Tuesday, March 22, 2011

OH THOSE CRAZY CATS!

Today we are celebrating our 1000th post on Everything Is Terrible! in the only way we know how: another hit-pandering adorable kitty video! So kick back, click the mouse and enjoy the kute kuddly kitties cuz you are never getting those three minutes and twenty-nine seconds back. Booya!



Special thanks to Al Scorch for the tape.

24 comments:

  1. I just want to know what makes Sally's cat the Chales Bronson of pussycats.

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  2. Dear Tabby, the bright orange catMarch 22, 2011 at 1:21 PM

    Ah, the magnificent jungles of.. Egypt.

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  3. Sally's cat is a total badass.

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  4. Congrats on a thousand posts. EIT rules

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  5. "Over the shoulder biscuit holder" made me laugh out loud.

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  6. Not enough cat-based puns.

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  7. i had to stop myself from sending PETA money.

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  8. less tv anchor - more dr. kitty!

    I want a sequel.

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  9. I also need regular stroking.

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  10. I thought that guy was Mark Steines from Entertainment Tonight before he got his Big Break, but then remembered that he is only just a hologram.

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  11. Congratulations on your 1000th post!

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  12. Wow. Another masterpiece, congrats and thank you EIT!

    Now I'm pretty sure my cat thinks I'm a pussy for watching this. That or I need to dump my boyfriend, get thirteen more cats, and stop bathing.

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  13. I can't deny it - as cornball as it was, I ate this shit up. I was a cat lady from birth.

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  14. Ooh, can you imagine if Martin Mull's cat and Sally Jesse Raphael's cat had baby cats. *giggles*

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  15. Sally's cat wanted to kill her, but she just kept on petting.

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  16. Ah yes, torturing small animals is the first step towards becoming a serial killer.

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  17. I like the random 'pile o' cats' on every single table in that studio.

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  18. Also, I love this...I'd almost swear it was a Tim and Eric's Awesome Show bit, except that it obvioiusly isn't.

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  19. The history part reminded me of that line from Brass Eye: "Egyptians worshipped cats because they thought they were funny."

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  20. Ok, what's even more terrible is that I have a VHS of this entire thing from the 90s. I got it when I adopted a kitten when I was about 5. I think the entire thing is about 20 minutes long.

    I never thought I would see it again! :)

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  21. @leofan7
    As do I, You need substantial evidence to back up that claim.

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  22. I cat believe meow many purrfect cat puns they put in th-hair!

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