Everything Is Terrible!: 5/1/15

Thursday, May 28, 2015

KIDZ KNOW CASH!

What do these kidz know about cash? Everything.

TONIGHT! We are kicking off the Everything Is Festival Portland with EIT! Legends live show at the Hollywood Theatre at 7PM!

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

DIVORCE CAN BE FUN, KIDS!

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

WIZARD SCHOOL SUX TOO!

Tonight EIT! Live is in Oakland at The New Parkway at 7PM and 9:30PM!

Monday, May 25, 2015

TEAR IT ALL DOWN!

It's KIDZ WEEK! and the first day of our WEST COAST TOUR! Tonight we're in San Francisco at The Roxie at 8PM!!!!!

KIDZ WEEK!

Sunday, May 24, 2015

TOUR STARTS TOMORROW!

5/25 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (TIX)

5/26 - Oakland @ The New Parkway (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/27 - Nevada City @ Stonehouse Brewery (TIX)

5/28 - Portland @ Hollywood Theatre (TIX)***

5/29 - Seattle @ Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/30 - Seattle @ Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/31 - Vancouver, BC @ Rickshaw Theatre (TIX)

6/1 - Boise @ Crazy Horse (TIX)

6/2 - Salt Lake City @ Brewvies Cinema Pub (TIX)

6/3 - Denver @ Sie FilmCenter (TIX)

6/4 - Albuquerque @ Guild Cinema (TIX)

6/5 - Santa Fe @ Molly's Kitchen (TIX)

6/6 - Tucson @ The Loft Cinema (TIX)

6/7 - Phoenix @ Filmbar (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

6/8 - San Diego @ The Whistle Stop (TIX)

6/11 - Long Beach @ The Art Theatre (TIX)

***Part of Everything Is Festival PDX! Go here for the full lineup!

Friday, May 22, 2015

MEMORY HOLE: BUBBLE BABY

Tickets are on sale now for our 6/11 show in Long Beach! GET EM HERE!

Thursday, May 21, 2015

I DON'T BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION

Tickets are on sale now for our 6/8 San Diego show! GET EM HERE!

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

BIBLE RAPPIN'

Tickets are on sale now for our 6/7 shows in Phoenix! GET EM HERE!

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

1-900-786-PALS

Our west coast tour is coming sooooo soon! R u ready? Tickets are on sale now for our 6/6 show in Tucson! GET EM HERE!

Monday, May 18, 2015

SOLDIERS OF KOLBY!

Our west coast tour is only one week away! Tickets are on sale now for our 6/5 show in Santa Fe! GET EM HERE!

Saturday, May 16, 2015

SOOOOOOOOOON!

5/25 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (TIX)

5/26 - Oakland @ The New Parkway (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/27 - Nevada City @ Stonehouse Brewery (TIX)

5/28 - Portland @ Hollywood Theatre (TIX)***

5/29 - Seattle @ Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/30 - Seattle @ Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/31 - Vancouver, BC @ Rickshaw Theatre (TIX)

6/1 - Boise @ Crazy Horse (TIX)

6/2 - Salt Lake City @ Brewvies Cinema Pub (TIX)

6/3 - Denver @ Sie FilmCenter (TIX)

6/4 - Albuquerque @ Guild Cinema (TIX)

6/5 - Santa Fe @ Molly's Kitchen (TIX)

6/6 - Tucson @ The Loft Cinema (TIX)

6/7 - Phoenix @ Filmbar (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

6/8 - San Diego @ The Whistle Stop (TIX)

6/11 - Long Beach @ The Art Theatre (TIX)

***Part of Everything Is Festival PDX! Go here for the full lineup!

Friday, May 15, 2015

MEMORY HOLE: BUTT JAMMER

Tickets are on sale now for our 6/4 Albuquerque show! GET EM HERE!!!!

Thursday, May 14, 2015

DOLPH VS DOLPHIN!

Tickets are on sale now for our 6/3 show in Denver! GET EM HERE!

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

ATLANTIC CITY SCHOOL OF SLOT THEORY!

Tickets are on sale now for our 6/2 Salt Lake City Show at Brewvies! GET EM HERE!

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

LEGENDS WEST!

5/25 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (TIX)

5/26 - Oakland @ The New Parkway (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/27 - Nevada City @ Stonehouse Brewery (TIX)

5/28 - Portland @ Hollywood Theatre (TIX)***

5/29 - Seattle @ Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/30 - Seattle @ Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/31 - Vancouver, BC @ Rickshaw Theatre (TIX)

6/1 - Boise @ Crazy Horse (TIX)

6/2 - Salt Lake City @ Brewvies Cinema Pub (TIX)

6/3 - Denver @ Sie FilmCenter (TIX)

6/4 - Albuquerque @ Guild Cinema (TIX)

6/5 - Santa Fe @ Molly's Kitchen (TIX)

6/6 - Tucson @ The Loft Cinema (TIX)

6/7 - Phoenix @ Filmbar (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

6/8 - San Diego @ The Whistle Stop (TIX)

6/11 - Long Beach @ The Art Theatre (TIX)

***Part of Everything Is Festival PDX! Go here for the full lineup!

Monday, May 11, 2015

THE SHIMMY SLIDE

Tickets are on sale now for our 6/1 Boise show at Crazy Horse! Get em here!!!!

Sunday, May 10, 2015

WE'RE COMING 2 UR CITY!

5/25 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (TIX)

5/26 - Oakland @ The New Parkway (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/27 - Nevada City @ Stonehouse Brewery (TIX)

5/28 - Portland @ Hollywood Theatre (TIX)***

5/29 - Seattle @ Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/30 - Seattle @ Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/31 - Vancouver, BC @ Rickshaw Theatre (TIX)

6/1 - Boise @ Crazy Horse (TIX)

6/2 - Salt Lake City @ Brewvies Cinema Pub (TIX)

6/3 - Denver @ Sie FilmCenter (TIX)

6/4 - Albuquerque @ Guild Cinema (TIX)

6/5 - Santa Fe @ Molly's Kitchen (TIX)

6/6 - Tucson @ The Loft Cinema (TIX)

6/7 - Phoenix @ Filmbar (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

6/8 - San Diego @ The Whistle Stop (TIX)

6/11 - Long Beach @ The Art Theatre (TIX)

***Part of Everything Is Festival PDX! Go here for the full lineup!

HATS!

We've got hats in our store now! Get em here: http://everythingisterrible.bigcartel.com/product/all-seeing-vhs-eye-hat

Friday, May 08, 2015

MEMORY HOLE: I'M ON THE TV

Tickets are on sale now for our 5/31 Vancouver show at The Rickshaw! GET EM HERE!

EIF: PORTLAND!

It's back, it's in Portland, and it's bigger than ever! Tickets and showtimes available HERE!

Thursday, May 07, 2015

J BUCKNER "OUT OF SORTS"

I made this music video for J. Buckner! Checkout the new album here!!!!

Wednesday, May 06, 2015

I DREAM OF URBAN REBOUNDING

Do you dream of urban rebounding? You will after this!!!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

Tickets are on sale now for our 5/26 Oakland show! GET EM HERE!