2009 was a big year for me. I learned how to improve my psychic abilities,
how not to racially profile people,
and that diabetes is chocolate's way of telling me it loves me.
This next video is just a tragedy. It could have been one of my best videos ever, but a technical glitch caused some flash frames that ruined it. It makes me cringe every time...
oh, and ps....
Also, don't forget to leave your favorites in the comments!
... i almost killed myself over the kissing video. i had to stop it. it was too awkward. i think i am going to throw myself out a window.
ReplyDeletethank you for putting this together!
ReplyDeleteA Shoebox Is Not A Gun Safe was my favorite this year, because I am awful.
ReplyDeleteOh dear god, that kissing vid is disturbing. Most of those actors should be highly paid members of the adult entertainment industry by now.
ReplyDeleteThat giant duck one really did it for me. I love the title. He really is SO different...
ReplyDeleteAnd not to judge in this cold, un-PC world, but...perhaps his giant ruffled bonnet and bow tie and Little Lord Fauntleroy hair cut and short-short shirt that exposes his ungodly huge belly and his saggy diaper might be behind his outcast status. Hmmm?
Three vids stand out as the best of the worst of 2009.
ReplyDeleteIn third place, the controversial Yogi Ogi Dogi, the man whose love of supple young children and yoga resulted in one of the most disturbing videos I've ever seen.
In second, Paul's Backyard. I still think you guys overdid the editing on this one. However, the combination of an overweight middle-aged man with a pedosmile, a masturbating grandpa puppet, and a sex slave in a cat costume iw just too disturbing for words.
And in first, Gwendolyn the Good Fairy's Fairy Princess Party Planning Guide. There were a ton of terrible vids this year, but I don't think anything comes remotely close to this godawful masterpiece. It's the video that made me a diehard EIT fan.
Great job, guys. Looking forward to another terrible year.
Oh god, I just love the music from the psychic video...recruerdos de la alhambra is my favorite classical guitar piece and it can make ANY piece of crap look good
ReplyDeleteberry nice work! you are A- #1!
ReplyDeleteAngela Lansbury in a tub, please!
ReplyDelete"Intro to Smooching" is my fave of the year. I've shown it to all of my friends and it hasn't gotten old so far.
ReplyDeleteIn second place, uh... that's more difficult. "Jesus Loves the Little Stereotypes" is awesome, but I'm not sure if it's in the running. Also, I can't seem to get the audio to work on iPhone.
"Princess Parties" is a solid third. Love it.
My favorite is 'Roger Moore Saves the White Rhino'. The edit is perfect.
ReplyDeleteRunners up: Super Xuxa, Pocket Mosters, Power Connection with John Jacobs, Supervan, Bible Prophecies.
I didn't even notice the editing errors until you pointed them out. It doesn't detract from it though, because the content is so ridiculous. Still one of the greats of the year.
ReplyDeleteWell Future, for me easily my favorite is "Baby Faces"
ReplyDeleteLike a fine wine..
Subtle with slight hints of comedy.
Excellent job.
Happy New Year
On a cold day, rub your noses together in an Eskimo Kiss! Then, two days later, pop the zits and find a less greasy girlfriend!
ReplyDelete2.5 minute Cutaway was a personal favorite.
ReplyDeleteWhy was I so horrified by the chocolate video?!? I like chocolate, and the clip nearly made me physically ill!
ReplyDeleteahhhhh you guys are the absolute best. every time there is a new video my heart flutters in excitement x] the teasing kiss made me laugh so hard.... so hard.....
ReplyDeletewow that indian guy does not care one bit about being kissed almost everywhere
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