OOOH. So that's why we shouldn't legalize marijuana. Doctors and policemen will automatically start smoking it on the job. Of course! Just like after they legalized alcoholic beverages. You just couldn't keep those doctors and policemen away from their booze during business hours.
Not a bad argument for compulsory drug testing of doctors. To be fair to partnership for a drug-free america they also consider caffeine a dangerous substance.
Anyone who smokes pot on the job: 1) Keeps doing it 'cause their job is so easy with little to no responsibility 2) Realizes their work is SHIT cause they cant focus on the task at hand and quits getting high at work before they get fired I'm an electrician and fall into category #2.
And if the gov't legalized pot there'd be a lot less of this crime coming over the US/Mexico border and criminal syndicates would be out of A LOT of $$.
I'm just more concerned that this doctor apparently likes to get stoned with doom orchestra music. Where's the Pink Floyd or Sound Tribe Sector 9, man? Gotta have the relaxed vibe when you are stabbing open someone's vital bits.
I remember that ad! It was terrifying for a young mind like mine.
ReplyDeleteOOOH. So that's why we shouldn't legalize marijuana.
ReplyDeleteDoctors and policemen will automatically start smoking it on the job.
Of course!
Just like after they legalized alcoholic beverages.
You just couldn't keep those doctors and policemen away from their booze during business hours.
Not a bad argument for compulsory drug testing of doctors.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair to partnership for a drug-free america they also consider caffeine a dangerous substance.
mmm.. thought of ham while watching this ad.. not the munchies. Voice over guy is the Boars Head guy.
ReplyDeleteThe world would actually be much better if lawyers were always high.
ReplyDeletei hate it when that happens.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't want Willy Tanner operating on me in any circumstance.
ReplyDeleteAnyone who smokes pot on the job:
ReplyDelete1) Keeps doing it 'cause their job is so easy with little to no responsibility
2) Realizes their work is SHIT cause they cant focus on the task at hand and quits getting high at work before they get fired
I'm an electrician and fall into category #2.
And if the gov't legalized pot there'd be a lot less of this crime coming over the US/Mexico border and criminal syndicates would be out of A LOT of $$.
ps my captcha says Chllo (Chill out>? ^^)
Probably still better than hard liquor in that Doc's hand. Although I suppose you can sanitize with that...
ReplyDeleteDrugs are good, drug abuse/irresponsibility is bad.
"Let's see if I can cut a straight line!"
ReplyDeleteOf course he could! He'd just take ten minutes, but it would probably be the straightest line ever.
pass it on already, jeeze, doctor bogart.
ReplyDeleteI'm just more concerned that this doctor apparently likes to get stoned with doom orchestra music. Where's the Pink Floyd or Sound Tribe Sector 9, man? Gotta have the relaxed vibe when you are stabbing open someone's vital bits.
ReplyDeleteA drug free America would also mean no anesthetics. Would you rather have a stoned doctor or have to endure appendicitis without morphine?
ReplyDeletewtf, I think that was the Wendy's announcer.
ReplyDeleteI think the doctor who gave Joan Rivers her facelift was stoned. Either that or blind.
ReplyDeleteinsert House joke here
ReplyDelete"Now...what's the matter with you? Tonsilitis?"
ReplyDelete"No, I'm stuck in eternal puberty! My voice has been cracking for almost a decade!"