MUSICAL ANIMALS AND LIZARD PORN

Animals are not people, but oh, how we wish they were...

BABY PROOF YOUR HOME WITH DOCTOR DOWNER

Martin Short makes a great straight man.


Stop watching this video and seek medical help immediately.

NAME THAT HAIRCUT

ATROCITIES IN THE NAME OF FRUIT!

If you would like to hear all 12 hours and 39 minutes of The Pineapple Story, the 12 CD set can be purchased here.

PICASSO WAS A PERVERT

WARNING: The following clip is from a saucy rental for high society-types called "The Secret World of Erotic Art". It contains both ancient and classical depictions of "bumping" and "grinding" and may not be suitable for... cave-dwellers.

UPDATE: We have received an email threatening legal action for posting this video, so we had to remove it.

VHS courtesy of Odd Obsession, the greatest video store in the land.

BABY TORTURE

I know it's subtle, and of course it's easy to giggle at the woman who is having way more fun those indifferent babies, but just look at those downer dads!


And since this was the last vid I posted before we got shut down, I am asking you to take another look...

CHOCOROTICA

Forget about those vampires, ladies, because we've found you the ultimate demon lover: sweet, smooth, seductive chocolate.

THE BEAUTY OF GOD'S CREATION

...and on the eighth day God developed Botox.

A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO FOOTBALL

It's like My Fair Lady, only about football.

WISHING WELL WILLY AND HIS "INSIDE OUT POCKET"

Wishing Well and I hope Mrs. Willy never sees this video...