tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post7961855422234008771..comments2024-03-11T02:00:32.115-05:00Comments on Everything Is Terrible!: THE BEGINNING OF THE END.JerryMaguirehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08420800191357110891noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-69516058769336265432010-07-24T18:06:13.546-05:002010-07-24T18:06:13.546-05:00Luxury = whole lot o' padding.
So that's...Luxury = whole lot o' padding. <br /><br />So that's why American cars lost the battle for fuel economy to the Japanese and Europeans. They gave consumers gadgetry and instantly-dated styling rather than compact cars.<br /><br />That said, I grew up with a Chrysler 400 (cheaper alternative to LeBaron) and I still remember the car saying "The door is ajar" every time the door opened. Completely useless, but cool to an 8 year old.HVhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02523453258768655660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-31323291121371950752009-12-21T21:27:37.664-06:002009-12-21T21:27:37.664-06:00All car ads in this era had to feature two bouncin...All car ads in this era had to feature two bouncing white people holding hands.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-33377426306100108952009-06-08T17:03:19.311-05:002009-06-08T17:03:19.311-05:00This entire video tape. That's what I want.This entire video tape. That's what I want.Kirk D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05700097965524197825noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-78821510358710425112009-06-08T10:09:18.803-05:002009-06-08T10:09:18.803-05:00I blame the Plymouth Voyager/Dodge Caravan for ena...I blame the Plymouth Voyager/Dodge Caravan for enabling my cheap ass father to attempt to haul my large family around the country on budget family vacations. We all hate eachother now because of you, Chrysler.Dan Richardsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17784208897262575102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-15327095545388419692009-06-07T22:05:58.882-05:002009-06-07T22:05:58.882-05:00I used to drive my parents' 92 Buick around wh...I used to drive my parents' 92 Buick around which had the same sort of aesthetic and I dunno, I think there's something to be said for having a big buffet breakfast at your mid-market golf club and then cruising to your suburban three-story home in one of these plush babies.Dead Fish Handshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09423465532626654535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-54176639104356847122009-06-06T10:26:47.535-05:002009-06-06T10:26:47.535-05:00This video totally got me in the mood.This video totally got me in the mood.Adamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01912425754391932670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-5070456344525869722009-06-06T03:54:27.611-05:002009-06-06T03:54:27.611-05:00AMERICA.AMERICA.V. Botkinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18018488772823483537noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-17120639984977060882009-06-05T12:18:46.453-05:002009-06-05T12:18:46.453-05:00We had a maroon Horizon when I was in high school....We had a maroon Horizon when I was in high school. It was a fine little car, with a sex stain on the upholstery of the back seat...Linushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12917331849034683598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-41437309752261645512009-06-04T22:40:48.879-05:002009-06-04T22:40:48.879-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10606620597548808567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-32744422292785714232009-06-04T22:17:44.366-05:002009-06-04T22:17:44.366-05:00Well, now I know why Chrysler is in its current st...Well, now I know why Chrysler is in its current state.ThatOneGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-7633018468483108212009-06-04T19:50:08.998-05:002009-06-04T19:50:08.998-05:001500 commercials a day. So I average over 1 comme...1500 commercials a day. So I average over 1 commercial a minute and don't sleep? That statistic is presented as if we are not aware of how many minutes are in the day.Second Sighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00677329791670849954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-35293204493374967722009-06-04T14:03:08.956-05:002009-06-04T14:03:08.956-05:00My Grandfather had an '87 Town and Country and...My Grandfather had an '87 Town and Country and the fancy electronic read outs died during a road trip. He couldn't tell how fast he was going or if he had gas.therandomizerhttp://therandomizer.canoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-78106269871978868472009-06-04T13:00:04.704-05:002009-06-04T13:00:04.704-05:00My uncle had a LeBaron. While 80s cars looked like...My uncle had a LeBaron. While 80s cars looked like shit or transformers, my uncle's leBaron went head on with an Escalade and fucked WON that battle.Bear Bronsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02272224547412609129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-70538928754910883042009-06-04T12:28:14.048-05:002009-06-04T12:28:14.048-05:002:57 - Look at how crappy the bobbing suspension i...2:57 - Look at how crappy the bobbing suspension is at low speed.Library Playgroundhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05673605221622550922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-65425611467753561862009-06-04T09:41:30.827-05:002009-06-04T09:41:30.827-05:00Look at him fondle that sexy upholstery! Man, were...Look at him fondle that sexy upholstery! Man, were cars ugly in the 80's!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-17297563676630356722009-06-04T03:09:30.925-05:002009-06-04T03:09:30.925-05:00In my world, only Riccardo Montalbán is allowed to...In my world, only Riccardo Montalbán is allowed to utter the words "rich Corinthian leather." No one else can do it right.<br /><br />(Hey thanks for the compliment last time... I actually USED to live in Cleveland. Until I lost my job there! EconomyLOL!)Grrghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03411931791000663919noreply@blogger.com