Monday, February 15, 2010

MARRIAGE IS A PADDED CELL: A BRIDAL GIUDE!

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  2. Oh wow! Really makes you not want to get married! Thank god I'm gay and the powers that be don't believe that I can get married. I don't want to be stuck in a padded cell!

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  3. "Maybe they'll think I drowned-ded"


    ...I have to ask...who is that incredibly distraught woman? Where did that clip come from? I'm guessing it had something to do with xtianity...they sure love their misery, afterall.

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  4. @ Jantsen

    I wouldn't be so sure. Where I live, we believe that straights and gays should be confined to padded cells.

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  5. um, what the hell is going on here?

    and isn't that the lady from TBN?

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  6. "That chilling evil that comes on you"-

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  7. OMG that is intense! Now I'll never look at a meat and cheese tray the same way.

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  8. Wrap it around two fingers, push the end through with your thumb, catching the end, pull it through into a knot.

    Demonic ritual!

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  9. That, Anonymous, is Jan Couch, co-founder of the Trinity Broadcasting Network. She out-does Tammy Faye in all aspects of hair and make-up. And audacity.

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  10. Oh to be a young beautiful bride like that again...*sigh* I am Jan Couch...and I am Jesus's bride now.

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  11. The Qualatex Balloon Network really went downhill!

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  12. I saw this at Hungry Brain, and the whole place loved this one. A true classic already.

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  13. This video is actually on the Trinity Broadcasting Website called No More Tears. I don't know why.... But I sat through the entire thing. All 50 minutes of it. She's ridiculous.

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  14. hilarious! Jan Couch deserves an oscar for her bewildering performance by the sea... "evil comes on you"...hee hee!

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  15. well that was mildly disturbing...

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  16. Miss Havisham has a video guide?

    /English Literature joke

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  17. Is it wrong that this makes me WANT to get married? 8)

    DEMONIC RITUALS

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  18. Best of 2010 so far!

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  19. "Tuck the imperfect meat under" "They'll never know". This edit is pure poetry.

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  20. OH THANK YOU for that one EIT, I needed me some of Jan Crouch's crazy remixed !
    laff myself silly , love you guys!

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  21. I can't seem to get it to work on either computer. Is anyone else having this problem? Is there a non-vimeo mirror for it?

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  22. It's the pink haired Jesus Channel lady!!

    Awesome mix EIT.

    My favorite part, was the reminder that we should check that we're not putting poisonous flowers on our cake. Lol! Really?

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  23. No More Tears link here: http://media.tbn.org/wmedia/tbn/gallery/No_More_Tears.wvx

    Plays through Windows Media Player

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  24. This is my favorite EIT video to date!

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  25. "He said the baked beans just don't taste right."

    Absolutely awesome.

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  26. oh wow
    nightmare fuel

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  27. I don't mind the chilling evil that comes on me, just as long as it doesn't get in my hair.

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  28. Sounds like a usual marriage to me, lady.

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