Immaculate hair conception.
ALRIGHT! God told me not to shower.
One would think that with all the passages in the Old Testament about rivers of congealing blood flowing from ruined cities that Christian metal would be pretty hard.
"we get hundreds of letters a month about...kids wanting to commit suicide"
So much awesome: acid wash trench coats AND Kinney Shoes!
Wakes up with a 3 year old every morning... that puts most heavy metal bands to shame in the underage department.
YEAH christian metal is so hardcore!! FAIL
This is what "doin' it" for the Lord is all about.p.s. @HeatherKinney shoes..amazing!!!!
I give my life to REO Speedwagon!
I wonder if Christian metal bands have groupies? What an interesting concept.. "You can come into my heart but not my hair."
I want to start a Christian Rock Band and, after getting "popular" turn to the Dark Side.
@ Fat n Boring:No groupies if they're all certainly dating God and being blasted with his love!!
ha! i know that (erstwhile) 3-year-old. he's an alright dude. i remember laughing my ass off when i heard his dad was in this band.
How can you be sure they're just not Canadian?
To above: Because there would be more lyrics about snow, eh.I have never understood the concept behind Christian metal. Sounding satanic in the name of the Lord? I've always thought metal was a bit strange and juvenile, but this take the strangeness to almost epic levels.
To above: So does that make Snow himself, like, a SuperCanadian? He could make "Informer" their national anthem!
once upon a time a pope made Scott Wenzel eat a dick, and this is what happened.
I imagine the letter read something like this:Dear Christian rockers,I listened to your music and now I want to kill myself. Thanks a lot. Seriously though. There is nothing I hate more in this universe than Christian "rock".
Immaculate hair conception.
ReplyDeleteALRIGHT! God told me not to shower.
ReplyDeleteOne would think that with all the passages in the Old Testament about rivers of congealing blood flowing from ruined cities that Christian metal would be pretty hard.
ReplyDelete"we get hundreds of letters a month about...kids wanting to commit suicide"
ReplyDeleteSo much awesome: acid wash trench coats AND Kinney Shoes!
ReplyDeleteWakes up with a 3 year old every morning... that puts most heavy metal bands to shame in the underage department.
ReplyDeleteYEAH christian metal is so hardcore!! FAIL
ReplyDeleteThis is what "doin' it" for the Lord is all about.
ReplyDeletep.s. @Heather
Kinney shoes..amazing!!!!
I give my life to REO Speedwagon!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Christian metal bands have groupies? What an interesting concept..
ReplyDelete"You can come into my heart but not my hair."
I want to start a Christian Rock Band and, after getting "popular" turn to the Dark Side.
ReplyDelete@ Fat n Boring:
ReplyDeleteNo groupies if they're all certainly dating God and being blasted with his love!!
ha! i know that (erstwhile) 3-year-old. he's an alright dude. i remember laughing my ass off when i heard his dad was in this band.
ReplyDeleteHow can you be sure they're just not Canadian?
ReplyDeleteTo above: Because there would be more lyrics about snow, eh.
ReplyDeleteI have never understood the concept behind Christian metal. Sounding satanic in the name of the Lord?
I've always thought metal was a bit strange and juvenile, but this take the strangeness to almost epic levels.
To above: So does that make Snow himself, like, a SuperCanadian? He could make "Informer" their national anthem!
ReplyDeleteonce upon a time a pope made Scott Wenzel eat a dick, and this is what happened.
ReplyDeleteI imagine the letter read something like this:
ReplyDeleteDear Christian rockers,
I listened to your music and now I want to kill myself. Thanks a lot.
Seriously though. There is nothing I hate more in this universe than Christian "rock".