09 PM

    baaaaa! baaaaa! baaaaa!

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