Tuesday, August 04, 2009

GOD EXPLAINS OUR PURPOSE

15 comments:

  1. A little bit of blood on that rock would make the video. Red felt maybe.

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  2. This gives the phrase "dumb as a box of rocks" a whole new meaning! Oh wait, actually, no, it's just the plain old regular meaning of that phrase.

    I agree with the blood comment, though. More blood-sacrifice! All blood-sacrifice all the time!

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  3. The black kid must have had a voice change since the last video.

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  4. In the sequel, Stone was later used to bash in the head of a 17 year old woman who dared to go out in public without covering her face.

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  5. And Mikey learned that day that God uses everyone and everything in his power to kill. Even Mikey.

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  6. Ugh. Organized religion pulls out every trick...this IS Terrible.

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  7. Is there really a Biblical passage in which God goes rock hunting??

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  8. I represent the estate of Grimace and we order A Stone to immediately cease and desist the unlawful use of Mr. Grimace's face, monotone voice, and dull personality.

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  9. i'll never get that damn song outta my head.

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  10. For the record, there is a series of these things, my grandparents had every one for me back when I was a kid. Probably 14 VHSs at least.

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  11. I own this video.

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  12. "even you monkey"

    I laughed till I cried

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