Saturday, December 31, 2016

BEST OF LOOSE MEAT 2016 - QUAID START THE REACTOR



LOOSE MEAT PRESENTS: Kuato agrees to help Quaid journey into the mind so he can save the world, but it quickly becomes much more than the little teratoma bargained for.

BEST OF LOOSE MEAT 2016 - MORNING ANNOUNCEMENTS



BEST OF EIT! 2016 - LOOSE MEAT's fave moments of surreal ineptitude from the TV anchors of tomorrow.

Tuesday, December 27, 2016

BEST OF COMMODORE GILGAMESH 2016!







and honorable mention to this NFF video that I made for Orion:

Sunday, December 25, 2016

JERRY MAGUIRE VIDEO STORE!


The Jerry Maguire Video Store at iam8bit (2147 Sunset) will be open 1/13 - 1/29 from 12-10 daily. There are free opening and closing parties as well as tons of ticketed events featuring Yung Jake, Caroline Goldfarb, Chrome Canyon, Alan Resnick, Daedalus, Brandon Wardell, Yacht, Kate Berlant, Kytten Janae, Everything Is Terrible! Live, and so much more! BUY TIX HERE! All proceeds go towards the Jerry Maguire Pyramid! If you can't come, but still want to help build the Pyramid, donate money here and you can still send Jerrys via USPS media to PO BOX 50825, Los Angeles, CA 90050! Learn more about The Jerry Pyramid at http://www.jerrymaguirepyramid.com/


Thursday, December 22, 2016

IT'S A WONDERFUL SECOND LIFE



Celebrate the holidays the Second Life way with LOOSE MEAT and a bunch of saddos!

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A CHANUKAH BUSH, SANDY GOLDSTEIN!


Chanukah is just around the corner! But nobody told Sandy Goldstein there's no such thing as a Chanukah bush!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

Monday, December 19, 2016

JERRY POSTERS BY PALM TREAT!


Palm Treat made these amazing #jerrypyramid posters! If you buy them from their site, 25% will be donated to help fund the construction of the Jerry Maguire Pyramid!
We'll also have a limited run of them available at The Jerry Maguire Video Store at Iam8bit Gallery in LA, which will be open 1/13 - 1/29, 12-10 everyday! Learn more at jerrymaguirepyramid.com

Friday, December 16, 2016

IN MY MIND: A Tom Cruise Story



Do you know that we are building an enormous, permanent pyramid in the desert where all Jerry Maguire VHS tapes will live forever? Seriously. Donate to our gofundme here. Learn more about the project here. Mail your Jerrys to EIT! PO BOX 50825, Los Angeles, CA 90050

If you live in LA, come see 14,000 Jerrys at the Jerry Maguire Video Store, a perfect re-creation of a dead video store that only carries Jerrys, which will be open and FREE from 1/13-1/29 (noon-10). There will be 2 EIT! Live shows plus special performances by Yacht, Caroline Goldfarb, Chrome Canyon, Brandon Wardell, Daedalus, Kate Berlant, Yung Jake, DJ Douggpound, Part Time, Alan Resnick, Prettiest Eyes, and so much more! GET TIX HERE!

Wednesday, December 14, 2016

JERRY'S LADDER

An uncut scene from the 1996 psychological thriller, Jerry Maguire.

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

THE JERRY MAGUIRE VIDEO STORE!



We are so beyond excited to announce The Jerry Maguire Video Store at iam8bit in LA! It will be open 1/13 to 1/29! Special performances by Carline Goldfarb of Officialseanpenn, Brandon Wardell, Kate Berlant, DJ Douggpound, Alan Resnick, Chrome Canyon, LA Takedown (Home Alone 2 live score), Versace Tamagotchi, Daedelus, Greg Barris' Mind Warriors, Part Time, Wu-Wu, Prettiest Eyes, Hit Bargain, EIT! Live!, and more!  Buy tickets for events here! All proceeds go towards the Jerry Pyramid, for which we'll also be unveiling the plans at the Store! If you can't make it, you can still make a financial donation here and mail Jerrys via USPS media mail to PO BOX 50825, Los Angeles, CA 90050!  This is the stupidest incarnation of the American dream and it must be realized!

Wednesday, December 07, 2016

NEW EIT! WINTER HATS!


Get urs today while it is cheap! Sale ends 1/1/17! Free Kidz DVD w/ order! BUY NOW!

Monday, December 05, 2016

ABSTINENCE RAP!



U kno wut is almost as kool as abstinence!? EIT!'s new RAP cassette tape! Only $4 all month long! Get it here! Plus new winter hats and coloring books! FREE Kidz DVD with most orders! 50% off DVDs, shirts, pins, stickers, and more!