Everything Is Terrible!: 2021

Tuesday, December 28, 2021

NUTCRACKER 3: BRIDE OF NUTCRACKER

Monday, December 27, 2021

WE COMMITTED GENOCIDE FOR THIS!

Tuesday, December 21, 2021

Monday, December 20, 2021

Tuesday, December 14, 2021

Monday, December 13, 2021

Thursday, December 09, 2021

Wednesday, December 08, 2021

Tuesday, December 07, 2021

Monday, December 06, 2021

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THIS PIG IS TALKING ABOUT?

Sunday, December 05, 2021

BE THERE!

2/3 - Los Angeles CA (BUY TIX)

2/5 - San Diego CA (BUY TIX)

2/6 - Phoenix AZ (BUY TIX)

2/7 - Albuquerque NM (BUY TIX)

2/8 - Denver CO (7PM BUY TIX 10PM BUY TIX)

2/10 - Kansas City MO (BUY TIX)

2/11 - Fayetteville AR (BUY TIX)

2/12 - Dallas TX (BUY TIX)

2/13 - Austin TX (BUY TIX)

2/14 - San Antonio TX (BUY TIX)

2/15 - Houston TX (BUY TIX)

2/16 - New Orleans LA (BUY TIX)

2/17 - Birmingham AL (BUY TIX)

2/18 - Jacksonville FL (BUY TIX)

2/19 - Orlando FL (BUY TIX)

2/20 - Atlanta GA (BUY TIX)

2/21 - Nashville TN (TBD)

2/22 - Durham NC (BUY TIX)

2/23 - Richmond VA (BUY TIX)

2/24 - Washington DC (BUY TIX)

2/25 - Philadelphia PA (BUY TIX)

2/26 - Brooklyn NY (7:30PM BUY TIX 10PM BUY TIX)

2/27 - Portsmouth NH (BUY TIX)

2/28 - Boston MA (BUY TIX)

3/1 - Portland ME (BUY TIX)

3/2 - Montreal QC (BUY TIX)

3/3 - Toronto ON (BUY TIX)

3/4 - Pittsburgh PA (BUY TIX)

3/5 - Detroit MI (BUY TIX)

3/6 - Cleveland OH (BUY TIX)

3/8 - Columbus OH (BUY TIX)

3/9 - Bloomington IN (BUY TIX)

3/10 - Louisville KY (BUY TIX)

3/11 - St Louis MO (BUY TIX)

3/12 - Iowa City IA (BUY TIX)

3/13 - Chicago IL (BUY TIX)

3/14 - Milwaukee WI (BUY TIX)

3/15 - St Paul MN (BUY TIX)

3/16 - Fargo ND (BUY TIX)

3/18 - Missoula MT (BUY TIX)

3/19 - Spokane WA (BUY TIX)

3/20 - Vancouver BC (BUY TIX)

3/21 - Seattle WA (BUY TIX)

3/22 - Portland OR (BUY TIX)

3/23 - Eugene, OR (BUY TIX)

3/24 - Sacramento CA (BUY TIX)

3/25 - Reno NV (BUY TIX)

3/26 - Oakland CA (BUY TIX)

Thursday, December 02, 2021

Tuesday, November 30, 2021

Monday, November 29, 2021

Tuesday, November 23, 2021

Monday, November 22, 2021

Tuesday, November 16, 2021

Monday, November 15, 2021

Tuesday, November 09, 2021

A LITTLE BIRDIE FOR YOU TO ENJOY!

Monday, November 08, 2021

Friday, November 05, 2021

Thursday, November 04, 2021

Wednesday, November 03, 2021

Tuesday, November 02, 2021

Monday, November 01, 2021

Tuesday, October 26, 2021

UNBLIEVABLY HOMOPHOBIC HORROR FLICK!

Monday, October 25, 2021

Thursday, October 21, 2021

WE FOUND DUANE!! Just kidding, we didn’t find Duane – and we never will! – but we found the song and we pressed it up on this strange, see-through, floppy blue material that you can play on a record player! Annnnnnd we added a remix by Sich Mang called “Duane The Lizard!” AND HERE IT IS!!! While it LOOKS like a record (kind of) – and it SOUNDS like a record (kind of) – it’s actually a FLEXI-DISC!! Flexi-discs were invented by a somebody or other, a really really really long time ago, and they’ve been popular and well-played ever since! In short, it’s a phonograph record made of a thin, flexible vinyl sheet with a molded-in spiral stylus groove, designed to be playable on a normal phonograph turntable! You can buy the mp3 of “Duane’s Theme” but that’ll cost you $69.00 – not kidding! So why not grab the flexible “sound sheet” for much, much less – free download included! The covers are a two-color risograph print – another product of an anachronistic invention! Crush that link!