There's so much goofy shit in this video that I suspect it might have been made ironically. Whatever, let's all discuss it over an order of Jack Daniels ribs at TGIFridays. Are those things even still around?
it's one thing when a Christrian sparkleturd video features inept child actors spouting drivel, but it's a whole other fucking level when you involve innocent and darling anthropomorphic lap dogs. I shall only confess my sins to Muffin.
"I'm a doggedly dog" does not make sense grammatically, as doggedly is an adverb. That is of course unless the thing the dog is doggedly doing is being a dog, but that does not seems like it requires the effort doggedly implies. "I'm a dog, doggedly shilling for God" makes much more sense.
I love how the one girl always says her lines as a question. Did you say sing? What do you want me to do? if they wanted to recruit for there jesus cult they atleast could of splurged for some decent actors
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Having tourettes is a sin.
ReplyDeleteSo, I'm confused... Are we the Aliens and Jesus is Harry Dean Stanton?
ReplyDeleteBest video I have seen in forever.
ReplyDeleteI think you've got an instant classic with this one.
ReplyDeleteTerriers seem to be the breed of dog most apt to listen to the Devil's music. It's quite bothersome.
ReplyDeleteReadin' is seedin', y'all!
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm late for mah book-burnin' & barbeecue.
it's one thing when a Christrian sparkleturd video features inept child actors spouting drivel, but it's a whole other fucking level when you involve innocent and darling anthropomorphic lap dogs. I shall only confess my sins to Muffin.
ReplyDeleteThat bird lady at the beginning...could it be...the secret origin of Björk?
ReplyDeleteWas anyone else hoping it'd be edited so that the dog was listening to gangsta rap?
ReplyDeleteUpbeat organ music is the Devil's indulgement.
ReplyDeleteI doggedly tried to figure out what this was all about but it's hopeless, I guess.
ReplyDeleteThis video reminded me, I must renew my subscription to "BAD".
ReplyDeleteThe ammount of terrible in this video is amazing.
ReplyDelete0:06 - God loves you, Dirk Niblick!
ReplyDeleteWhat on earth is happening on the cover of Bad Magazine? An ape wearing clothes and contemplating an espresso machine?
Is the magazine teaching the kids about the devil's two favorite things, evolution and Seattle coffee house culture?
"The Filling Station" was part of the Saturday morning line up on TBN. It was consistently cheesy and filled with hokey legalism for kids.
ReplyDeleteIf you can get "Circle Square" and "Quigley's Village" (two other hokey kid programs) posted up, you have nailed part of my childhood.
Got it, if I listen to Lady Gaga too much, my dogs will start dressing weird and ruin my cassette tape collection.
ReplyDeleteI don't seem to remember that making the bible, but better safe than sorry...
You come back to NY
ReplyDeleteand those ribs are on me!
Praise Jesus.
wow.
ReplyDeletea young dwight from the office with 'bad words' flying from his mouth.
the best vid ive seen in a while.
Boy, I WISH that would happen when I swear. That would be awesome.
ReplyDelete"I'm a doggedly dog" does not make sense grammatically, as doggedly is an adverb. That is of course unless the thing the dog is doggedly doing is being a dog, but that does not seems like it requires the effort doggedly implies. "I'm a dog, doggedly shilling for God" makes much more sense.
ReplyDeleteDOGS CAN'T USE GRAMMAR! READ A EVOLUTION-FREE BIOLOGY BOOK, DUMMY!
ReplyDeleteNo irony here. This is straight Fundy Baptist! I'm related to some folks who might have this on tape :/
ReplyDeleteThey make their dreary, depressing brand of religion look even less appealing than it already is...which is pretty hard to do.
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ...Christian Mushrooms
ReplyDeleteLoooove the bad words
ReplyDeleteI love how the one girl always says her lines as a question. Did you say sing? What do you want me to do? if they wanted to recruit for there jesus cult they atleast could of splurged for some decent actors
ReplyDelete"I said 2 MILLION dollars. That two dollars is MINE!"
ReplyDeleteOh, The Filling Station.
ReplyDeleteIt's actually the only show I really remember watching christian-wise as a kid (besides Veggietales). I still have a soft spot in my heart for it.
who wears the earplugs?
ReplyDeleteMy girlfriend and I were happy as far I could tell and I never thought that we would break up. When her cousin died in a tragic car accident she went to her family in Mexico for a week. I couldn't go because I was in the middle of entertaining out of town clients for work. She did not seem to be upset that I could not go so I let her be. The next thing I knew, she reconnected with an old friend from high school that she had a crush on years back and they started to have an affair! I had no clue what was going on until she came back from Mexico. She proceeded to see this old friend and I caught her and her old friend one night hugging each other. I confronted her and she told me the truth about what happened. We broke up and went our separate ways. Neither of us fought for our relationship. I was angry and decided not to be upset about it and just keep it moving. Then after about few months of no contact with her I became sad. I wanted her to tell me she wanted to be with me and not her old friend. I was really worried and didn't now what to do bout it, until one day i saw an advert on e internet about how a Dr saved a crumbling marriage, an i was really excited and i contacted the Dr for a love spell, his name is Dr Ewan and this is email address COVENANTSOLUTIONTEMPE@GMAIL.COM,he told me to do some things and i did it, he told me not t worry that my lover will e back to me in less than 6 hours. I thought it was a joke when she called me and told me that she is really sorry for everything that has happened in the past. I was filled with joy, Dr Ewan truly helped me and brought my lover back to me withing the space of 6 hours, he was able to get her to miss me, she wanted us to get back together again. She had lot of regrets and felt bad for not fighting to keep me and for cheating in generally. she cherish our relationship so much more now and we are together now! You can also get your lover back with the help of Dr.Ewan contact him through whats-app +2349057353987 his email: covenantsolutiontemple@gmail.com. Thank you Dr am grateful.
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