Tuesday, November 10, 2009

TWO'FOR TUESDAY!

Look, I love a heavily edited vid as much as they next guy, but this weekend I found something weird and pretty great. I always knew Brazilian sensation XUXA was a remarkable maniac, but I never knew her as a 'holyfuckingshit' rock opera movie star! 'Super Xuxa' was the most watched movie in Brazil EVER from 1988-2001, and you will soon understand why.

Seriously, look at every shot with care and tell me what this means to you. What if we all woke up every morning to this? How different do you think life would be? The film also includes a lot more of that puppet dog, white child slavery, the devil (I think), a pink dolphin, and much, much, much more. What caught my eye in the first place was one of the best VHS covers I've ever seen...


Anyways, other cultures sure are funny!


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33 comments:

  1. Tyler VincentNovember 10, 2009 at 8:02 AM

    The horror....the horror...

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  2. Samantha KingNovember 10, 2009 at 8:28 AM

    It's probably just me, but..did anyone else pick up on some phallicism in the second video?

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  3. Destination A Go-GoNovember 10, 2009 at 9:14 AM

    The first clip reminds me of a "Xanadu opening sequence/ Menudo Video" hybrid.

    Thanks for sharing, EIT.

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  4. GizzmonicNovember 10, 2009 at 9:51 AM

    You know, this probably isn't relevant, but one time I was in Italy and this random guy in the street handed me a VHS tape about Jesus. I kept it for years and once tried to watch it at a party, but then I realized it was formatted for Europe (PAL). I hope Brazil uses NTSC!

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  5. HeatherNovember 10, 2009 at 10:41 AM

    Hey, Fat--I certainly did. Apparently we are perverted (for girls).

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  6. MeechreeNovember 10, 2009 at 11:07 AM

    believe it or not, albino dolphins are pink

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  7. therandomizerNovember 10, 2009 at 11:23 AM

    How'd they know what my nightmare was about last night?

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  8. UnknownNovember 10, 2009 at 2:58 PM

    I actually found these to be cute and sweet. A rare example of puppets not being too scary or morally heavy handed. And it's good to see the dog from Adventure Time back in work.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNVYWJOEy9A

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  9. bob weiszNovember 10, 2009 at 3:53 PM

    well, looks like i'm going to have to rip this off too.

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  10. UnknownNovember 10, 2009 at 9:10 PM

    i wish magic-rainbow-lady-jesus would come to MY town and teach kids proper painting technique and then show fish how to make out with each other.

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  11. Marshmallow Pee PeeNovember 10, 2009 at 11:46 PM

    I love pink dolphins.

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  12. CaNovember 11, 2009 at 12:29 AM

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  13. Destination A Go-GoNovember 11, 2009 at 12:36 AM

    OK seriously....


    The "Labyrinth" meets "Flashdance" part of this film is amazing.

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  14. BrockNovember 11, 2009 at 12:45 AM

    These brought a little tear of happiness to my eye. *sniff*

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  15. Jeffrey Nathaniel LamarNovember 11, 2009 at 6:49 AM

    This chick was married to soccer legend Pele at one time. I don't know if she still is though.

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  16. MartyNovember 11, 2009 at 6:28 PM

    Did she get the necessary permits to paint that wall/pavement? And is she trying to support gay pride, Hawaii, or both??

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  17. Nicol3November 12, 2009 at 1:08 PM

    I KILLED the last dog that painted over my rainbow chucks.

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  18. jrmorettiNovember 12, 2009 at 8:20 PM

    Brings back so many childhood memories. I grew up watching that shit. If you think the video is terrible, I could subtitle the video so you guys could feel real horror!

    Pretty much all of her movies are as creepy as those.
    Really, just check this out http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=5u9eWQfMxz4#t=135

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  19. AnonymousNovember 13, 2009 at 10:12 PM

    RRRRRRRRRUUURRRRRRRRUUURRRRR

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  20. AnonymousNovember 14, 2009 at 10:48 AM

    correct me if i'm wrong, but wasn't she implicated in a weird child pornography thing about ten years ago?

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  21. MabissaNovember 14, 2009 at 10:42 PM

    Xuxa brought (brings?) happiness to millions of Brazilian kids. Thanks for these videos!

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  22. Wilson OhNovember 15, 2009 at 2:33 AM

    Graffiti is graffiti. Tut tut Xuxa. And too cool for a helmet as well?

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  23. AnonymousNovember 15, 2009 at 6:00 PM

    i remember this show wen i was a little kid they actualy say she was satanic you can sear in youtube wen his set was burned
    they say she had pictures of little children an objecs of satan worship
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx3wZ-yPpEQ

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  24. JustinNovember 16, 2009 at 11:18 PM

    My Brazilian boyfriend says she used to be a porn star before being a kid's superstar. Once she became famous she bought all her old porn photos and videos so no one could see them.

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  25. AnonymousDecember 2, 2009 at 11:26 PM

    I'm from Latin America, seriously this movie is one of the most bizarre movies ever...and thats not the cover of the VHS thats the cover of a "stickers book" about the movie. Nowadays Xuxa stills being one of the most famous woman in latin america, producer, artist and singer... that movie was her early beginnig... like a lot of other celebs examples..Madonna in "Who's that girl"


    Sorry 4 my english.

    This is the original VHS cover:
    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zIOuQxKXLus/Sc56dhfDNTI/AAAAAAAAE6U/KQ8quVA0r1A/s400/super+Xuxa.jpg

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  26. AnonymousDecember 7, 2009 at 6:07 PM

    I'm pretty sure that she and that pink dolphin are gay-married now.

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  27. LautaroDecember 7, 2009 at 8:10 PM

    she was really really big all around south america back in the late 80s and 90s

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  28. UnknownDecember 8, 2009 at 2:01 PM

    Xuxa totally had an American TV show in 1994 that aired on the Family Channel. I remember the gee dee theme song to that show, and it will never, EVER leave my head. That show was so brazenly bizarre, much like both of these videos.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xuxa_(TV_series)

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  29. UnknownJanuary 10, 2010 at 9:10 PM

    i think i'm in lovee ♥♥ this is what makes brazil great.

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  30. UnknownJanuary 14, 2010 at 11:10 PM

    i don't care what all of u guys r saying. looking back at this, she is fucking amazing. i love this, xuxa u are wonderful i love u ♥♥ rock on.

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  31. MarsFebruary 6, 2010 at 5:53 PM

    I remember the US Xuxa show and thought - "Damn, she's kind of dope for kid show host."

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  32. AnonymousMarch 17, 2010 at 10:41 AM

    needs more Li'l Ze from City of God

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