Our good friend Maryjean Ballner has informed us that she will be appearing on The Late Show with David Letterman tonight. Who knows... Maybe she'll do a duet with Rob Thomas. A boy can dream, can't he?
Congratulations, Maryjean! We'll be watching...
UPDATE: Now with video!
Maybe she'll give him a cat massage.
ReplyDeleteYou got any gum?
ReplyDeleteWell, at one point she did squeal, "OOOH DAVEY, WHAT A GOOD DAVEY!" and tickle Letterman feverishly on the arm. Oh, and there was the part where she alluded to having paid for fetishy services. Yet somehow she came off to me as overwhelmingly sane.
ReplyDeleteBesides, the angry orange cat she clutched throughout lent a bit of professional gravity to the situation. Way to hold it down, Henry.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMgjSNl3voQ
ReplyDeleteDid anybody else see and cringe at the TERRIBLE Napster advert?
ReplyDeleteGood old Dave, just as unsavory as ever. Maryjean's specialty seems more suited to Kimmel's show.
ReplyDeletegod bless david letterman
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