Friday, April 03, 2009

TREAT YOUR CHILDREN WELL

In these rough times, I thought it would be helpful to suggest some often overlooked money making schemes. Like turning your child into gold.


Remember the only commodity more valuable than one baby is two.
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9 comments:

  1. Yonder VittlesApril 3, 2009 at 11:54 AM

    here are a couple of label suggestion: sad, soul-crushing, precursors to drug and alcohol dependency, psychological abuse, child endangerment, etc., etc.

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  2. AnonymousApril 3, 2009 at 2:07 PM

    i loe howhe says you have to beat the kids like polo ponies.

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  3. LinusApril 6, 2009 at 2:02 AM

    I'll see your creepy child actors, and raise you a child beauty pageant...

    (shudder)

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  4. GregApril 8, 2009 at 12:18 AM

    'were always looking for new children'. to feed to jabulon

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  5. WhatsInYourManPurse.comApril 8, 2009 at 1:32 PM

    Even two Katies aren't good enough. Let's stone BOTH Katies!

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  6. brandonApril 10, 2009 at 3:06 AM

    By far the most hilarious thing I've seen lately. Unbelievable. Last line is truly priceless.

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  7. AdamApril 11, 2009 at 9:48 PM

    Working my way backwards here, lots of great stuff. This video might be the best I've seen so far. I mean, the way that woman brought out the bell!

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  8. AnonymousJuly 7, 2009 at 2:47 AM

    AWWWWWWW Katie is so cute! Her parents are complete demons.

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  9. AnonymousDecember 14, 2009 at 2:54 PM

    We prefer twins... they last longer.
    WTF!!

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