Thursday, June 17, 2010

BECOME THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE!

25 comments:

  1. It's B'Elanna Torres!

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  2. I would not take relationship advice from Torres.

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  3. TOM PARIS IF YOU DON'T GO OUT WITH ME YOU AREN'T GETTING OUT OF HERE ALIVE!

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  4. um, did she say 'pink and green pantsuit?'

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  5. Robert Redford wouldn't have left her if she had worn her pink and green pantsuit!

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  6. "I'm feeling petrified. But no way am I gonna let a little fear stand between me and SPICED HAM??"

    p.s. Great job Airwave!
    Classic EIT is back :)

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  7. This was the inspiration for Herman's Head.

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  8. Robert Redford has never and never will, leave me - right Robby... Oh wait, that's Paul Newman. Forget it.

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  9. is that Keyser Soze? She's lucky he blew out that lighter....

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  10. This entire video is best summed up by the look on Awkward Accordion Man's face.

    And all of these people have some kind of Personality Disorder as defined by the DSM-IV.

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  11. I don't know where to post this, but you guys need to get your hands on this show: http://www.ewtn.com/series/2005/knights.htm

    It still airs on Saturdays at 11 or 11:30AM. It's a goldmine of brainwashed Christian children. And I don't mean just kids going "Yay God!", I mean the scary kind of brainwashing where they'll probably become suicidal martyrs.

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  12. I bought four red shirts and it totally saved my relationship. Oh wait, I mean my job at Arby's.

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  13. Incidentally, the name of the song is "O Sole Mio," not "O Solo mio." It is a common mistake. Although not the biggest mistake these fictional women are making. (That would be the gray jersey romper, which in point of fact probably *is* worst than the pink and green pantsuit.)

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  14. heading out to buy 4 red shirts right now.

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  15. If you show it, you blow it.

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  16. You should have worn your pink and green pants.

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  17. Bobby Carlson was never seen alive again.

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  18. Nothing says "aggressive pursuer" quite like a pink and green pantsuit.

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  19. "It's like she's trying too hard to please me."

    Yeah, men totally hate when we try too hard to please them. We should make them wear red shirts. And make them listen to Italian opera. And compare them to Robert Redford all the time.

    Confusing signals are confusing.

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  20. damn, I was so looking forward to commenting on the spiced ham

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  21. Clearly.. this is why I am single.

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  22. Why are you guys all talking about spiced ham? where's spiced ham?

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