Thursday, June 10, 2010

VISIT EUREKA SPRINGS!

36 comments:

  1. marvelous. haha. god sure does love the ozarks. nice lil cult they had rollin there.

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  2. Little Switzerland of the Ozarks??
    ...with no formal wear?
    Really?

    Nice Job Vittles :)

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  3. Hate to break it to you but Ouray, CO is the Switzerland of America. What now, Eureka Springs?

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  4. I didn't know Switzerland was fond of God, giant gorilla statues, and bluegrass clowns.

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  5. Well, they got one thing right: I always imagine God with impressive backlighting.

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  6. Thirty foot gorillas used to exist.

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  7. Hit them up on the Twitter machine!
    http://twitter.com/Eureka_Springs

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  8. Anyone notice the Lawn Jockey in the yard as the depopulated tram rolls down the street in the beginning?

    Yep, this is Arkansas all right.

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  9. *curled up in a ball rocking back & forth* Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa....

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  10. WOW! I love the video clip, Eureka Springs!!!

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  11. Ah, so *that's* how the dinosaurs got extinct. They were eaten up by obese Ozark grannies in dewdrop glasses.

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  12. I wish God would bless me with the world of miniatures.

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  13. See the tigers in their natural, currogated-metal-and-wire-mesh-cage habitat.

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  14. Yeehaw! Country music, country an western music.. an God!

    Though I have to admit that outdoor chapel thingy was pretty awesome looking.

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  15. I was sold until they told me I had to lug my VCR up into the Ozarks.

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  16. I'm going to take a bold stand here and say I think this might be the best editing of the most terrible video I have seen yet.

    Bravo, I say. Top notch.

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  17. Showbiz!

    That zookeeper was obviously beaten and raped in her youth.

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  18. Wow, I have never laughed so hard on EIT as when they said "God has truly blessed the Ozarks, with the wonderful museum of miniatures"

    Holy shit. I bet the narrator had to take a few cracks at that one before it sounded sincere.

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  19. I was positive that it was a swingers resort until they started talking about godjesus.

    Then I got all confused when they put dinosaurs in the mix.

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  20. does this town contain any backwards talking midgets from another dimension?

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  21. been to eureka many times. Mayor was on cover of high times magazine one year!

    very eccentric part of the world. nowhere else like it.

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  22. I'm screening this clip at my wedding. God bless EIT.

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  23. "And it's like the one place in Arkansas where white trash and hippie new agers co-exist peacefully." I live in Fayetteville and it's the same way, at least in my experience.

    Eureka Springs was cool, the one time I visited to see the Passion Play shown in the video. The bit they show with Jesus is actually the climax of the play; the audience went totally wild.

    I still need to revisit to see the caves, dinosaurs, and Turpentine Creek (the big cats reserve).

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  24. Was this edited with a chainsaw? I mean at least attempt to get a decent cut or try again. I've seen 5th graders do a better job.

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  25. as a matter of fact i only use period hand tools to do my cutting

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  26. Ironically, ES is the gay capital of Arkansas, my home state. I wonder why they didn't mention that in the promo vid?

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  27. Lawn Boy at 0:14 - The Scarecrow of my people!

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  28. wait, where are the gays in this video??? ES is the gay mecca of Arkansas, even know some folks who drive into ES from Tulsa just to go to a men-only resort there. I have always loved ES, and this video shows why. Pigeon Forge and ES are my favorite cities....they are living museums of bad taste and Southern kookiness. Back to the video, I don't know about you, but when the man with the sexy stache started to take his tie and coat off, i got sort of turned on...

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  29. This feed runs 24/7 on the Eureka Pubic Access. It probably didn't take much imagination or editing to put this piece together.

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  30. I've become frozen in attitude.

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  31. i second the re-uploading of this vid. It is one of my favorites

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  32. pleeeeaaaaaassssseeeeeeeee reupload.

    or put it on one of your dvds.
    i need it.
    i can't live without it.

    I'll even honeymoon to eureka springs.

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  33. I fourth the reupload of this video, I need this.

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