Monday, April 19, 2010

YOU! LOOK AT ME! RESPOND!

Aren't you tired of non-interactive board games that don't constantly yell at you? ANSWER ME!


Thanks again to Conan the Librarian for another wonderful tape!

36 comments:

  1. You know, I used to talk like this all the time, but then I got tired of wiping up all the dog piss from the floor.

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  2. My eyes hurt from the funny water!

    EXPERIENCE BEESCH!

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  3. Oh snap, I have this game in my closet. Wish I still had a VCR.

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  4. This was such a large part of my childhood. "Oh, Puuuuuj....."

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  5. We always used to crack up when he demanded that we experience his "beej". They couldn't come up with a less suggestive Klingon word?

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  6. just noticed the 'VHS game' tag. those nightmare/atmosfear games are classic too.

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  7. Who is moving now?

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  8. Wow. I feel like I'm 10-years-old again and getting scolded by my mom. *Through the teeth: "I.am.talking.to.you. RESPOND!"

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  9. what can we do to get a game with Arnold doing this?

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  10. Atmosfear is just begging for the EIT treatment.

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  11. Am I really supposed to buy that a Star Trek fan moves that much?

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  12. Klingon doms -- for the S&M craving Trek fan in all of us.

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  13. That was terrifying. How the hell did Klingon Brian May know that I was moving while watching it? My involuntary muscle spasms aren't that pronounced.

    Word verifcation: RimPingu. Eww!

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  14. It sounds like he's saying "Experience VHS"

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  15. Who knew Klingons were so patient? He must have given those instructions a dozen times.

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  16. I remember seeing this at the local game shop.

    Son of a beej, I shoulda got it. Would've gone great with booze.

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  17. That poor man had the WORST acne scars I've ever seen.

    neat outfit though.

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  18. I could swear that Klingon was repeatedly commanding me to "Experience beige!"

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  19. EXPERIENCE BEESH
    EXPERIENCE BEESH
    EXPERIENCE BEESH
    EXPERIENCE BEESH
    EXPERIENCE BEESH
    EXPERIENCE BEESH
    EXPERIENCE BEESH
    EXPERIENCE BEESH

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  20. It's "BIJ" yo!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Klingon_Challenge

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  21. Experience beige?

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  22. I played this when I was fairly young and found him scary.....

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  23. oh actor who played Chancellor Gowron, what can't you be awesome at?

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  24. The only thing he can't be awesome at is not being awesome.

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  25. "Bij" is the Klingon word for "punishment":

    http://memory-alpha.org/wiki/Star_Trek:_The_Next_Generation_-_A_Klingon_Challenge

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  26. YOU! THE ONE WHO IS MOVING NOW
    YOU! THE ONE WHO IS MOVING NOW
    YOU! THE ONE WHO IS MOVING NOW
    YOU! THE ONE WHO IS MOVING NOW
    YOU! THE ONE WHO IS MOVING NOW
    YOU! THE ONE WHO IS MOVING NOW
    YOU! THE ONE WHO IS MOVING NOW
    YOU! THE ONE WHO IS MOVING NOW
    YOU! THE ONE WHO IS MOVING NOW
    YOU! THE ONE WHO IS MOVING NOW
    YOU! THE ONE WHO IS MOVING NOW
    YOU! THE ONE WHO IS MOVING NOW

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  27. Welp. I know what's coming out of the basement next time I'm at my parents' house.

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  28. I have this board game. Never did anything but cause fights.

    YOU! THE ONE WHO IS MOVING NOW! ANSWER!

    "yo man, that's you!"
    "No way, my turn's done, it's your turn!"
    "nuh-uh, you're still holding the dice, it's your turn!"
    "I was handing the dice to YOU! My turn is done!"

    And so forth.

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  29. That kind of scared me. Is that normal?

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  30. http://www.welovefine.com/product.php?id_product=336 So that happened!

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  31. I have this game and got it at a flea market just this past year for fun. It's definitely hilarious to play, and being a Trekker, I am laughing even more...oh vhs games, what ever happened to such a dated pastime?

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