Thursday, May 29, 2008

KEVIN SMITH SUCKS

So, I am in Cleveland this week, and finally got my EyeTV Hybrid working. With all the tapes I got here it looks like Ghoul Skool is finally ready to post original content for once. Anyway, I thought I would start off with this li'l stinker, only because it stars one of our own, Commodore Gilgamesh. I don't know why this was made, nor did I even knew it existed until last night. But it belongs here as much as any other pile of poo. More to come!

STICK 'EM

There is nothing Terrible about The Fat Boys, except the fact that they prove how Terrible everything else really is.

Monday, May 19, 2008

IT'S AWESOME!!!

Mr. Gilgamesh hates it when I post videos found on YouTube, but what does he expect me to do after finding these nuggs? No matter what happens, I want either of these announcers to do the eulogy at my funeral.



Wednesday, May 14, 2008

SOMETIMES THERE'S SO MUCH TERRIBLE IN THE WORLD I FEEL LIKE I CAN'T TAKE IT.

Seriously, this video made me think my heart was caving in. I'm not sure what a nervous breakdown is, but Jump 5 had me on the edge. I don't even know if it is the right kind of Terrible. All I know is that I sat through it and it hurt, so I guess now it is your turn to feel my pain. God damn it, if only I was strong enough to kill myself...

SHAQ'S COMEDY ROAST II



Ha. They let Shaq make two comedy roasts. Do you think they'd let Shaq murder puppies and babies on TV, if he asked real nice?

A STORY FROM MY YOUTH

It was 1989. I saw this commercial and was sold. I asked for the Pepsi can Computer Warrior for my birthday. I got what I wanted. After my party was over, my best friend and I began tallying my haul. In my infinite prickdom, I decided that I should have total control of the Pepsi can Computer Warrior. We fought. He left and we didn't speak for nearly a month. By that time the Pepsi can Computer Warrior was retired to the land of boring-ass toys. I had forgotten all of this until I popped in a VHS that I found at the Salvation Army. Heh.

TREES!

We may love trees here at EIT, but we definitely hate these dickweeds.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

SCHLOCK PARTY

With apologies to our non-Chicago EIT-ers, a little self-promotion (which, if the city concil has its way, will soon be very expensive here)

Saturday, May 10, 2008

DOWN WITH PEOPLE

This is a music video that I made for Take No Damage. I'm not sure if it is entirely appropriate for EIT, but hell, it is made from bad video. If you'd like to buy their album, go to All Hail Records.

Sunday, May 04, 2008

OH, BOLLYWOOD

You're so reliably crazy it almost feels like cheating.