Boy, this "EIT After Dark" week sure has been a sausage fest, eh ladies? What this blog needs is a good old-fashioned womyn's circle jerk jamboree!
(Oh, and if the multiple "circle jerk" references didn't tip you off, this video is epically NSFMW. You have been officially warned.)
Phew, I feel much better. Talk about honoring the goddess within!
There goes my sex drive, along with dinner.
ReplyDelete"I wish you many happy orgasms."
With THIS burned into my memory? FAT CHANCE.
(sobs in the fetal position)
I have never been more happy to see Duane in my entire life.
ReplyDeleteGee, thanks for censoring the little man in the boat AFTER he made his appearance.
ReplyDeleteI have been scarred for life, now that I have an idea of what my mother-in-law possibly looks like naked.
Excuse me, I must scream until my vocal chords bleed.
A room reeking of tuna, soy sauce, curry, and sad.
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ReplyDeleteHA! It got removed.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to count myself among the fortunate for showing up too late to see it.
ReplyDeleteAHHHHHH! Duane! Cover your eyes... mmm.. soy sauce
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure STANDARD FFCKING PRACTICE ON THE INTERNET would have you slap a NSFW or a "get your eye-bleach" notice BEFORE a video.
ReplyDeleteThe clever little allusions to it just don't prepare you for what happens in the first seconds of the video.
Futureschlock, you're on notice.
My eyes, they'll never be the same!
ReplyDeleteHoly crap... Wow... Words cannot describe just how weird this was...
ReplyDeleteDUANE
ReplyDeleteOh. That lady leading the sessions is none other than Betty Dodson. Way more hardcore than Dr Ruth or that Canadian lady. She's 80 and still kickin'.
ReplyDeleteI will never not be able to think of that when eating curry...
ReplyDeleteOh god, oh god, oh god.
ReplyDeleteWHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!
Well, if I wasn't gay before, I sure am now! No, Clitty-Ann, NO!
ReplyDeleteYou kids will look old and saggy one day too. The weirdest thing about this to me is the total lack of privacy-- but it's real. These women have as much a right as you to have an orgasm and enjoy themselves, and you might notice, they don't really give a shit what anyone thinks, including all you intolerant, ageist, easily shocked types.
ReplyDelete"You kids will look old and saggy one day too. The weirdest thing about this to me is the total lack of privacy-- but it's real. These women have as much a right as you to have an orgasm and enjoy themselves, and you might notice, they don't really give a shit what anyone thinks, including all you intolerant, ageist, easily shocked types."
ReplyDeleteIntolerant? Ageist? My shock has nothing to do with older women getting off. More power to 'em.
I DO have a problem with withered genitalia screaming in my face about some demented show-and-tell. I bet you ANYTHING that the only reason there is such a backlash to this video is because of the first five seconds, and not so much what followed.
Hell, that was the point at which I stopped the video and started typing a comment/dry heaving.
Oh - and just because I get old and withered doesn't mean I'll think plastering my wrinkly sack on the internet's a hot idea.
Kathryn:
ReplyDeleteI have one of Dodson's books (a gift after marriage), and although I disagree with her concept of romance and other theological/philosophical aspects, she is dead on with the mechanics. I'm hoping I'll have happy orgasms (albeit in a private area) when I enter old age.
Those women, most likely, are dealing with sexual changes after menopause. Thus, Dodson recommended the Magic Wand and the barbell tool (kegels).
That, of course, does not ease the awkwardness/"terrible" factor of this video. When posting, pse slap a NSFW warning immediately.
BTW: My captcha is "pregu", a sly allusion...
NFSW be damned... That's not safe for the soul.
ReplyDelete"I bet you ANYTHING that the only reason there is such a backlash to this video is because of the first five seconds, and not so much what followed."
I'd say that's spot on. I was NOT expecting that, even with the warnings.
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go watch Colby to burn that out of my being.
It will be a long time before I feel aroused again. D:
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ReplyDeleteMy captcha for this page was hyman. That just put this video over the top.
ReplyDeleteThe only reason I spat out my tea is because I was on EIT. I never thought this website would go there. It was like walking into an electronics store and finding a great deal on oven mitts; I have a good deal of respect and appreciation for oven mitts, but never expect to see them at RadioShack. Kudos to EIT for pushing the envelope.
ReplyDeleteWhy have I been neglecting to release my orgasm energy out into the world? The wonderful things it could've done...
ReplyDeleteYou know what, I kinda loved it. It disturbed the hell out of me to try to put it in any kind of context as to how or why this group session was happening, so I just let that go and watched the horny ladies writhe. Wowzer, powerful stuff, Futureschlock. I will never need to see that again!
ReplyDeleteComing soon to a left-wing college near you!
ReplyDeletePfft, dunno what the hell y'all are talking about, this sure made me release my orgasm energy out into the world.
ReplyDeleteSWEET JESUS! I just became sterile!
ReplyDeleteI like that just like tuppaparty at moms house...
ReplyDeleteFat man. Large boat.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, the only tag this monstrosity deserves is "The Worst Thing Ever"!!!
ReplyDeleteThat just made my dick die a little inside.
ReplyDeleteis it bad that I found this kinda hot? I know the women aren't the sexiest in the world, but I find any woman having an orgasm sexy even if she's not exactly hot
ReplyDeleteNo, anon, that is not at all bad, but compassionate and romantic.
ReplyDeleteoh my god, I will never be the same, the looks on their faces will haunt me forever.
ReplyDeleteThose women were awesome! Good on them for enjoying their bodies and sexuality without shame.
ReplyDeleteWas that toilet paper in Vagina #1? Someone should be arrested for this.
ReplyDeleteFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
ReplyDeleteThis clip has become interweb lore.
ReplyDelete"Ewww! It looks like a sad old man!"
If the video were'nt funny enough ... the comments are classic !! Funniest shit I've seen and read for a long, long time .... THANK YOU CLITTY ANN !
ReplyDeleteHey, Clitty Ann! What's your game now, can anybody play?
ReplyDeleteit's just like having brunch my aunt and her bridge club... except they're naked and pleasuring their soy sauce-scented cunnys without shame...
ReplyDeleteAfter the first few seconds, I couldn't stop silently screaming. Yet I kinda liked it...I'm so confused. *goes off and cries in a dark corner* SOMEONE HELP ME!
ReplyDeleteThe Horror! The Horror!...
ReplyDeleteHaha. Loved it. Nice to see these old women exploring their sexuality. In that part where everyone was laying down with vibrators except for one woman standing, what was she doing? Looked like she was humping the air. Is it just me or is that clit at the beginning unusually big?
ReplyDeletewell that was metal.
ReplyDeleteI can't even lie, that video scared me.
ReplyDeleteWHERE HAS THE VIDEO GONE!!! :-( My favourite
ReplyDeleteafter two plus years of searching I haven't found this anywhere else on the internet. Is it on one of his videos in the shop? I would pay for this.
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