As Truffaut said about Hitchcock, all the car chase scenes were fimed like love scenes, and all the love scenes like interminable car chases. Or something.
Also, while trying to figure out if that was chiseled former male supermodel Tyson or chiseled former male supermodel Tyrese, I was inspired to reread this. It's still funny!
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Surfing EIT at 1 in the morning... so much is wrong with me, yet so much is right.
ReplyDeleteSo many engine noises. Thought I was playing with hotwheels again.
ReplyDeleteRide the streetrace simulator at Knott's Berry Farm.
ReplyDeleteAs Truffaut said about Hitchcock, all the car chase scenes were fimed like love scenes, and all the love scenes like interminable car chases. Or something.
ReplyDeleteAlso, while trying to figure out if that was chiseled former male supermodel Tyson or chiseled former male supermodel Tyrese, I was inspired to reread this. It's still funny!
Can't stop driving!!
ReplyDeleteHere is the screen play... Close up on face. Close up on face. Close up on face. Close up on face. Close up on face. Close up on face. Close up on face. Close up on face. Close up on face. Close up on face. Close up on face. Close up on face. Close up on face. Close up on face. Close up on face. Close up on face. Close up on face. Close up on face. Close up on face. Close up on face. Close up on face. Close up on face. Close up on face. Close up on face. Close up on face. Close up on face. Close up on face. Close up on face. Close up on face. Close up on face. Close up on face. Close up on face.
ReplyDeleteLOL at 1:26 "That car is going HA HA HA"
ReplyDelete@ Grrg - OH my beloved Fametracker Fame Audits... I miss the golden era of Fametracker.
ReplyDelete@Luke - I had the same thought. The screenplay must have been ridiculous:
EXT - NIGHT - CITY STREET
Two ETHNIC STEREOTYPES are racing.
ETHNIC GUY
(intense)
No!
OTHER ETHNIC GUY
(intense, glancing around)
Hah!
From out of nowhere a BLONDE-HAIRED, BLUE-EYED HERO enters, driving fast.
B-H,B-E H
(perfect smile)
Yeah!
He wins.
ROLL CREDITS
@Grrg: you read my mind regarding the Tyson/Tyrese thing. Scary.
ReplyDeleteI've never actually seen a Fast and the Furious movie. This is pretty much how I expected it to be.
ReplyDeletevery nice video! I love it!
ReplyDeleteCars, cars...where's the cars?
ReplyDeleteSo this is a movie about driving? K.
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