Hurrah for aerodynamic histrionics! OMG.. If I got stuck in a plane ride next to her I'd probably take a handful of Xanax to knock myself.....or strangle her.
Look at all the packaged, refined, processed crap she has in that basket.
I was a devotee of Powter's "NO FAT! EAT CARBS!" mantra for a while in the early 90s. Couldn't understand why I was sick all of the time and gaining weight like a mofo. After all, I lived on pasta, and pasta was good, right?
Wrong. Turns out, I have gluten sensitivity and all of that pasta/bread/crackers was just messing with my system big time. "Low fat" was killing me slowly.
If I ruled the world, I would declare Ms Powter an official Tragic Gay Icon.
ReplyDeleteAlso: what aisle are the methamphetamines on?
We're gonna go shoppin' toniiiight...
ReplyDeleteWe're gonna go shoppin' toniiiight...
Hurrah for aerodynamic histrionics! OMG.. If I got stuck in a plane ride next to her I'd probably take a handful of Xanax to knock myself.....or strangle her.
ReplyDelete"Have you ever been in anything this large, alone at night?" Might be the best setup for a "your mom" joke ever.
ReplyDeleteWhatever she's on, my mother-in-law must be on it too. God damn, that's what shopping what her is like!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.urlesque.com/2008/09/23/susan-powter-needs-to-take-her-own-advice/
ReplyDeletehttp://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/susan-powter-mouthfcks-a-pear-26q
OBSESSED.
Should be sorted in 90s since that's where this had to have come from.
ReplyDeleteLove the buzz!
ReplyDeleteThat scene in bed w/ the bow on her head!
ReplyDeleteI just posted this on Facebook and the Captcha word was--no lie--"GAYLORD"
Look at all the packaged, refined, processed crap she has in that basket.
ReplyDeleteI was a devotee of Powter's "NO FAT! EAT CARBS!" mantra for a while in the early 90s. Couldn't understand why I was sick all of the time and gaining weight like a mofo. After all, I lived on pasta, and pasta was good, right?
Wrong. Turns out, I have gluten sensitivity and all of that pasta/bread/crackers was just messing with my system big time. "Low fat" was killing me slowly.
Did she died?
ReplyDeleteFor once, she feels true power...
ReplyDelete"have you ever been in anything this size alone at night...."
ReplyDeletetoo easy
Is this what Shanado Connor did after the SNL fiasco?
ReplyDeleteSince when has Anne Lennox done corporate video?
ReplyDeleteI have two of her workout types at my house. Susan Powter's so crazy XD
ReplyDeleteWow, no fruits and vegetables? That is true 90's thinking right there.
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