Monday, March 22, 2010

THE CELEBRITY GUIDE TO WINE!

We don't have to be afraid of wine anymore! Robert Loggia will talk us through our fears.

26 comments:

  1. ahhh! ahhh! ahhh! ahhh!

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  2. i wonder if slicked back hair for women will ever come back in style

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  3. Just as long as Robert Loggia isn't explaining the rules of the road to me, everything will be fine.

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  4. This production affirms the elegance and gentility associated with wine.

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  5. I can't wait to open a bottle of wine using the Kelly LeBrock Method (TM) next time I'm at a fine dining establishment.

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  6. Wow, it's Peter Weller! I loved him in Big Metal Cop!

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  7. I'd insert my cork in Kelly LeBrock's bottle.

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  8. Wait... that was about wine? Then why was I masturbating from :50 on?

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  9. Poor kelly lebrock, so this was what it was like being married to that douchebag steven seagal. :(

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  10. Hey its Arthur! Everyone's favorite drunk.

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  11. contrary to popular belief, the proper pairing with a guzzled shiraz is domino's pizza. Where is the segment on the etiquette of Franzia??

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  12. Any wine is good wine when you chug it from the bottle while eating cheap pizza!

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  13. The acting on this one is straight out of b-rate porn.

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  14. So... Whoopi needs 48 bottles of wine? Is that all just for her?

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  15. If you actually want to learn about wine, I strongly suggest seeking out John Clease's Wine for the Confused. It's on Netflix Instant Streaming.

    It's also less sexually intimidating.

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  16. Voracious, it just isn't a soirĂ©e unless you have Whoopi and 48 bottles of wine. You'd know that if you watched the full video cassete, which you would be getting if you joined EIT's Dub of the Month™ club.

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  17. Damn. I demand more of this. All- All we needs is-s is some cheese..

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  18. I used to drink 4 bottles of wine every evening whilst eating pot noodles. I didn't realize how wrong I had been doing it! Thanks celebrities. Kelly LeBrock has a strange mouth!

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  19. "insert the corkscrew into the cork, and turn"

    "The cork should slide right out... aaaaaah"

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  20. I regularly drive around while intoxicated on wine in the hope that I will be pulled over by Peter Weller.

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  21. Robert Loggia saying "pork" is now my ringtone.

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  22. Stephen Seagal lives in a universe where the Addicted to Love models can open bottles of wine for him.

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  23. That´s definitely not the way to open a bottle. Well, being Steven Seagal sitting there, all around should be fake i guess.

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