Saturday, December 31, 2016
BEST OF LOOSE MEAT 2016 - QUAID START THE REACTOR
LOOSE MEAT PRESENTS: Kuato agrees to help Quaid journey into the mind so he can save the world, but it quickly becomes much more than the little teratoma bargained for.
BEST OF LOOSE MEAT 2016 - MORNING ANNOUNCEMENTS
BEST OF EIT! 2016 - LOOSE MEAT's fave moments of surreal ineptitude from the TV anchors of tomorrow.
Thursday, December 29, 2016
Wednesday, December 28, 2016
Tuesday, December 27, 2016
Monday, December 26, 2016
Sunday, December 25, 2016
JERRY MAGUIRE VIDEO STORE!
The Jerry Maguire Video Store at iam8bit (2147 Sunset) will be open 1/13 - 1/29 from 12-10 daily. There are free opening and closing parties as well as tons of ticketed events featuring Yung Jake, Caroline Goldfarb, Chrome Canyon, Alan Resnick, Daedalus, Brandon Wardell, Yacht, Kate Berlant, Kytten Janae, Everything Is Terrible! Live, and so much more! BUY TIX HERE! All proceeds go towards the Jerry Maguire Pyramid! If you can't come, but still want to help build the Pyramid, donate money here and you can still send Jerrys via USPS media to PO BOX 50825, Los Angeles, CA 90050! Learn more about The Jerry Pyramid at http://www.jerrymaguirepyramid.com/
Saturday, December 24, 2016
Friday, December 23, 2016
Thursday, December 22, 2016
Wednesday, December 21, 2016
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A CHANUKAH BUSH, SANDY GOLDSTEIN!
Chanukah is just around the corner! But nobody told Sandy Goldstein there's no such thing as a Chanukah bush!
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!
Tuesday, December 20, 2016
Monday, December 19, 2016
JERRY POSTERS BY PALM TREAT!
Palm Treat made these amazing #jerrypyramid posters! If you buy them from their site, 25% will be donated to help fund the construction of the Jerry Maguire Pyramid!
We'll also have a limited run of them available at The Jerry Maguire Video Store at Iam8bit Gallery in LA, which will be open 1/13 - 1/29, 12-10 everyday! Learn more at jerrymaguirepyramid.com
Friday, December 16, 2016
IN MY MIND: A Tom Cruise Story
Do you know that we are building an enormous, permanent pyramid in the desert where all Jerry Maguire VHS tapes will live forever? Seriously. Donate to our gofundme here. Learn more about the project here. Mail your Jerrys to EIT! PO BOX 50825, Los Angeles, CA 90050
If you live in LA, come see 14,000 Jerrys at the Jerry Maguire Video Store, a perfect re-creation of a dead video store that only carries Jerrys, which will be open and FREE from 1/13-1/29 (noon-10). There will be 2 EIT! Live shows plus special performances by Yacht, Caroline Goldfarb, Chrome Canyon, Brandon Wardell, Daedalus, Kate Berlant, Yung Jake, DJ Douggpound, Part Time, Alan Resnick, Prettiest Eyes, and so much more! GET TIX HERE!
Thursday, December 15, 2016
Wednesday, December 14, 2016
Tuesday, December 13, 2016
THE JERRY MAGUIRE VIDEO STORE!
We are so beyond excited to announce The Jerry Maguire Video Store at iam8bit in LA! It will be open 1/13 to 1/29! Special performances by Carline Goldfarb of Officialseanpenn, Brandon Wardell, Kate Berlant, DJ Douggpound, Alan Resnick, Chrome Canyon, LA Takedown (Home Alone 2 live score), Versace Tamagotchi, Daedelus, Greg Barris' Mind Warriors, Part Time, Wu-Wu, Prettiest Eyes, Hit Bargain, EIT! Live!, and more! Buy tickets for events here! All proceeds go towards the Jerry Pyramid, for which we'll also be unveiling the plans at the Store! If you can't make it, you can still make a financial donation here and mail Jerrys via USPS media mail to PO BOX 50825, Los Angeles, CA 90050! This is the stupidest incarnation of the American dream and it must be realized!
Monday, December 12, 2016
Friday, December 09, 2016
Thursday, December 08, 2016
Wednesday, December 07, 2016
Tuesday, December 06, 2016
Monday, December 05, 2016
ABSTINENCE RAP!
U kno wut is almost as kool as abstinence!? EIT!'s new RAP cassette tape! Only $4 all month long! Get it here! Plus new winter hats and coloring books! FREE Kidz DVD with most orders! 50% off DVDs, shirts, pins, stickers, and more!
Friday, December 02, 2016
Thursday, December 01, 2016
Wednesday, November 30, 2016
SUGAR RAY!
Meet EIT!'s newest guest contributor Eloy Lugo!!!! You just wait until the next season of The Bachelor starts!
Tuesday, November 29, 2016
SURPRISE BALLOON ROOM
It's the official day of giving, so Dante Fontana is streaming ALL 10 HOURS of his world famous "Mystery Mix" absolutely FREE!! Watch all 5 volumes on your TV set, Roku, or device via the Vimeo app (search "mysterymix") or stream or download them onto your internet browser at www.vimeo.com/mysterymix This is a limited time offer so take advantage today!!
Monday, November 28, 2016
Saturday, November 26, 2016
HOLIDAY SALE!
Our holiday sale will make ur life ok again! 50% off! Free Kidz DVD! New items dropping like crazy nuts n shit - winter hats, rap audio cassettes, and coloring books! Get it all and more HERE!
Friday, November 25, 2016
Wednesday, November 23, 2016
SECOND LIFE THANKSGIVING
LOOSE MEAT invite you to gather 'round the chat room hearth and give thanks for another year of bountiful downloads! Enjoy a second helping in Second Life.
Tuesday, November 22, 2016
Monday, November 21, 2016
Thursday, November 17, 2016
Wednesday, November 16, 2016
Tuesday, November 15, 2016
Friday, November 11, 2016
Thursday, November 10, 2016
Wednesday, November 09, 2016
KIDS IN MOTION WITH SCOTT BAIO
America, you really fucked up last night! Meet your new Secretary of State, Scott Baio!
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!
Tuesday, November 08, 2016
Monday, November 07, 2016
Friday, November 04, 2016
Thursday, November 03, 2016
Wednesday, November 02, 2016
Tuesday, November 01, 2016
Monday, October 31, 2016
Sunday, October 30, 2016
Friday, October 28, 2016
Thursday, October 27, 2016
Wednesday, October 26, 2016
Tuesday, October 25, 2016
Monday, October 24, 2016
Friday, October 21, 2016
Thursday, October 20, 2016
SAY CHEESE AND DRIVE
LOOSE MEAT present Gosling v. Gosling in this spine-tingling tale of cursed cameras and time traveling drivers. Will Past Gosling remove the curse and correct the timeline before Future Gosling causes a time paradox? Viewer beware, you're in for a short video!
Wednesday, October 19, 2016
Tuesday, October 18, 2016
Monday, October 17, 2016
Sunday, October 16, 2016
SCOTTWHITEMAN: WERERACIST
This was created by Yonder Vittles, WrongMan, and Commodore Gilgamesh back in 2011! We finally got it edited, so we figured we'd share it with this world that seems to have also been bit by a Wereracist!
Friday, October 14, 2016
Wednesday, October 12, 2016
Tuesday, October 11, 2016
Monday, October 10, 2016
Friday, October 07, 2016
Thursday, October 06, 2016
Wednesday, October 05, 2016
Tuesday, October 04, 2016
Monday, October 03, 2016
Friday, September 30, 2016
Thursday, September 29, 2016
Wednesday, September 28, 2016
COMEDIANS AREN'T FUNNY
LOOSE MEAT know you care what millionaires have to say about things, so it's time to get a dressing down from the most successful and woefully out of touch people in the biz!
Tuesday, September 27, 2016
Monday, September 26, 2016
Friday, September 23, 2016
Thursday, September 22, 2016
Wednesday, September 21, 2016
BACK 2 SCHOOL NIGHT
Now that everyone's back to school, it's time to meet the teachers!!
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!
Tuesday, September 20, 2016
Monday, September 19, 2016
Friday, September 16, 2016
Thursday, September 15, 2016
Wednesday, September 14, 2016
Tuesday, September 13, 2016
Monday, September 12, 2016
Friday, September 09, 2016
Tuesday, September 06, 2016
Monday, September 05, 2016
Friday, September 02, 2016
Thursday, September 01, 2016
Wednesday, August 31, 2016
Tuesday, August 30, 2016
Monday, August 29, 2016
Saturday, August 27, 2016
SUMMER SALE ENDS 9/1!
Our 666 Summer Sale ends in days, so take advantage of these deals while u can! $6.66 for DVDs, pins, sticker packs, and posters! $16.66 for shirts, hats, and Legends 3-disk sets! FREE Music Hits DVD with purchase! Tons of new junk! And more! Do it b4 it all ends!!!!!!
Friday, August 26, 2016
Thursday, August 25, 2016
Wednesday, August 24, 2016
Tuesday, August 23, 2016
Monday, August 22, 2016
Saturday, August 20, 2016
EIT! PINS!
We now hav pins! Only $6.66 til Sept. 1! Get a FREE DVD w/ purchase! Plus tons of other new items and deals deals deals! GET IT ALL HERE!!!!
Friday, August 19, 2016
Thursday, August 18, 2016
GUARANTEED TO SATISFY
Are you a sovereign citizen? Targeted individual? Fragile narcissist? Then prepare for the ultimate trigger video!
Made with genuine bewilderment by LOOSE MEAT.
Wednesday, August 17, 2016
cLEAN MAMA!
Really work your tush and get lean while you clean!!!!
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!
Tuesday, August 16, 2016
Monday, August 15, 2016
Saturday, August 13, 2016
NEW SHIRT 'N BLACKLIGHT POSTER!
This insanely awesome Jerry-pocalypse design by Jon Vermilyea (Adventure Time, Rick & Morty) is available now as a tee (4 just $16.66) and a blacklight poster (4 only $9.66)!!! Get 'em while now and receive a FREE Music Hits DVD! Plus tons of other new items and deals deals deals! Visit our store now!
Friday, August 12, 2016
Thursday, August 11, 2016
Wednesday, August 10, 2016
Tuesday, August 09, 2016
Monday, August 08, 2016
JESUS IS MY BEST FRIEND!
Our INSANE 666 Summer Sale is still cooking!!! DVDs, pins, posters, n more for just $6.66! Legends 3-disk sets, shirts, n hats are only $16.66! Buy now and get a FREE Music Hits DVD! And we've got new shirts, hats, and pins! BUY STUFF BE COOL!
Saturday, August 06, 2016
666 SUMMER SALE!
Our Summer Sale is NUTZ this year! DVDs, pins, posters, n sticker pax for only $6.66! Shirts, hats, Legends 3-disk sets are just $16.66! FREE Music Hits DVD with every order! Tons of new junk! BUY STUFF! BE COOL!
Friday, August 05, 2016
Thursday, August 04, 2016
Wednesday, August 03, 2016
Tuesday, August 02, 2016
HATS R ALL THE RAGE!
We are kicking off our 666 Summer Sale with all kinds of deals and new junk! All single DVDs, posters, and sticker pax are just $6.66! Shirts, hats, and Legends 3-disk DVD sets are only $16.66! We've got new hats! New shirts! New lapel pins! Black light posters coming soon! Buy anything this month, and you'll get a FREE 90 minute DVD of our favorite music monday hits!!! Go! You have nothing to lose! http://www.everythingisterrible.bigcartel.com/
Monday, August 01, 2016
Friday, July 29, 2016
Thursday, July 28, 2016
Wednesday, July 27, 2016
C.M.S. (CHRISTIAN MARRIAGE SEX)
LOOSE MEAT have some helpful tips from our Christian cohorts on how to save your crappy marriage and put the sensual touch of Christ back in the bedroom!
Tuesday, July 26, 2016
Monday, July 25, 2016
Saturday, July 23, 2016
Friday, July 22, 2016
Thursday, July 21, 2016
Wednesday, July 20, 2016
Tuesday, July 19, 2016
Monday, July 18, 2016
CELEBRITY CENTRE TALENT SHOW
LOOSE MEAT have culled the Scientology Archives buried miles beneath the Umami Burger in Pasadena to uncover footage of the most sacrosanct of celebrity proving grounds - the Celebrity Centre Talent Show. Behold your future gods!
Sunday, July 17, 2016
Friday, July 15, 2016
Thursday, July 14, 2016
Wednesday, July 13, 2016
Tuesday, July 12, 2016
STREAM DANTE'S MYSTERY MIX COLLECTION!
All 4 volumes of "Dante's Mystery Mix" are now streaming on the internet for free via the Vimeo app, you can watch them on your Roku, Apple TV, and other devices by searching for "mysterymix"
Monday, July 11, 2016
Saturday, July 09, 2016
Friday, July 08, 2016
Thursday, July 07, 2016
Wednesday, July 06, 2016
Tuesday, July 05, 2016
Monday, July 04, 2016
CRYING FOUL ON PATRIOTISM
LOOSE MEAT present 4 Fun Ideas for a Fantastic 4th!
1. Spend 4th of July by the water
Find a lake, a pool or a beach to enjoy swimming, fishing, canoeing, boating and splashing to beat the heat.
2. Have a 4th of July barbecue with family and friends
If you've been invited to barbecue, enjoy this American tradition and if not, why not host your own 4th of July barbecue? Be sure to include 4th inspired desserts and drinks and buy a few sparklers and firecrackers to end the night with a bang. If you're not up for having the party at your home, have your friends meet you at a park – make sure to bring lots of cold drinks and barbecue fare to enjoy.
3. Attend a 4th of July festival
If you can't make it to the water and find yourself without the motivation to throw a party, no worries, find a community that celebrates the 4th with a festival and go enjoy the holiday en masse. Catch a parade or better yet, volunteer to be in a parade.
4. Watch Fireworks
It wouldn't be 4th of July without fireworks! You can buy your own and host a private fireworks display or check your local Chamber of Commerce to find a display close to home. Bring a blanket and chill-out under the stars as the sky lights up to commemorate our nation's birthday.
Happy 235th birthday America. And many more.
Brought to you by Michaels Car Center in Fort Gratiot, MI.
Thursday, June 30, 2016
Wednesday, June 29, 2016
Tuesday, June 28, 2016
Monday, June 27, 2016
ORION - NO ONE OWNS THE SKY
Buy the song here! Check out more from Orion here!
Directed by Commodore Gilgamesh! Shot and colored by WrongMan!
Friday, June 24, 2016
Thursday, June 23, 2016
FOR DADS ONLY
Lets face it, kids are horrible people. But, in truth, parents are the worst thing to happen to kids. I guess that's the miracle of life!
Wednesday, June 22, 2016
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY FROM LOOSE MEAT
LOOSE MEAT want to recognize all those truly great fathers in this world. Thanks for raising your brood
Tuesday, June 21, 2016
Monday, June 20, 2016
Friday, June 17, 2016
Thursday, June 16, 2016
Wednesday, June 15, 2016
Tuesday, June 14, 2016
Monday, June 13, 2016
Friday, June 10, 2016
Thursday, June 09, 2016
Wednesday, June 08, 2016
Tuesday, June 07, 2016
Monday, June 06, 2016
Thursday, June 02, 2016
Wednesday, June 01, 2016
Tuesday, May 31, 2016
Monday, May 30, 2016
Friday, May 27, 2016
Thursday, May 26, 2016
Wednesday, May 25, 2016
CLASSIC EIT: TEAN STEEM!
This classic had been down for a long time because a certain someone's mom called Ghoul Skool's mom! Seriously. We don't really know why people always call Ghoulie's mom when they don't like one of our vids, but it sure is funny! We figured enuff internet has passed since...
HOW TO RESCUE LOST YOUNG PEOPLE
God is looking for geeks, nerds, jocks, and future Vogue models of America!
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!
Tuesday, May 24, 2016
Monday, May 23, 2016
Sunday, May 22, 2016
Friday, May 20, 2016
Thursday, May 19, 2016
DOG'S EYE VIEW
LOOSE MEAT presents: DOGS ON ROOFS
Stare into the caninabyss with these contemplative companions on the widow's peak of existence.
[ https://youtu.be/i9Wl3WAEeTw ]
Wednesday, May 18, 2016
Tuesday, May 17, 2016
Monday, May 16, 2016
Friday, May 13, 2016
Thursday, May 12, 2016
Wednesday, May 11, 2016
Tuesday, May 10, 2016
Sunday, May 08, 2016
Friday, May 06, 2016
Thursday, May 05, 2016
Wednesday, May 04, 2016
Tuesday, May 03, 2016
MOMS LOVE TO VACUUM
A mom's worst nightmare comes true when she learns about the disgusting contaminates her dumb children have been exposed to. Time for more POWER!
Monday, May 02, 2016
Friday, April 29, 2016
Thursday, April 28, 2016
Wednesday, April 27, 2016
Tuesday, April 26, 2016
Monday, April 25, 2016
Friday, April 22, 2016
Thursday, April 21, 2016
Wednesday, April 20, 2016
IS MARIJUANA HARMFUL?!
The Straight Dope from 23 Wolves on Vimeo.
Happy 4/20 from Everything is Terrible!Tuesday, April 19, 2016
Monday, April 18, 2016
Thursday, April 14, 2016
Wednesday, April 13, 2016
Tuesday, April 12, 2016
Monday, April 11, 2016
GIGGLEFUDGE, USA!
EIT!/Memory Hole + Paul Reubens + PFFR (Wonder Showzen) = Gigglefudge, USA! This airs tonight on Adult Swim at 1AM Pacific!
Friday, April 08, 2016
Thursday, April 07, 2016
Wednesday, April 06, 2016
MEET MISS MABEL!
Miss Mabel is recruiting kids to spread the good news of Jesus, the Christ!
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!
Tuesday, April 05, 2016
Monday, April 04, 2016
Friday, April 01, 2016
Thursday, March 31, 2016
Wednesday, March 30, 2016
THE MISINFONAUT'S GUIDE TO MODERN MEDICINE
LOOSE MEAT present THE MISINFONAUT'S GUIDE TO MODERN MEDICINE. Have you ever had an uneasy feeling about things you're not so sure of? Do you believe the words "research" and "googling" are casually interchangeable? Then sit back and prepare to hear exactly and only what you want to hear, because we did all the research for you in this misinfotainment docuspiracy!
Tuesday, March 29, 2016
Friday, March 25, 2016
Thursday, March 24, 2016
Wednesday, March 23, 2016
QUAID START THE REACTOR
LOOSE MEAT PRESENTS: Kuato agrees to help Quaid journey into the mind so he can save the world, but it quickly becomes much more than the little teratoma bargained for.
Tuesday, March 22, 2016
Friday, March 18, 2016
Thursday, March 17, 2016
Wednesday, March 16, 2016
Weird Dude Energy
Hey Los Angeles! Weird Dude Energy will be showing bizarre and hilarious videos with VCLA April 3, 6pm at Non Plus Ultra!
Facebook event page
Tuesday, March 15, 2016
Monday, March 14, 2016
Friday, March 11, 2016
Thursday, March 10, 2016
Wednesday, March 09, 2016
Tuesday, March 08, 2016
Monday, March 07, 2016
Friday, March 04, 2016
Thursday, March 03, 2016
Wednesday, March 02, 2016
Tuesday, March 01, 2016
Monday, February 29, 2016
GIRL SMASH, GIRL STOMP
Enjoy this week's Music Monday video delivered fresh to your screen courtesy of TRACK ATTACK!
Friday, February 26, 2016
Thursday, February 25, 2016
LOOSE MEAT PRESENTS: ON ELLEN
LOOSE MEAT Presents: If you thought watching THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW at home was insufferably boring, try being in the studio audience! TV's Ellen doesn't even provide free SUVs! Marvel as the audience does their best to entertain themselves, since no one else is!
Wednesday, February 24, 2016
HOW TO CREATE SUCCESSFUL PARENT-STUDENT CONFERENCES
How to create boring parent-student conferences....
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!
Tuesday, February 23, 2016
Monday, February 22, 2016
Friday, February 19, 2016
Thursday, February 18, 2016
RINGO DEATHSTARR - STARE AT THE SUN!
Our pals at Black Magic Rollercoaster made this awesome poochie-filled music video for our pals at Ringo Deathstarr!!! They're on tour now, so go seem if you can and like!!!
Wednesday, February 17, 2016
THE WEDDING TAPE!
A few weeks ago, EIT! was asked to perform at a wedding! This was the video that we made for the event!
Tuesday, February 16, 2016
Monday, February 15, 2016
Friday, February 12, 2016
Thursday, February 11, 2016
Wednesday, February 10, 2016
Tuesday, February 09, 2016
Monday, February 08, 2016
Friday, February 05, 2016
Thursday, February 04, 2016
Wednesday, February 03, 2016
Tuesday, February 02, 2016
Monday, February 01, 2016
Friday, January 29, 2016
Thursday, January 28, 2016
Wednesday, January 27, 2016
SMOKE2VAPE
LooseMeat would like to encourage everyone out there to get healthy in 2016 and that includes smokers...Don't know if you've heard but there's a new kid on the block and it's called VAPE
Tuesday, January 26, 2016
Monday, January 25, 2016
Friday, January 22, 2016
Thursday, January 21, 2016
JUGGLING FOR FUN AND SELF-IMPROVEMENT!
Next week is Self-Improvemnt (Do A Better Job) Week! Get ready ya Juggalos!!!!
Wednesday, January 20, 2016
Tuesday, January 19, 2016
Monday, January 18, 2016
Friday, January 15, 2016
Thursday, January 14, 2016
TREATMENT OF IMPOTENCE
Do you wish you could be a man, but you are lacking in virile fortitude? Is your yang withered? Are you sad and different and pathetic and wrong? LOOSE MEAT can definitely help with these 27 easy steps to penile constitution!
Wednesday, January 13, 2016
Tuesday, January 12, 2016
Monday, January 11, 2016
RAINBOW AROUND THE MOON!
Here's some Classic EIT! Music Monday action for you to put in ur pipe n' smoke!
Friday, January 08, 2016
Thursday, January 07, 2016
BEST OF LOOSE MEAT 2015: STAR WARS EPISODE VII: THE FORCE AWAKENS TRAILER
BEST OF LOOSE MEAT 2015: STAR WARS EPISODE VII: THE FORCE AWAKENS TRAILER
BEST OF LOOSE MEAT 2015: LOOSE MEAT EXPOSE SATANIC LUCERFERIAN ILLUMINATI HOLLYWOOD CHEMTRAILS
BEST OF LOOSE MEAT 2015: LOOSE MEAT EXPOSE SATANIC LUCERFERIAN ILLUMINATI HOLLYWOOD CHEMTRAILS
BEST OF GRIMY GHOST! 2015 PT 2
BEST OF GRIMY GHOST! In 2015, we learned all about space travel from our digital clown overlord Vitsie! Revisit Vitsie today!
Wednesday, January 06, 2016
BEST OF GRIMY GHOST! 2015
Best of Grimy Ghost!
Learn about being the KING OF THE BEES! Are you a nerd? Then get outta here, pal! We're in the biz of cool bees that break the rules!
Tuesday, January 05, 2016
Monday, January 04, 2016
Saturday, January 02, 2016
11,777 JERRYS!
The Jerry count has officially been updated to 11,777! May god have mercy on us all! And keep 'em coming! Send us your Jerry Maguire VHS tapes via media mail to EIT! PO BOX 50825, Los Angeles, CA 90050