Tuesday, March 02, 2010

2.5 MINUTE LITTLE BIGFOOT!

Oh great. Running an evil logging operation is hard enough without some E.T. ripoff guilt tripping everybody with his giant lifeless eyes.

CURSE YOU LITTLE BIGFOOT!

22 comments:

  1. "I HATE YOU...i'll miss you"

    I never thought in a million years that young boys could go through menopause, but there's your proof.

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  2. This is why you don't let Nick Nolte and Rip Torn get drunk and mate in the woods.

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  3. Honestly, the kid's acting is pretty good.

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  4. You edited a Promo Copy? Have you no shame? The Academy sent you that for your consideration! I hope you at least had the courtesy to send in a vote for Best Performance by a Hairy Turd.

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  5. No wonder Bigfoot is scarce. They can only do 1.3 MPH with somebody screaming and whipping pinecones at them.

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  6. The ending seemed pretty realistic to me. It's exactly like how all my relationships end.

    Except the "I'll miss you" part.

    And instead of pinecones it's pepper spray.

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  7. Did anyone else weep at the tree scene? Powerful stuff.

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  8. This tripe pales in comparison to that other, genius movie about a boy and his cute puppet friend. Of course, I'm referring to Mac and Me.

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  9. That's a whole lot of affection for a styrofoam tree stump.

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  10. Yes, I love it! The scene in every "kid meets special animal" movie, where the animal has to go away for some nonspecific reason, and the only way they can get them to leave is by screaming "I HATE YOU!" and throwing stuff at the abomination.

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  11. I do believe they stole the "I HATE YOU!" scene directly from Air Bud.

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  12. I will say this..

    At least there wasn't an "impromptu" dance sequence in a McDonald's.

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  13. Trumpy, you can do magic!

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  14. So erm. Is it a happy ending or does he just tell him to walk into forest more? Some how rendering him immune to the people chasing him?

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  15. You know, if "Bilbo" can't understand "They're coming to kill you!" he probably can't understand "I HATE YOU!" any better. You could really just yell incoherently and scare him away, you don't need to traumatise yourself.

    Maybe the little kid is just such a method actor that he always has to have a sensible motivation, even if his only audience is an unshaven Hobbit.

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  16. I made it to the part where Little Bigfoot started petting the tree, and then my head exploded.

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  17. Bilbo Baggins!!!!!

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  18. the sleepless in seattle kid and the california dreams girl. great casting.

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  19. Say what you will about Little Bigfoot, but I'm just glad to see Rhea Perlman getting work.

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  20. My first thought during the deer-petting scene was that either Bilbo or the midget inside his suit was doing the pee pee dance.

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  21. Looks like Little Bigfoot's got a meth problem. He can't stop moving his jaw.

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