Friday, December 05, 2008

GOD BLESS THE NON-BELIEVERS...

...for without them, Christians would stop making videos like these.

An ex-biker pirate performs an autopsy for kids from the same kids show as "God is Not a Child Abuser."



No suicide pact will stop Freedom Village USA:
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16 comments:

  1. FrequencyDownDecember 7, 2008 at 2:05 AM

    Christ, I love this blog!

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  2. GHOST DADDecember 8, 2008 at 3:05 AM

    Where we're going, we don't NEED suicide pacts...

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  3. AnonymousDecember 15, 2008 at 4:42 PM

    Was that the Back to the Future theme?

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  4. TheDLFDecember 18, 2008 at 3:00 PM

    un
    be
    lievable

    What exactly did the suicide pact story have to do with their ministry??

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  5. UnknownDecember 26, 2008 at 9:20 PM

    I could have sworn I heard one of the kids say "Yes" real quick when they were asked if they were beaten....

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  6. ClaireMarch 28, 2009 at 2:49 PM

    Just skimming thru the archives... yes that definitely IS the Back to the Future theme!

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  7. Michelle WoodApril 16, 2009 at 4:08 PM

    Hwhiskey has no place in hworship

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  8. Michelle WoodApril 16, 2009 at 4:14 PM

    Wait...They rated it or raided it?
    A home for troubled young people... does he mean, like, a group home? A juvenile detention facility? An underage crack house?

    I would take any of those if it meant it wouldn't have to live with the constant threat of physical punishment from Captain Kangaroo. Poor Maggie.

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  9. AnonymousJune 27, 2009 at 7:20 PM

    These aren't up anymore, which makes me sad.

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  10. Future SchlockJune 28, 2009 at 10:48 PM

    We had a small scare involving YouTube and some vocal, easily offended Christians, so we've set these videos to "private" for a little while. They will be back.

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  11. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2010 at 9:50 PM

    That guy swallowed a beer can and a cigarette pack whole. No wonder he died.

    That autopsy was featured in a Godstuff segment on "The Daily Show with Craig Kilborn."

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  12. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2010 at 1:43 AM

    Autopsy guy is so right. Wine has no place in worship and should under no circumstances be called the blood of Christ.

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  13. M.E.August 16, 2010 at 9:58 AM

    Bring back the secret video!

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  14. RobertJanuary 10, 2011 at 10:05 AM

    And I though Christians didn't like defiling bodies

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  15. AnonymousJune 4, 2011 at 9:20 AM

    Hold on, someone is coming over so I need to put more water in the soup...

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  16. DavidGCJuly 27, 2011 at 5:53 PM

    Christianity: Judgmentalism doesn't have to stop just because somebody's dead.

    And by the way.... Great. Now I get to look forward to some guy with warts on his fingers digging through my corpse.

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