We here at EIT often encounter some of the most eye-gougingly tedious videos ever committed to tape, and every now and then, we have to pass that pain onto you.
Kicking off Boring Week is the return of EIT's resident Las Vegas Guru explaining every possible way to win bingo. Enjoy.
BORING BONUS: Rainbow Spirit!
Can anyone tell me why I would need to memorize countless bingo patterns?
ReplyDeleteOne of the guys in the Rainbow video looks a bit like a cross between Mr.T and Carl Weathers.
I love this site.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ4VNcMRLtY - BINGO!
ReplyDeleteall that's missing is Busey and/or Christian puppetry
ReplyDeleteI think there is a rainbow around the moon.
ReplyDeleteIs that a swastika on the first bingo board??
ReplyDeleteThere's a rainbow...AROUND THE MOON.
ReplyDeleteand then they drink the punch?
ReplyDeleteYou had me at "69".
ReplyDeleteI highly recommend clicking play on both videos at the same time. DO IT.
ReplyDeleteSo many bingo patterns...how will I keep them all straight?! PRESSURE...BUILDING...
ReplyDeleteThe Rainbow video is proof that humanity is devolving. Although it *does* have furry bustiers...so who cares, really?
So there IS!
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EIT, how am I supposed to comment on multiple videos in one post? You guys are a bunch of butt-horns.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE THE LAS VEGAS GURU! That sweaty bald bastard can teach me all the inside tricks!
ReplyDeletePlaying them at the same time is a great idea. Mesmerising.
ReplyDeletein re: rainbow spirit hippie crap
ReplyDeleteit's totally watchable just mute the sound and checkout that hot hippie T & A action and remember those chicks don't shave anywhere....anywhere dude.
What kind of hellish revival of Godspell is this?
ReplyDeleteI am now very sure that the archway above hell doesn’t say anything about abandoning hope, it just says “Now we are going to show you, a variety of ways to play bingo”
ReplyDeleteAnd then that’s Hell. You just sit there, century after century, listening to:
Top lefthand corner - missing pickle.
To the right - French laundromat.
Bottom left hand corner - Rasta on holiday.
To the right - woeful monkey
Top lefthand corner - Angry pastrami.
To the right - Cinnamon menopause.
Bottom left hand corner - Turd in a sandbox.
o the right - pornographic menorah
Top lefthand corner - Traitorous knapsack.
To the right - leper's teacup.
Bottom left hand corner - Barbed cough drop.
To the right - salty hobo.....
My life will be complete if I can figure out how to mix the Rainbow Song with any other song that might fit: "Over the Rainbow" "Rainbow Connection" "Do You See What I See?" "Dark Side of the Moon" The possibilities are endless...
ReplyDeleteCinnamon menopause! Truly the finest idea for a bingo pattern in the history of the game. Anonymous, to you I doff my bingo hat.
ReplyDeleteI saw one girl in the back that did not look like she was fully convinced that there was in fact a rainbow around the moon.
ReplyDeleteHippies and casinos just don't mix. It's like making a sushi roll using hamburger and green tea ice cream: either thing on its own might have its value, but together, it's stomach-heave time.
ReplyDeleteif there are so many ways to win bingo how come we always lose?
ReplyDeletetheres a rainbow..nowait....DOUBLE RAINBOW!
ReplyDeleteALL THE WAY!
My pulse never got above 85, even when I ate her tongue.
ReplyDeleteNow I am certainly not trying to question this multi-talented gentleman's knowledge of the sport known as Bingo, but I find it a tad hard to believe that at 1:57 that is referred to as the Letter Pess.
ReplyDeletethe guy at 6:47 is Erik the flutemaker! My friend bought a flute from him.. he's a christian now. I can't believe I found him in this video... this is absolutely ridiculous. he has a sweet story
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