Thursday, January 15, 2009

SATAN'S TOP 40

Did you know that all popular music is actually written by Satan?
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22 comments:

  1. 23 WolvesJanuary 15, 2009 at 3:33 PM

    Anyone with a gram of discernment can see that it's ultimately ass. No black magic or wild sex rituals are necessary.

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2009 at 4:30 PM

    Seriously, what IS wrong with that man?

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  3. MarsJanuary 16, 2009 at 3:31 AM

    I don't know, but he looks quasi-rock with that hippy hair and pube 'stache.

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 16, 2009 at 10:34 AM

    oh, we offended the child molesters?

    GOOD!

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  5. maraheJanuary 16, 2009 at 6:25 PM

    when i think of satanic music, i think of huey lewis and the news.

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  6. MadCatJoeyJanuary 17, 2009 at 11:08 AM

    Fleetwood Mac? I thought Billy Joel was the devil.

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  7. stexeJanuary 18, 2009 at 2:32 AM

    They could've gone the easy route with Ozzy, but instead they pegged Mick Fleetwood as possessed by the Devil. I admire that.

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2009 at 11:14 PM

    I always thought you'd have to be possessed by Satan to enjoy Fleetwood Mac... this confirms it.

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  9. AnonymousJanuary 19, 2009 at 12:10 PM

    Man, I remember this infochrist prorgram.
    This would be broadcast late at night on whatever UHF channel back in the '90's, if it's the one i recall it also had a segment on Psychic TV. I would love to see the whole thing. There may have been more than one.
    Do you know the name of the original program or if it's on youtube?

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  10. AnonymousJanuary 20, 2009 at 11:14 PM

    oowee! that maniacal, niacal rhythm! haven't seen such classical beezlebubbery since Jethro Tull at Isle of Wight!

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  11. Future SchlockJanuary 21, 2009 at 10:38 AM

    The full program is called the Allure of Rock. I think it's part of a three tape set called Hell's Bells.

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  12. AnonymousJanuary 25, 2009 at 4:26 AM

    wow, i didn't know that satan used to be in charge of music... that could explain some things about the record industry.
    ;)

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  13. AnonymousJanuary 25, 2009 at 11:20 AM

    wow

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  14. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2009 at 7:58 PM

    I think Christians agree with you guys. Everything is terrible.

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  15. AnonymousApril 22, 2009 at 3:19 PM

    Hells Bells: The Dangers of Rock N Roll, its on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKIQ7T-t_V4

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  16. scampsAugust 7, 2009 at 4:55 PM

    Who knew Huey Lewis and The News could be so evil?

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  17. AnonymousJanuary 16, 2010 at 6:52 PM

    Contrary to Sammy Hagars advice Jesus says you can indeed drive 55.

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  18. bluenowaitApril 21, 2010 at 2:34 PM

    Live the way you want to, following orders from a higher power.

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  19. AnonymousMay 31, 2010 at 6:31 PM

    This video was kinda boring and repetitive, wasn't that entertaining. But then I saw the mullet at 2:26 and I came in my pants.

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  20. AnonymousFebruary 12, 2011 at 7:53 PM

    I absolutely love that two of Satan's chief musical forces on earth to do his dark will are Jane's Addiction and Huey Lewis and the News. Gee...you'd think for the Master of Evil he would have had the foresight to pick bands with more staying power...

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  21. UnknownFebruary 22, 2011 at 12:58 PM

    Damm you, rock`n roll, damm you.

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  22. AnonymousApril 17, 2011 at 8:10 AM

    I like the way he pronounces mature. Mah-toor.

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