Next time you're on vacation or having a great time, have a friend take your picture, then put it on your desk!
So next time you are at work, you can look at how happy you once were, and realize that those good times are over and your ass is back at work. Then you can look at your happy self to remind you why you'll spend the next several hours of the workday trying to get your pencil sharp enough to stab yourself in the jugular and end all the pain.
that woman looked so miserable when she set those fresh cut flowers on the table..like she was hating having to do that.." Oh, these beautiful flowers are going to make me so miserable !! "
Ahh the payoff at the end.
ReplyDeleteWellp, that seals it. I'm never working again.
ReplyDeleteI have never seen anyone more serious about flowers than that woman was as she walked to her desk.
ReplyDeleteI never knew why I hated my job until I watched this video, and now I know -- I don't have a vacation photo of that guy on my desk. Thank you, EIT!
ReplyDeleteThank goodness I work in a coal mine.
ReplyDeleteI-I'm going to burn down the building.
ReplyDeleteThis is cause for a massive and bloody revolt. Death to Corporate America!
ReplyDeleteWow, the part where you hear that buzzer and everyone looks up like prarie dogs or meerkats. lol
ReplyDeleteI wonder what the OSHA standards are on "Sexy Coffee" posters?
ReplyDeleteWell, thanks guys. Now I just want to kill myself instead of go to work.
ReplyDeleteI think there is more truth to what the lottery guy was preaching than anything in this video.
ReplyDeleteNext time you're on vacation or having a great time, have a friend take your picture, then put it on your desk!
ReplyDeleteSo next time you are at work, you can look at how happy you once were, and realize that those good times are over and your ass is back at work. Then you can look at your happy self to remind you why you'll spend the next several hours of the workday trying to get your pencil sharp enough to stab yourself in the jugular and end all the pain.
I agree with Mr. A Go Go, that sexy COFFEE poster is NOT OKAY.
ReplyDeletewe're talking about SEXUAL HARASSMENT here, and I DON'T have to take it!
I wonder if you can also take a picture at the swingers club and put that on your desk.
ReplyDeleteGood times, good times....
...polio, trichinosis, acne, anal warts, pulmonary thrombosis, post-truamatic stress disorder, incontinence, bleeding gums, ingrown toenails, herpes, renal failure, autism, constipation, hemophilia, swelling of the tongue, dementia, hammer toe, explosive diarrhea....
ReplyDeleteThe only thing dangerous in that video was that man's loud, pink shirt at the 1:16 mark.
ReplyDeleteBLINDNESS!
The many dangers of sitting!
ReplyDeleteCoincidentally, the black guy on the left at 1:18 now plays Stanley on NBC's "The Office."
ReplyDeletethat woman looked so miserable when she set those fresh cut flowers on the table..like she was hating having to do that.." Oh, these beautiful flowers are going to make me so miserable !! "
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