Well, I made it through 54 seconds before I felt the bile rising. I can't believe that people paid money to sit in that audience for longer than 54 seconds. Also, EIT needs a mullet tag.
bahaha tim and eric - yes. kinda like - http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a2505951f84d407011f8519093a0021
I never even knew about this hot dish of music hell until I lived in Illinois. Then, suddenly I was bombarded by Branson tourism commercials. What the frig, elder travelers of the midwest?
"Shoji Tabuchi (April 16, 1944) is an Japanese country music fiddler and singer who currently performs at his theatre, the Shoji Tabuchi Theatre in Branson, Missouri."
I'll say it if nobody else will: that little girl can actually sing.
Now, though, her website proclaims: "With over 400 shows a year, for over 20 years, in front of 2,000 people per show, her lifetime of experience onstage makes her a great candidate to become tomorrow's next star!"
.....Shoji Tabuchi??? Someone in that video was supposed to be Japanese?
ReplyDeleteThose people could not have been whiter if they were made out of wonder bread and mayonnaise.
Well, I made it through 54 seconds before I felt the bile rising. I can't believe that people paid money to sit in that audience for longer than 54 seconds. Also, EIT needs a mullet tag.
ReplyDeleteThat little whipper-snapper growed up so good, though.
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This is like something from Tim and Eric. Apparently Shoji Tabuchi has many illegitimate children that he makes perform at Branson.
ReplyDeletebahaha tim and eric - yes. kinda like - http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a2505951f84d407011f8519093a0021
ReplyDeleteI never even knew about this hot dish of music hell until I lived in Illinois. Then, suddenly I was bombarded by Branson tourism commercials. What the frig, elder travelers of the midwest?
my family dragged us all the way out to Branson to see these freaks. Well, them and Mel Tillis.
ReplyDeleteWe spent half the night saying 'that's not their REAL daughter, is it?'
Wow, I think this one goes in the Hall of Fame.
ReplyDeletethis show has something for everyone!
ReplyDelete"Shoji Tabuchi (April 16, 1944) is an Japanese country music fiddler and singer who currently performs at his theatre, the Shoji Tabuchi Theatre in Branson, Missouri."
ReplyDeleteAnyone have an instrumental for that DOPE BEAT?
ReplyDeleteYABBA DABBA DOO!!!
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ReplyDeleteI think the kid was hoping she could dive off the boat and make a break for freedom...if they did just "one more fishing spot".
ReplyDeleteApparently, the escape attempt failed.
The pig looked eerily similar the to the creature in the infamous fellatio scene from "The Shining".
ReplyDeletei loved the growling guitar player.
ReplyDeleteI'll say it if nobody else will: that little girl can actually sing.
ReplyDeleteNow, though, her website proclaims: "With over 400 shows a year, for over 20 years, in front of 2,000 people per show, her lifetime of experience onstage makes her a great candidate to become tomorrow's next star!"
Oh, honey. You're never getting out of Branson.
i am really starting to hate furries!!
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