BRIAN DENNEHY HATES MIRRORBALLS

FUCK THE BONUS!

This is the only way to dispose of terrorist scum like Gene Simmons.

SHAPE UP YOUR FAT FACE

Watching this video on a loop will probably drive you insane.



And who can forget the facial flex?

DEER FUCKERS USE SPACE AGE TECHNOLOGY!

In a word, icky.

THE WEIRDEST, MOST TERRIBLE THING EVER.

So, I don't even know where to start. I was surfing the web, you know, googling for EIT handjobs and whatnot, and this is what I discovered. I guess some shitty sketch comedy group is trying to piggyback on EIT's successes. There's even a Cdre. Gilgamesh impersonator. Never has something so shameless been done, not since the Worst Thing Ever.

ONLY A MIRACLE CAN SAVE THIS GIANT, RAMPAGING APE

DOUBLE DIPPING

I don't care if I'm double dipping, but here are two videos we made last near that no one seemed to notice.





Thanks to Mason for the props. Check out his stuff too, it's the exact opposite of terrible.

BRAD! TELL ME I'M PRETTY.

Ugh, this is why I don't let women sit in the front of the car.


Art Garfunkel stars in this movie, unfortunately this was the best scene.

HAVEN'T YA HEARD OF DA FOOT BRUSH?

The true agenda of the Silver Foxes revealed:

CUTTING THE DEEP POWDER WITH JESUS

Alright, the holidays are over. Time to get back to business.

This video contains two of my favorite winter activities: extreme sports and bromancing Jesus Christ.