Hey Los Angeles, EIT's 'real family' aka The Cinefamily is putting on a pretty kickass show this weekend, and if you miss it, well, you're dead to us.
Watch this trailer and tell me you're not up for this. I dare you.
Now, get your dick outta my face!
In the 80s all problems were solved with song and dance.
ReplyDeleteBeing molested in a Häagen-Dazs sweatshirt isn't is bad as they make it out to be.
ReplyDeleteHey! I went to the Prison of The Performing Arts!
ReplyDeleteWow. What a gem. I prolly would have fapped to this when I was younger. Heck who am I kidding? Female prisoners being raped? I'd fap to this now!
ReplyDeleteYou could get rich with a double feature of this and "Showgirls". You know, on the seedy side of town...
ReplyDeleteSo this is where Lady Gaga got the idea for that god awful Telephone video.
ReplyDeletethats so sad!
ReplyDeleteThe only thing that could have made this cheesy Fame/Flashdance rip-off any better is if she had accidentally whacked herself in the face with her femur during the high kicks.
ReplyDeleteIt's the perfect melding of the After School Special with early Cinemax soft core porn.
ReplyDelete@Mars: I went to their sister school, The Eastern State Academy of Art and Design, and thrived under the tutelage of John Wayne Gacy.
ReplyDeleteAccording to IMDB, the "actress" who plays Jess would eventually go on to host Search for the Next Pussycat Doll.
ReplyDeleteThat looks AWESOME! Does it come in a boy-dancer version?
ReplyDeleteMust see the real thing!
ReplyDeleteNow I need to see this film. Someone please make a torrent or petition it to be released on DVD.
ReplyDeleteNow I'm hungry for Häagen-Dazs.
ReplyDeleteREALLY hungry.
jesus, stick a spoon in her mouth, she's having a seizure!
ReplyDeletesexiest 'always with wings' commercial ever.
ReplyDeleteSuch a movie isn't complete without a stereotypical African-American villain!
ReplyDeletewhat a twist this makes M. Night Shyamalan cream his pants for the idea.
ReplyDeletefootloose-turned-prisonsploitation? is it wrong i find some of this kinda hot?
ReplyDeleteWow...I think I just had an 80s-gasm! It's getting harder and harder to achieve those, thanks to all the crappy remakes now that ruin my happy memories.
ReplyDeleteIt's a brave thing those women did, hoofing-it out to relieve their frusterations about being in the slammer. It's unfounded, yet totally inspirational.
ReplyDeleteat first i thought this was a porno based on fame but later i realized this is a porno based on fame with a lesbian jail scene wat a concept
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