Friday, June 04, 2010

THE BIGGEST NEWS OF YOUR LIFE!

Everything Is Terrible! Live! Presents:

Everything Is Terrible! and the Quest for the Magick Krystal Tour!
featuring an all-new live show and the new movie,
2Everything2Terrible2: Tokyo Drift


7/1 - Chicago, IL @ Music Box Theatre (after party @ Schubas upstairs)
7/2 - St. Louis, MO @ Antartica
7/3 - Columbia, MO @ Ragtag Cinema
7/5 - Memphis, TN @ Hi-Tone Cafe
7/7 - Nashville, TN @ Mercy Lounge
7/8 - Louisville, KY @ Zanzabar
7/9 - Cincinnati, OH @ Art Damage Lodge
7/10 - Columbus, OH @ Studio 35 Cinema & Drafthouse
7/11 - Toronto, ON @ The Drake Hotel (Underground)
7/12 - Toronto, ON @ The Drake Hotel (Underground)
7/13 - Detroit, MI @ Burton Theatre
7/15 - Ann Arbor, MI @ The Yellow Barn
7/16 - Cleveland, OH @ Capitol Theatre
7/17 - Pittsburgh, PA @ SouthSide Works Cinema
7/19 - Washington DC @ Solly's U Street Tavern
7/20 - Winchester, VA @ Alamo Drafthouse Cinema
7/22 - New York City, NY @ Public Assembly
7/23 - New York City, NY @ Pianos Lounge (*)
7/23 - New York City, NY @ Magnet Theater (*)
7/24 - Boston, MA @ Coolidge Corner
7/25 - Utica, NY @ The New Uptown Theatre
7/26 - Syracuse, NY @ Spark Contemporary Art Space
7/29 - Baltimore, MD @ Jesus Camp (*)
7/30 - Baltimore, MD @ 2640 Saint Paul Street
7/31 - Philadelphia, PA @ Ibrahim Theater at International House
8/2 - Chapel Hill, NC @ Varsity Theatre
8/3 - North Charleston, SC @ Olde North Charleston Picture House
8/4 - Atlanta, GA @ Plaza Theatre
8/5 - Athens, GA @ Cine
8/6 - Gainesville, FL @ Spin Cycle
8/7 - Miami, FL @ Cosford Cinema
8/10 - Tampa, FL @ Crowbar
8/12 - New Orleans, LA @ Zeitgeist Multi-Disciplinary Arts Center
8/13 - Austin, TX @ Alamo Lake Creek
8/14 - Houston, TX @ Alamo Wesk Oaks
8/15 - San Antonio, TX @ Alamo Westlakes
8/16 - Austin, TX @ Alamo Ritz (*)
8/19 - Albuquerque, NM @ Guild Cinema
8/21 - Denver, CO @ Starz Film Center
8/23 - Las Vegas, NV @ TBA
8/24 - Tucson, AZ @ The Loft Cinema
8/26 - Tempe, AZ @ MADCAP Theaters
8/28 and 8/29 - Los Angeles, CA @ The Silent Movie Theatre (**)
8/29 - San Francisco, CA @ Red Vic Movie House
8/30 - San Francisco, CA @ Red Vic Movie House
8/31 - Fresno, CA @ The Starline
9/3 - Portland, OR @ The Hollywood Theatre
9/4 - Seattle, WA @ Central Cinema
9/5 - Vancouver, BC @ The Ridge Theater
9/8 - Omaha, NE @ Dundee Theatre
9/9 - Duluth, MN @ Zinema 2
9/10 - Minneapolis, MN @ Cedar Cultural Center
9/11 - Madison, WI @ Project Lodge
9/12 - Milwaukee, WI @ Times Cinema

(*) - 'An Intimate Evening with Everything Is Terrible!'- no 2E2T2 screening
(**) - Everything Is Festival! - A two day extravaganza of EIT!, includes a 2E2T2 screening

48 comments:

  1. Awesome, coming to Louisvill--

    Zanzabar? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. Not 21. That totally sucks.

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  2. NY!!!!!!!
    2 intimate nights????
    Ohhh EIT your so romantic
    :P

    I'll see you there :)

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  3. None in RI? I guess I'll have to go to Massachusetts. But that's a whole other state over.

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  4. Finally! something awesome in shittsburgh.

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  5. No Dallas dates. :(

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  6. Seriously, why no dates in Indiana. I know about 20 people who would probably go in a heartbeat.

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  7. My birthday is Aug. 30. This'll be the bestest birthday EVER EVER!!!

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  8. Vegas on the 23rd? I'm totally there.

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  9. Alaska is wonderful in the summer/fall.

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  10. Uhhh, yes there is: http://tinyurl.com/32qvgtd

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  11. I'll be going to one of the nights you're in Toronto. How much does it cost?

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  12. Yay! San Antonio! Can't wait. I'll make sure to save the date!

    - Senorita Calavera

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  13. thats cool how youll be in nyc while im out of the country. real cool. :[

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  14. Pretty pumped about this! Austin is a hopeful.

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  15. @ Abbey-

    Tickets to the Drake Hotel shows in Toronto will be $10 (Canadian of course)!

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  16. Is there any age requirement on this? I'm under 18 but I'd love to go....

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  17. @Anonymous-

    The movie is not rated so you won't have any trouble there. You'll have to check with the venue in your town; some serve alcohol and are 21+, others are movie theaters with no minimum age.

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  18. FL shows! Let me know if you need help with the Tampa show.

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  19. FINALLY coming to DC. Psyched.

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  20. Hooray, DC! Can't wait. You guys are gonna make my time in the District so very special.

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  21. I'm coming woop MADCAP in Tempe AZ! :D your smart to do it when ASU is in sesson.

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  22. DUH US CAPITAL, Y'ALL. I. WILL. BE. THERE.

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  23. Portland at last, thank you thank you thank you!

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  24. Also - as of when I'm writing this, this post is from the Future. Wow!

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  25. MPLS ON THE 10TH? WHYCOME YOU GOTTA MAKE ME WAIT SO LONG??? CEDAR IS TOTES FUCKING RAD BRAS THOUGH USUALL Y IS KINDA PRICEY. SUNDAYS THEY HAVE FREE FOOD BEHIND IT FOR HOMELESS PEOPLE TO MAKE UP FOR THE LARGE SUM OF MONEY REQUIRED TO ENTER THE SCREENING HOSTED BY THE CHURCH AND IS GOOD FOR LINE WAITING TOO IF HAPPENSTANCE THERE IS ONE. EXPERIENCE BISH IN 3 MONTHS BRAH.

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  26. YES!! EIT is coming to da 'burgh and we'll never be the same. I'm putting the Southside on alert.

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  27. What time does the Studio 35 Cinema & Drafthouse showing begin? I'm actually moving to that area in about a week and I'd love to see some terrible on the big screen!

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  28. No Orlando date? Even Lebowskifest came here...

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  29. WILL LEHR THE INTERN BE IN COLUMBUS AGAIN? I WANT TO GIVE HIM ANOTHER HUG.

    PS WELL DONE ON THE DATE, IT'S RIGHT BEFORE I LEAVE FOR FLORIDA, SO I DON'T HAVE TO CANCEL MY TRIP TO BE THERE. I THINK YOU AND I HAVE A PSYCHIC CONNECTION, EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE.

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  30. Bah, here I was getting all ready to complain about how you're not coming to DC, but you went and RUINED IT.

    Heh, anybody been to Solly's? When I first read it I was thinking of Nelly's, which is a horrible sports bar that smells like a giant hamburger.

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  31. Yuh comin da Bawstin! Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou.

    EIT completes me.

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  32. Are you guys still looking for help with Detroit area promotion?

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  33. Pittsburgh YES!

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  34. Dear Landstander,
    We are still looking for help with promotion in Detroit. E-mail us at whatsupeit@gmail.com for the deets.
    Sincerely,
    CG!

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  35. A Boston Show? Hell Yeah! Now I can hand deliver my Anti-Abortion "News" "Magazine", behind the scenes circus footage, Crappy Local Band AND 18--For Now--Maguires to you personally (Would this many Maguires mean free admission?)!

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  36. Thanks for booking a couple Toronto dates! I've been trying to get the balls and the money together to get you to come here for a couple months now. Instead now I can stop drinking weird chinese testicle growth formulas and spend the money I have saved on the inevitable bar tab I will incur on the 11th.

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  37. Sweet!! Will welcome you back to STL with open arms! Btw, may we drop of our Jerrys to you if we havent gotten around to mailing them to you?

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  38. Marty-

    Yes, you can totally bring your Jerries to the show (or any show on the tour for that matter)! We'll take Jerries any time, any place!

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  39. Hey EIT!!!
    You should yell at the people running The New Uptown Theater in Utica NY, because they are not advertising 2EVERYTHING2TERRIBLE2: TOKYO DRIFT! at all! Check out their website, there isn't even a showtime listed! http://s286103223.onlinehome.us/showtimes.html I called the theater and they told me the show starts at 8pm, but they didn't know the ticket price! LAME!

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  40. Great show tonight! You guys are Consummate Professionals! Even though you had a VERY small audience you preformed like it was a packed house!

    Thank you for taking the time to hang out with us after the show and autographing my DVD. It was very kind of you guys to do that.

    I wish you much success with the rest of the tour.

    Thanks again for a really fun night,

    Your pal in Utica (NOT Ithaca!)

    Michael aka Senor_Shutter

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