At least give the little butlers and scullery maids uniforms so we know them from the rest of the house staff. And they really should be taught to face the wall when we walk by, it's a respect thing, you know...
They're so slow! The problem is too much decision-making. Children are only productive if you give them one simple task to do over and over again. And chain them to the sink so they can't leave.
I already have two toddlers cleaning my chimney as I type. I need to find another one to bake me a cake.
ReplyDeleteNot workin'. =(
ReplyDeleteCan't believe you cut away just as that toddler was about to burst into flames.
ReplyDeleteI plan on having children for this sole purpose.
ReplyDeleteI only want a kid who plays that music and makes money sounds.
ReplyDeleteI and my team of 16 toddlers will win this year's Iditarod.
ReplyDeleteThis music just makes me want to put my kids to work. They won't know the difference once they hear that tune.
ReplyDeleteI love it when you edit the videos with consistent audio!! Keep it up!
..I feel like this at work everyday.
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p.s.
2nd case of not payin' the licensing fees..
"....... sweet Pink Floyd "cover"
Some of those are okay, like clearing plates, but the oven had me screaming "NO" at the screen.
ReplyDeleteThanks Everything is Terrible!
Well, sure, that last kid's about to burn the fuck out of her hands, but that's how they learn.
ReplyDeleteIf my babies didn't work how would I pay for all my John Lennon jewelry?
ReplyDeleteLovin' the ring of the cash-register in the soundtrack.....
ReplyDeleteGreat. Now I have to figure out what's cheaper - a helper monkey or having a kid.
ReplyDeleteAt least give the little butlers and scullery maids uniforms so we know them from the rest of the house staff. And they really should be taught to face the wall when we walk by, it's a respect thing, you know...
ReplyDeleteSilencio - I almost spit my coffee out reading your post!
ReplyDeleteThey're so slow! The problem is too much decision-making. Children are only productive if you give them one simple task to do over and over again. And chain them to the sink so they can't leave.
ReplyDeleteThey cut the video before I could learn how to make a Child Pot Pie.
ReplyDeleteI don't have anything clever to offer except to say:
ReplyDeleteA baby on the sloped car hood of a dripping wet car?
Really?
And the oven scenario is beyond words.
That must be Gretel. Apparently Hans wasn't enough.
ReplyDeleteI didn't even get near the oven until I was like, 12.
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