Tuesday, January 26, 2010

WILDLY SPECULATIVE CELEBRITY SEX SECRETS!!!

Humans, by nature, have a basic need for the hottest factually questionable gossip about celebrity genitalia. Who better to tell it than porn stars, prostitutes, one night stands and ex-employees with absolutely nothing to gain from the exposure?

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19 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 26, 2010 at 1:14 AM

    I can now die happy knowing what Jerry Seinfeld looks like naked,

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 26, 2010 at 1:34 AM

    This reminds of all the girls saying stuff about Tiger. How much of it do we believe?

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  3. Destination A Go-GoJanuary 26, 2010 at 7:55 AM

    oh boy...

    This is gonna' be a "Long"
    (and modestly thick) week isn't it.

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  4. CineGraphic StudiosJanuary 26, 2010 at 12:01 PM

    Larry King lost his penis in a 1973 horse racing accident in Miami, FL.

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  5. AnonymousJanuary 26, 2010 at 12:17 PM

    What? They couldn't get Paul Baressi to talk about John Travolta?

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  6. UnknownJanuary 26, 2010 at 12:58 PM

    The dancing, naked Jerry look a like is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

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  7. ScooteurJanuary 26, 2010 at 6:15 PM

    YOWZAS! Can we have a NSFW tag on this one? Also...Jerry Seinfeld body double was an amazing dancer!

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 26, 2010 at 6:25 PM

    Having seen this video without the editing...take a guess on which of the women were talking about Gary Coleman...

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  9. ZZJanuary 26, 2010 at 9:29 PM

    Without having seen the video, I must commend the preview freeze-frame for this one.

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  10. HeatherJanuary 28, 2010 at 10:51 AM

    Larry King spontaneously procreates by budding. True fact.

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  11. scampsJanuary 31, 2010 at 12:47 AM

    Larry King's suspenders are actually an intricate piece of life-sustaining machinery.

    And I thought that "Little Jerry Seinfeld" was a cock-fighting rooster. Oh, now I see what I did there...

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  12. Rodrigo DiazFebruary 1, 2010 at 1:45 AM

    I believe the part about Elvis wanting that woman to sit on his face.

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  13. MarsFebruary 6, 2010 at 12:17 PM

    Out of all of the EIT After Darks, this one was the most disturbing, hands down. Even more than the granny sapho circle.

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  14. OriginalDavidFebruary 24, 2010 at 10:46 AM

    i really hate to be this guy, but...........sauce?

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  15. shodanMarch 8, 2010 at 6:24 PM

    oh my god, high octane sexual nightmare fuel

    larry king ? an oscar statuette ?

    I feel weird

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  16. franksinatraimpersonatorApril 30, 2010 at 2:54 AM

    Poor celebrities, I wouldn't touch any of those women with a 10 foot barge pole. The presenter was fiiiiiiine though.

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  17. AnonymousJuly 1, 2010 at 11:09 AM

    What in the living fuck was that...I did not want to know how Elvis had sex. Elvis didn't have sex. He was Elvis. He didn't need to.

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  18. 9th_SageAugust 27, 2010 at 8:40 PM

    ...and write the word "Love"? Wh...no...no, that's impossible. How could someone....? No, I refuse to actually believe that. :P

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  19. Ali BeeSeptember 5, 2010 at 11:22 AM

    I have never seen lying quite like the lying that woman does when she's asked if she did doggy style.

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