Monday, August 24, 2009

CHOCOROTICA

Forget about those vampires, ladies, because we've found you the ultimate demon lover: sweet, smooth, seductive chocolate.

26 comments:

  1. WHERE ARE YOUR GLOVES, hands!!!

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  2. Wow. I guess it IS possible to make chocolate look terribly unappetizing.

    Turds, turds, turds.

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  3. I love the not so subtle phallic candy bars rising out of their packaging at exactly the right angle...

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  4. I have never felt less like eating chocolate than I do after watching that.
    Could be useful aversion therapy for someone.

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  5. watching this video made me hungry :(

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  6. So much dook, so little time... Now I am off to throw a Baby Ruth into the local pool.

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  7. i pictured michelle malkin as the voiceover actress.

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  8. "If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it, anything you want to, do it, want to change the world, there's nothing to it"

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  9. "Who can resist the fudge dark delight?" Wow. Good p0rn name.

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  10. And did anyone notice how phallic those candy bars were? Yeah, this was cheesy '80s porn... With chocolate! 'Cuz hey, everything is better with chocolate! ;-)

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  11. I'm marrying a choclate cake tonight!

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  12. ew did you SEE how long those nails were at 2:13

    must barf now

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  13. this is the grossest thing i've ever seen.

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  14. There is nothing like ginormous tacky fingernails picking away at a pile of poop to fire up my appetite. I think I would have been rock hard though if it had been narrated by a one Betty White.

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  15. ...guess they didnt have latex gloves back then. or their nails kept poking through.

    truly awful.

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  16. pooops

    lol @ the manicured claw extending to pluck out a chocolate chip

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  17. oh my goodness this does not make me wwant chocolate! i hope you dont mind but ive linked to this in my weekly blog round up. you can check it out here if you like http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/blog/2009/09/01/harries-weekly-sex-blog-round-up/.

    Cheers for such good entertainment!
    Harrie

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  18. I love that elegant = chocolate crocodile

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  19. I, too, loved the part with the talons picking at the chocolate, and the turds falling onto the ice cream.

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  20. omg, idk why but this vid made me crack up laughing, lol, prob cause it's just so terrible

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  21. please replace every time she says 'chocolate' with the word 'doo-doo'.

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  22. If you close your eyes and listen, it causes a chocolate craving like none other. But the sight of phallic turd-shaped candy bars (and demon nails)gets rid of said craving pretty fast...

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  23. I also do not want to eat chocolate right now :(

    great vid though most interesting

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  24. I like to watch this once a week to remind myself that I will never find true happiness and an eternity in hell is the only thing I can look forward to. It helps keep me level.

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