Thursday, December 31, 2015
Wednesday, December 30, 2015
Tuesday, December 29, 2015
Sunday, December 27, 2015
Wednesday, December 23, 2015
BAD SANTA CLAUSES
Loose Meat presents: Santas Gone Wild! Watch what happens when the bad boys of toys stop being nice and start being naughty!
Tuesday, December 22, 2015
Saturday, December 19, 2015
Wednesday, December 16, 2015
Tuesday, December 15, 2015
Sunday, December 13, 2015
Thursday, December 10, 2015
Wednesday, December 09, 2015
Tuesday, December 08, 2015
THE READING MACHINE
Monday, December 07, 2015
Saturday, December 05, 2015
HOLIDAY SALE!
The annual EIT! holiday sale is going down right now! $10 DVDs! $15 shirts! FREE Music Video Hits DVD with every purchase! Buy stuff now!!!
Friday, December 04, 2015
Thursday, December 03, 2015
EIT! LIVE @ SF SKETCHFEST!!!
Come see Everything Is Terrible! Legends at SF Sketchfest on Jan. 20th at 8PM at The Castro Theatre with The Found Footage Festival! GET UR TIX HERE!!!!
Wednesday, December 02, 2015
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A CHANUKAH BUSH, SANDY GOLDSTEIN
Are you ready for Chanukah this weekend? Do you know the difference between a Christmas tree and a Chanukah bush???
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!
Tuesday, December 01, 2015
Monday, November 30, 2015
USA LOVES IMMIGRANTS!
Can't get enough Music Mondays?!?! Well, buy anything in our store in the next month and you'll receive a FREE 90-minute EIT! Music Hits Hits Hits DVD!!! And we've got $10 DVDs, $15 shirts, and all kinds of new items!!! BUY STUFF AND BE COOL!!!!
Friday, November 27, 2015
Holiday Sale!!!
It's that soul-sucking time of year again, so let's buy ourselves stupid! All single DVDs are just $10! Legends 3-disk sets and Tees are only $15! Free Music Monday DVD with every purchase! And we've got new items too - Legends Tour posters, hand-carved Legends figurines, and every DVD that Dante Fontana has ever made!!! Shit just got reel real y'all!!!! BUY STUFF & BE COOL!!!!
Thursday, November 26, 2015
Wednesday, November 25, 2015
ARE WE SAFER?
The United States is not yet a police state. But even a police state could not stop terrorists intent upon doing us harm—and the fantasy of Fortress America keeps us from examining the root causes of terrorism, and the consequences of decades of American farming subsidies.
Unless some of the grievances against the United States are studied and addressed, terrorism will continue despite attempts to create Fortress America.
Paid For By The Farmers Union and Lindsey Graham For President.
Created with pride by LOOSE MEAT for Everything Is Terrible!
#turkey #thanksgiving #eit #everythingisterrible #lindseygraham #lindseygraham2016 #mkultra #projectbluebeam #timothyleary #farmers
Tuesday, November 24, 2015
Monday, November 23, 2015
Friday, November 20, 2015
CLASSIC MEMORY HOLE: ARMPIT BOWLS
Here's one of our favorite Memory Hole vids! Sorry we couldn't make a new one this week, but we promise we have a good reason for it! We are working on something very big and very special! Hopefully soon we can say more about it!!!!!!!!
Music by Nate Young of Wolf Eyes!
Thursday, November 19, 2015
Wednesday, November 18, 2015
MASTERING THE ART OF CARVING
Are you ready to carve the Thanksgiving turkey next week??
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!
Tuesday, November 17, 2015
Monday, November 16, 2015
Friday, November 13, 2015
Thursday, November 12, 2015
Wednesday, November 11, 2015
Tuesday, November 10, 2015
Friday, November 06, 2015
Thursday, November 05, 2015
GIVE ME PIZZA LOVE
Wednesday, November 04, 2015
GLUED TO THE TUBE
Tuesday, November 03, 2015
Sunday, November 01, 2015
Saturday, October 31, 2015
Friday, October 30, 2015
Thursday, October 29, 2015
DJ CRYPTKICKER - BEGGAR'S NIGHT VOL. 2!
DJ Cryptkicker (aka Short Pockets) and Commodore Gilgamesh are so pumped to present the second edition of Beggar's Night! This hour long radio mixtape is packed with enough terrifying tunes, rotten remixes and dreadful ditties to leave you whimpering under the covers until next Halloween....... From moldy oldies to new-school drool, DJ Cryptkicker plays 'em all on WDIE FM!
Download Beggars Night Vol. 2 for FREE at: http://djcryptkicker.com/
Wednesday, October 28, 2015
WHAT IS WITCHCRAFT ACTUALLY?
An authoritative review of the history of witchery brought to you by Loose Meat and Encyclopedia Satanica.
Tuesday, October 27, 2015
HAIL HALLOWEEN
Satan is deceiving the world into loving Halloween, and the grumpiest ol' curmudgeon I've ever had the pleasure to come across is gonna tell us all about it.
Also, Satan commands you to BUY TICKETS today for EiT! LIVE!@ PHILAmoca Philadelphia, PA
Sunday, October 25, 2015
HAVE A GRIMY HALLOWEEN
And to see "Grimy Ghost!" LIVE for an evening of stand-up comedy and nightmare videos, head to Comedy Sucks!
THURSDAY! NOVEMBER 5! 8p!
COMEDY SUCKS is back! Come out to the show that aims to prove itself wrong! We've been doing a lot of thinking here at Comedy Sucks and we think the time has come for comedy to grow up. It's one thing to be a perfect comedian with flawless jokes but it certainly won't win anyone the respect of the art community. We've got some bold installations and revealing pieces planned for this show. Come out to see our artistic debut!
Lineup:
Jake Weisman
Ever Mainard
Brandie Posey
Blake Wexler
Hosted by Scott Blacks
Videos by Grimy Ghost!
BYOB
Stages Theater
$5
7:45 Doors / 8p Show
Friday, October 23, 2015
Thursday, October 22, 2015
3 MORE DAYS UNTIL TOUR!
Get more deets and tix HERE!
Musix by SICH MANG!
Wednesday, October 21, 2015
Tuesday, October 20, 2015
Sunday, October 18, 2015
EIT LEGENDS EAST COAST TOUR!
Get more deets and tix here!
MUSIC MONDAY: HOLY MICHAEL!
Friday, October 16, 2015
MEMORY HOLE: FISHING FOR KIDS (WITH STEVE)
Music by Danny T. Mallory - https://soundcloud.com/blackrainfrog
Thursday, October 15, 2015
Wednesday, October 14, 2015
EIT! LEGENDS EAST COAST TOUR!
Get more deets and tix here!
Tuesday, October 13, 2015
Monday, October 12, 2015
STAND BEFORE THE TWO BEHIND!
Tickets are on sale now for our 11/2 Richmond, VA show! GET EM HERE! For all the date and tickets, go here!
Saturday, October 10, 2015
VIDEO COLLECTIVE LOS ANGELES! OCT 2015 BRING YOUR OWN VIDEO SCREENING!
Video Collective Los Angeles (Los Angeles EIT! members and contributors) BYOV October 2015 + featuring a live performance of JAN. 1 1988 by David Allen. Also featuring a block of shorts edited and curated by VCLA. Plus bring your own short film under 10 mins and we'll screen it live! OCT. 18 + 6PM @ NON PLUS ULTRA. More info at www.vcla.video. Buy JAN. 1 1988 at the show or at www.snakeland.com
EVENT PAGE: https://www.facebook.com/events/1056610627724458/
Friday, October 09, 2015
Thursday, October 08, 2015
Wednesday, October 07, 2015
Tuesday, October 06, 2015
TAKE EDITING TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL!
Monday, October 05, 2015
MUSIC MONDAYS: A BETTER TIME
Tickets are on sale now for our 11/1 show in NYC at The Bell House! GET EM HERE! For all the dates and tix linx, go here!
Friday, October 02, 2015
Wednesday, September 30, 2015
HAPPY ENDINGS GUARANTEED!
Tickets are on sale now for our 10/31 Boston show! GET EM HERE! For all the dates and more ticket links go here!
Tuesday, September 29, 2015
I POSED 4 PLAYBOY
Tickets are on sale now for our 10/30 Portland, ME show! GET EM HERE! For all the tour dates and ticket links, go here!
Monday, September 28, 2015
PUJOL - SLEEPY DONI
Commodore Gilgamesh made this music video for Pujol! We're big fans! Go see them on tour if you can!
Friday, September 25, 2015
MEMORY HOLE: VERY FUNNY MEN
Thursday, September 24, 2015
SEXY LAUGHTER!
Wednesday, September 23, 2015
THE DANGERS OF TELEVISION
There ARE things worse than death, and that includes missing EIT's East Coast Tour! Tickets just went on sale for our 10-27 Philly show! GET EM!
Tuesday, September 22, 2015
Monday, September 21, 2015
EAST COAST LEGENDS TOUR!
Friday, September 18, 2015
Thursday, September 17, 2015
Wednesday, September 16, 2015
Tuesday, September 15, 2015
Monday, September 14, 2015
Friday, September 11, 2015
Thursday, September 10, 2015
Wednesday, September 09, 2015
Tuesday, September 08, 2015
Monday, September 07, 2015
DUANE PATCHES!
Friday, September 04, 2015
Thursday, September 03, 2015
Wednesday, September 02, 2015
MIKE HUCKABEE DOES STAND-UP!
EIT!'s political watchdog, Rick Turgher, is back with this hard hitting piece on Republic presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee! How this election is getting krazy!
Tuesday, September 01, 2015
Monday, August 31, 2015
Friday, August 28, 2015
Thursday, August 27, 2015
HATERZ B SCREWIN' WIT DA NET
We’ve all been there…Haters gonna hate. It’s a fact of the internet age. Fortunately Loose Meat have created this helpful guide to sift through the HaterAde© and craft a thoughtful and careful response.
Wednesday, August 26, 2015
Tuesday, August 25, 2015
Monday, August 24, 2015
THE MAGIC COMPUTER!
To celebrate the last week of our Internet 1.0 free giveaway DVD, it's Internet Week at EIT! Get ur free Internet 1.0 DVD here:http://goo.gl/aPnzNu ZAP! ZAP!
Friday, August 21, 2015
Thursday, August 20, 2015
Wednesday, August 19, 2015
Tuesday, August 18, 2015
Monday, August 17, 2015
Friday, August 14, 2015
PERFORM CHINATOWN 2015
8.15.15 >>>> Perform Chinatown )))))) Los Angeles ----- Jerry Temple ((((( 1PM to dark!!!
Wednesday, August 12, 2015
Tuesday, August 11, 2015
Monday, August 10, 2015
Saturday, August 08, 2015
ALEX MCNEELY IS DOING A GREAT JOB!!!
Friday, August 07, 2015
Thursday, August 06, 2015
Wednesday, August 05, 2015
Tuesday, August 04, 2015
MIKE HUCKABEE PLAYS WITH HIMSELF!
Our political hound, Vic Berger is back with a Mike Huckabee slow jam! Follow Vic's Vine channel! And do you guys know about our crazy 666 summer sale!?!? All single DVDs are just 6.66! Hats, shirts, and Legends 3-disk sets are only 16.66!!! Free Internet 1.0 DVD with all orders over 6.66!!! Our prices are totally meaningless!!!!! BUY STUFF NOW!!!!
Monday, August 03, 2015
Friday, July 31, 2015
Thursday, July 30, 2015
Wednesday, July 29, 2015
RAMTHA THE HILARIOUS ONE
Enjoy the cut-up that is known as Ramtha. Inhabiting the body of a middle aged woman, Ramtha will enlighten you with his quirky observational humor and enchanting personality.
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
Monday, July 27, 2015
Friday, July 24, 2015
Thursday, July 23, 2015
SCOTT WALKER'S PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!
Another think piece from our political correspondent Vic Berger! Man, this election season is getting HOTTE!!!!
Wednesday, July 22, 2015
Tuesday, July 21, 2015
WILFORD BRIMLEY'S OLE' MOUNTAIN METH RECIPE!
WILFORD BRIMLEY'S OLE' MOUNTAIN METH RECIPE! from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.
For thousands of videos about drugs and other things visit everythingisterrible.com!
Monday, July 20, 2015
MOCKY - WEATHER ANY STORM
Hello Terrible world, I made this music video for the amazingly talented Mocky! I'm real pleased with it! Mocky's new album is super dope, so you should buy it here! Love Always, Commodore Gilgamesh!
Saturday, July 18, 2015
Thursday, July 16, 2015
Wednesday, July 15, 2015
Tuesday, July 14, 2015
VIC BERGER!
We are so excited to announce that Vic Berger is coming on to be EIT!'s very own political corespondent! Finally someone to help us make sense of all that flimflam! Oh, and follow him on Vine too!
Monday, July 13, 2015
Saturday, July 11, 2015
JERRY DRIVE 2015!
Please send your Jerrys via USPS media mail to PO BOX 50825, Los Angeles, CA 90050
Friday, July 10, 2015
Thursday, July 09, 2015
Wednesday, July 08, 2015
LET ME GOOGLE THAT FOR YOU....
An odd obsession/pet peeve of ours... Cinematic storytelling at its finest.
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!
Tuesday, July 07, 2015
WE BROKE 10K JERRYS!
THINGS ARE GOING SCHWIMMINGLY
So no one told you Ross was going to be this way. Your Ross's a joke, you're broke, your Ross life's DOA. It's like you're always stuck in second Ross. Well, it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your Ross. But, I'll be there for Ross, when the Ross starts to pour. I'll be there for Ross, like Ross's been there before. I'll be there for Ross, cause you're Ross for me too.
Chopped and screwed by Loose Meat.
Monday, July 06, 2015
Friday, July 03, 2015
Thursday, July 02, 2015
Wednesday, July 01, 2015
THE PRIMERICAN DREAM
Join Loose Meat for some streamlined infotainment about what truly makes this country the best one around: dreams, journeys, goals, paths, wishes, trials, travels, and travails! God bless the United States of Primerica!
Tuesday, June 30, 2015
2-MINUTE DESERT THUNDER!
Happy America Is Better than All of the Not-Americas Week from Danny Baldwin!
Monday, June 29, 2015
Friday, June 26, 2015
Thursday, June 25, 2015
NOOSH THE FLYING ROBOT
Will Noosh defend us from all these poorly crafted creatures?
(Music courtesy of Starspinner)
Wednesday, June 24, 2015
Tuesday, June 23, 2015
Monday, June 22, 2015
Sunday, June 21, 2015
Thursday, June 18, 2015
Wednesday, June 17, 2015
IMAGINATION KILLS!
An excerpt from our 2011 movie, 2Everything2Terrible2: Tokyo Drift! Available here: http://watch.everythingisterrible.com/?p=5401328194173648619#
Tuesday, June 16, 2015
Monday, June 15, 2015
Friday, June 12, 2015
Wednesday, June 10, 2015
KATHIE LEE THROWS HERSELF A PARTY
Watch as Kathie Lee Gifford hires children to throw herself a party! Keep your eye out for Chairy, you won't find her!
Come see Everything is Terrible LIVE on tour tomorrow night in Long Beach!
Tuesday, June 09, 2015
Monday, June 08, 2015
Thursday, June 04, 2015
IMPRESSIONISM
Funny Business here. Emphasis on BUSINESS of course as Loose Meat introduces you to Corporate America's favorite impressionist. Move over Monet, because Austin Powers (John Di Domenico) has something to say.
Wednesday, June 03, 2015
DAYTIME'S MOST WANTED MEN OF PASSION
We have a show tonight in Denver at the Sie!!! Click here for tix and more info.
Our west coast LEGENDS tour proceeds tomorrow night in Albuquerque!
Tuesday, June 02, 2015
3 min TEEN SORCERY
Our LEGENDS tour continues tonight in Salt Lake City at Brewvies! Go here for tix and info!
Monday, June 01, 2015
MUSIC MONDAYS: FREE FALLIN'
Stage diving, more like stage falling!
Compiled by Loose Meat for Everything Is Terrible! and TIDAL
Thursday, May 28, 2015
KIDZ KNOW CASH!
What do these kidz know about cash? Everything.
TONIGHT! We are kicking off the Everything Is Festival Portland with EIT! Legends live show at the Hollywood Theatre at 7PM!
Wednesday, May 27, 2015
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
Monday, May 25, 2015
TEAR IT ALL DOWN!
It's KIDZ WEEK! and the first day of our WEST COAST TOUR! Tonight we're in San Francisco at The Roxie at 8PM!!!!!
Sunday, May 24, 2015
TOUR STARTS TOMORROW!
Friday, May 22, 2015
Thursday, May 21, 2015
Wednesday, May 20, 2015
Tuesday, May 19, 2015
1-900-786-PALS
Our west coast tour is coming sooooo soon! R u ready? Tickets are on sale now for our 6/6 show in Tucson! GET EM HERE!
Monday, May 18, 2015
SOLDIERS OF KOLBY!
Our west coast tour is only one week away! Tickets are on sale now for our 6/5 show in Santa Fe! GET EM HERE!
Saturday, May 16, 2015
SOOOOOOOOOON!
Friday, May 15, 2015
Thursday, May 14, 2015
Wednesday, May 13, 2015
Tuesday, May 12, 2015
LEGENDS WEST!
Monday, May 11, 2015
Sunday, May 10, 2015
WE'RE COMING 2 UR CITY!
HATS!
Friday, May 08, 2015
Thursday, May 07, 2015
Wednesday, May 06, 2015
I DREAM OF URBAN REBOUNDING
Do you dream of urban rebounding? You will after this!!!
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!
Tickets are on sale now for our 5/26 Oakland show! GET EM HERE!
Tuesday, May 05, 2015
Monday, May 04, 2015
Saturday, May 02, 2015
LEGENDS TOUR 2.0!
Friday, May 01, 2015
Thursday, April 30, 2015
Wednesday, April 29, 2015
LET'S DRAW!
Loose Meat brings you a tutorial compilation for drawing all your favorite, most hottest celebs for Do A Better Job Week! We had a time constraint so you may have to slow it down to get the finer points, but you get the idea!