A couple weeks ago, I turned on my television to find this little freak trying to sell me some detox product. Sick. Also, is it just me, or does this guy look like an overcooked John Waters?
This product is actually available at Walgreens. Faux-John Waters is on the box, but sadly not holding his two foot long green fecal rope. I think this guy has entire photo albums full of his children's BMs.
This product is actually available at Walgreens. Faux-John Waters is on the box, but sadly not holding his two foot long green fecal rope. I think this guy has entire photo albums full of his children's BMs.
ReplyDeleteI love the line about
ReplyDeleteJohn Wayne's autopsy
and he had 45 pounds
of undigested raw meat
in his intestine!
Awesome!
This is not the way I'm used to John Waters talking about bowel movements. Somehow this seems...more perverse.
ReplyDelete