Friday, December 25, 2009

HULK HOGAN SAVES CHRISTMAS

As a very special holiday treat, EIT presents our version of the Terrible classic "Santa with Muscles"! Hulk Hogan stars as an amnesiac millionaire bodybuilder who, through the magic of Christmas, becomes a crime fighting Santa Claus and saves a gang of adorable orphans from the clutches of Ed Begley Jr. and his karate fighting doctor!



Christmas wishes really do come true!
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14 comments:

  1. Kit O'ConnellDecember 25, 2009 at 5:21 AM

    To be fair, as a 10 year old if someone had described to me the scene where 'Santa' beat up some guys and then told me Santa = Hulk Hogan, I would have wanted to see this movie desperately. But even at that age, the title 'Santa With Muscles' was off-putting enough to ruin it. Is there a less appealing title you can imagine? Santa with Chest Hair (Santa is played by Robin Williams' sentient chest hair)? Santa with Herpes?

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  2. AnonymousDecember 25, 2009 at 5:25 AM

    Nice. I thought Jingle all the way was bad.

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  3. The Burgundy GhostDecember 25, 2009 at 8:42 AM

    If only the hulkster had leg dropped somebody or said "Brother" this movie would have been perfect.


    Perfectly bad.....that is.

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  4. maraheDecember 25, 2009 at 9:13 AM

    Hollywood is so depressing.

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  5. UnknownDecember 25, 2009 at 9:54 AM

    Macho Man plays Santa's arch nemesis, The Martian.

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  6. AnonymousDecember 26, 2009 at 9:08 PM

    How come Santa looks so dessicated? Was he going through chemo or a crash diet or something?

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  7. AnonymousDecember 26, 2009 at 10:10 PM

    Clearly, Santa has become Bully Smart.

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  8. stexeDecember 28, 2009 at 9:33 AM

    Poor Garret Morris.

    Also, was it meant to be ironic that one of the criminals was wearing a D.A.R.E. shirt? Or was it trying to send a positive message to kids? "Even though I'm a thief, I would never be dumb enough to try drugs".

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  9. AnonymousDecember 28, 2009 at 11:44 PM

    WATCH OUT -- HE'S GOT A CANDY CANE!

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  10. MoNovember 17, 2010 at 9:03 PM

    I'm so upset this got taken down! xD

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  11. chargemanDecember 16, 2010 at 8:30 PM

    is this a Christmas retelling of "Robocop"?

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  12. MoDecember 17, 2010 at 4:28 PM

    It's back. Yaaaaay! xD

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