Nigel and Cassidy have both been dressed up by the angry 40 something woman who will only wear large sweaters. As for Tom, how much pot was he smoking when he bought that vest?
Okay it's probably the least of this videos crimes against humanity, but Cassidy only looks so dreadfully mannish because of TRAGICALLY HORRIBLE hair and makeup. She would (perhaps paradoxically?) look more feminine if her hair worked with her face's angularity rather than against it, and the makeup needs to be a bit less "evening" and a lot more "daytime."
This is just to say that, contrary to other commenters, this video suffers from too few gay men, not too many.
You may be interested in a cd-rom distributed by "The Dole Fruit Company" to schools with apple computers, in the early-mid 90's; it was done in an effort to educate children of the nutritional benefits of consuming Dole's fruit.
There were countless raps about "Vitamin C"… and some other stuff.
"Oranges, potatoes, watermellons too, they got alotta 'C;' honest, they do. Being healthy is now in style; bones will heal and make you smile"
Dear History:
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It doesn't take much more than this video to convince me that neither of those men have ever ventured down a woman's "carrot highway."
ReplyDeleteThat animated carrot was right about one thing. It is extremely difficult to resist a long, lean, tapered body.
ReplyDelete.......what root did you say we were taking?
ReplyDeleteCarrot Highway!?
....well then YES!
Yes I AM going your way."
Cassidy is making my root feel all funny.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure if Cassidy is really a girl.
ReplyDeleteNigel and Cassidy have both been dressed up by the angry 40 something woman who will only wear large sweaters. As for Tom, how much pot was he smoking when he bought that vest?
ReplyDeleteIf I wasn't going their way on the carrot highway would that make me gay?
ReplyDeleteOkay it's probably the least of this videos crimes against humanity, but Cassidy only looks so dreadfully mannish because of TRAGICALLY HORRIBLE hair and makeup. She would (perhaps paradoxically?) look more feminine if her hair worked with her face's angularity rather than against it, and the makeup needs to be a bit less "evening" and a lot more "daytime."
ReplyDeleteThis is just to say that, contrary to other commenters, this video suffers from too few gay men, not too many.
I think Cassidy could share some of her thich locks with Tom. He's thinning a bit down the middle.
ReplyDeleteMr Hanky echo?
This one was too terrible. I couldn't take it more then 35s.
ReplyDeleteI'm actually quite impressed with the picture quality of this video. Another of this world's cruel ironies.
ReplyDeleteYou may be interested in a cd-rom distributed by "The Dole Fruit Company" to schools with apple computers, in the early-mid 90's; it was done in an effort to educate children of the nutritional benefits of consuming Dole's fruit.
ReplyDeleteThere were countless raps about "Vitamin C"… and some other stuff.
"Oranges, potatoes, watermellons too, they got alotta 'C;' honest, they do. Being healthy is now in style; bones will heal and make you smile"
^and other lyrics like that.
Curious about what people turn into after appearing in things like this, I did a little searching - and I found
ReplyDeletethis.
I think it's her...
You have to find and post some clips of a Canadian kids' show from the mid 80's called "Kideo".
ReplyDelete3 Kiss wannabe musicians (and I use the term loosely) singing and extolling the virtues of good manners.
I think it was broadcast out of Toronto, but can't be sure.
Wow there's 37 more minutes of this!
ReplyDeletehttp://tinyurl.com/nfgpgr
Yeah, Cassidy is actually my second cousin. Things didnt go well after the whole Carrot Highway series.
ReplyDeleteI thought this was from Tim and Eric awesome show....... BUT NO IT'S REAL! NOOOOO! Oh, the schlock....
ReplyDeleteCan someone get those children some ranch dip?
ReplyDeleteThe oversized sweaters are absolutely terrifying.
ReplyDeleteI'm totally going to have a nightmare about being caught wearing one tonight.
No carrots in Australia?
ReplyDeleteI like the Lenny Kravitz cover of this song better.
ReplyDeleteAt least I enjoyed the cameo at the end by Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo.
ReplyDeleteLook at Nigel, trying to act all sexy-r&b-singer-like...almost sad, really.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason, this is the video on the site which makes me the most uncomfortable. That's saying a lot, too.
ReplyDeleteTo their credit, they actually got me interested in carrots.
ReplyDeleteI think......I found him
ReplyDeletehttp://www.gormansongs.com/
0:28 - no carrots for Australia :(
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