I haven't slept in three weeks and I halved my weight, it could be sleep deprivation or starvation but I'm ecstatic, god gave me his moustache and food is the devil, black people love milk right, of course, WAKE UP!
I remember that awful game show with the mayonnaise, hard-boiled eggs and brains. What was that called? I feel like it was cancelled (deservedly) after a couple of episodes.
obviously the mustache guy on the end doesnt know my wife, or what happens if i wake her up.
ReplyDeleteI haven't slept in three weeks and I halved my weight, it could be sleep deprivation or starvation but I'm ecstatic, god gave me his moustache and food is the devil, black people love milk right, of course, WAKE UP!
ReplyDeleteKEEP FIGHTING, GENTLE BUTTERFLY
ReplyDeleteYes! Great job! I can't wait to see the whole thing!
ReplyDelete*sets fire to kitchen*
ReplyDeleteNow what, Cybervision? Kill my family? Okay.
Anon again from the first post, seriously I'd have better luck waking a grizzly up from it's hibernation.
ReplyDeleteYou guys should have spliced in some infomercials about starving kids.
ReplyDeleteAMAZING. EIT = Real Art, better, deeper, and much more entertaining than anything else that might now be considered "artistic".
ReplyDeleteOn a side note, how rad is Cyber Vision guy's voice? If anyone would ever be able to hypnotize me it would probably be him.
Astounding. "When you talk to yourself... what do you say?
ReplyDeleteFAT FAT FAT FAT FAT" I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
I had almost forgotten about crazy Y2K guy who wants me to fill my trashcans with water. Delicious, garbagey water.
Yes, but living in my private world of shame and ridicule makes me who I am, dammit!
ReplyDeleteI've been fat, and I've been fit, and it's better to be fit
ReplyDeleteSo glad I never have to look at Susan Powter anymore, someone must have taken her cocaine away.
ReplyDeleteI remember that awful game show with the mayonnaise, hard-boiled eggs and brains. What was that called? I feel like it was cancelled (deservedly) after a couple of episodes.
ReplyDeleteJuice by Sarah, juice by Sarah, juice by Sarah oh, Sarah's got juice, Sarah's got juice, ohhhhhhhh Sarah
ReplyDeleteIS THAT A CLIP FROM MAKE MINE MILK????
ReplyDeleteyou have no idea how obsessed I was with that tape for like a year, thank you so much for bringing up childhood-trauma-nostalgia