As a "mommie", myself, I can attest to the fact that most of us do not use unpacking groceries as a method of exercise. Personally, I prefer the "computer chair roll" to tone and strengthen my legs while simultaneously shouting over my shoulder for my daughter to make her own damn lunch.
I'm sure kids are great and all, but if motherhood is all that exercise videos and appliance commercials depict it as, I really hope I never have children.
That was a huge relief to see that I was entering a Thong-Free Zone. I'm not sure if they would enjoy watching my manhood flap around from wearing one. Or maybe they would.....
As I get older there seems to be this eventuality that will be coming, I will get married and I will have kids.
ReplyDeleteHowever, I rely heavily on videos like this to give me a look into the future and prepare my liver for what is sure to be a drunken period in my life.
did they just say "thing free zone"
ReplyDeleteGee, thanks for reminding me of the absolutely horrible comedy duo of the Mommies from the 1990s! Thank God that period of my life is over.
ReplyDeleteI hope my wife doesn't lose her mind and become a soulless utero-husk after having kids.
ReplyDeleteIngenious. Mommies wearing prom dresses and tom-peeping their own houses. IN SYNC. Everyone loves that gag.
ReplyDeleteomg, 90s comedy sensations "the mommies." they had their own SITCOM.
ReplyDeleteThis is the most insulting thing I've ever seen. Working your lats and triceps by weightlifting with shopping bags?! While wearing tulle??!!
ReplyDeleteYes! You too can have the body of of a young Roseanne Barr.
ReplyDeleteTake note feminists - women are your worst enemy.
ReplyDeleteAs a "mommie", myself, I can attest to the fact that most of us do not use unpacking groceries as a method of exercise. Personally, I prefer the "computer chair roll" to tone and strengthen my legs while simultaneously shouting over my shoulder for my daughter to make her own damn lunch.
ReplyDeleteKeeps me at a taught 175 pounds.
"I'm distracting you right now."
ReplyDeleteI'm sure kids are great and all, but if motherhood is all that exercise videos and appliance commercials depict it as, I really hope I never have children.
ReplyDeleteHow many calories does having a career burn?
ReplyDelete@ Anon
ReplyDeleteNope. None of us will.
That was a huge relief to see that I was entering a Thong-Free Zone. I'm not sure if they would enjoy watching my manhood flap around from wearing one. Or maybe they would.....
ReplyDeleteThe Mommies were the original MILFs. OG.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if The Mommies are wearing strap-on's to pound people in the ass for money these days.
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