BLACK FRIDAY KOMMERCIAL!

And don't forget our KraZeee holiday sale is still going on! 50% off all DVDs! Hurry up and collect all 5 today! BUY STUFF if that's what you like to do!

While you're brainlessly buying junk, buy some tickets to our 12/21 show at The Echo in Los Angeles!

MASTERING THE ART OF CARVING

Become an expert at carving the holiday bird! Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

Tickets are on sale now for our 12/10 show in Tampa @ Crowbar!

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A CHANUKAH BUSH, SANDY GOLDSTEIN

Merry Chanukah from Everything is Terrible!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

Tickets are on sale now for our 12/6 Austin Holiday show!

DOUBLE MULLET LOVE

Make a winter love connection with "Dante's Mystery Mix Vol.2" now available on DVD from www.dantefontana.com.

New Holiday live shows just added!

12/13 - Savannah @ Graveface Records (BUY NOW)
12/17 - Memphis @ Hi-Tone Cafe (BUY NOW)

HOLIDAY TOUR 2013! COMING SOON!

Our holiday tour of the Southern US kicks off in less than 2 weeks! Get yer tickets, have fun. Go ahead.

Holiday Tour 2013!

12/5 - San Antonio @ Hi-Tones - 10PM
12/6 - Austin @ Marchesa Hall - 10PM (BUY NOW)
12/7 - Houston @ Super Happy Fun Land - 8PM
12/8 - New Orleans @ Siberia - 7PM (BUY NOW)
12/9 - Gainesville @ The Wooly - 8PM
12/10 - Tampa @ Crowbar - 7:30PM (BUY NOW)
12/11 - Orlando @ Will's Pub - 9PM (BUY NOW)
12/12 - Jacksonville @ Sun Ray Cinema - 9PM (BUY NOW)
12/13 - Savannah @ Graveface Records - 10PM (BUY NOW)
12/14 - Asheville @ The Mothlight - 9PM - Free!
12/15 - Atlanta @ The Earl - 9PM (BUY NOW)
12/16 - Birmingham @ The Bottletree - 8PM (BUY NOW)
12/17 - Memphis @ Hi-Tone Cafe -8PM (BUY NOW)
12/18 - Dallas @ Texas Theatre - 8PM (BUY NOW)
12/19 - Marfa @ Padres - 10PM - Free!
12/21 - Los Angeles @The Echo - 7PM (BUY NOW)

EXPECT NO MERCY 4-EVER

Tickets are on sale now for our 12/15 show in Atlanta at The Earl! BUY YER TICKETS TODAY! 

CAPTAIN POWER STRIKES BACK!

Courtesy of the Sadist Collection! 

Tickets just went on sale for our 12/11 Orlando show at Will's Pub! BUY EM WHILE YOU CAN!

GOING FOR IT!

Watch out for skull bongos.


Tickets for our 12/6 show in Austin just went on sale! https://www.austinfilm.org/film-everything-is-terrible

SUPERSTARS OF COLONIALISM!

THE WHITE KEYS

ONCE IN A LIFETIME: SHE'S TOO YOUNG!

Chicago! ONCE IN A LIFETIME is back on Tuesday, November 26 at Lincoln Hall! Featuring commentary by returning favorite Natalie Jose, new blood Marlena Rodriguez, and more special guests TBA! 8pm! $5! Get your tickets now!

HOLIDAY TOUR & DVD SALE 2013!

We're coming to The South!

12/5 - San Antonio @ Hi-Tones 

12/6 - Austin @ The Marchesa (BUY NOW!)

12/7 - Houston @ Super Happy Fun Land 

12/8 - New Orleans @ Siberia 

12/9 - Gainesville @ The Wooly 

12/10 - Tampa @ Crowbar (BUY NOW!)

12/11 - Orlando @ Will's Pub (BUY NOW!)

12/12 - Jacksonville @ Sun-Ray Cinema (BUY NOW!)
12/13 - Savannah @ Graveface Records - 10PM (BUY NOW)

12/14 - Asheville @ The Mothlight (FREE!)

12/15 - Atlanta @ The Earl (BUY NOW!)

12/16 - Birmingham @ The Bottletree (BUY NOW!)
12/17 - Memphis @ Hi-Tone Cafe (BUY NOW!)

12/18 - Dallas @ The Texas Theatre (BUY NOW!)

12/19 - Marfa @ Padres (FREE!)

12/21 - Los Angeles @ The Echo  (BUY NOW)

And more dates to come!!!

And as if this wasn't enuff good news for one day, from now until the end of December, ALL DVDS ARE 50% OFF!!!!!!!!!

DANTE'S 70'S KOMMERCIAL ROUNDUP

BEHOLD THE GREAT MICTLAN!

Fateful Findings, The Visitor, Pittsburgh screenings

Hey everyone who can get to Pittsburgh sometime in the next week or 2, Three Rivers Film Festival starts this weekend and we are excited to be able to help bring you these following 4 shows!
And for the many of you that you don't live anywhere near Pittsburgh, here are some awesome trailers for you to watch:

Fateful Findings brainwash-washed a theater's-full of peoples' government-monitored collective conscience at Everything Is Festival IV this past August and it is probably the most expectation-obliterating movie that we've seen this year. Starring, written by, directed by and produced by Las Vegas filmmaker/architect Neil Breen. Playing at Waterworks Cinemas on November 11 at 9:00pm and November 13 at 4:30pm. Get tickets here: http://3rff.com/films/fateful-findings


Pittsburgh Extreme Radical Video does monthly screenings that Everything Is Terrible! and friends of ours have screened for--this show will include shorts/videos by Damon Packard, Loose Meat, Joshua Rieval, Lenny Flatley, Blackmagic Rollercoaster, Kyle Van Noy, Gena Salorino, Michael Maraden, Pig Norovirus Bodine, Justin Crimone, ourselves and more tba last minute! Free beer and food too. November 11 at 8:00pm, get tickets here for only $5: http://www.showclix.com/event/pervpresents

The Italian Connection aka Manhunt aka Milan Caliber 9 has recently been digitally re-stored(it looks much better than this amazing trailer) and will be playing at Melwood Screening Room on November 10 at 4:30pm and November 15 at 7:30pm. Get tickets here: http://3rff.com/films/italian-connection

Yep, that's real! And this trailer is pretty reserved compared to the movie. Playing at the Harris Theater on November 20 at 9:15pm and November 22 at 7:00pm. Get tickets here: http://3rff.com/films/visitor

CRYSTAL POWER! SO, UM...

COMIC RELIEF ZERO DIGITAL DOWNLOAD AVAILABLE NOW!

GET IT TODAY!

When you download Comic Relief Zero, you get our spaced-out seating video from the last tour for free! And if you already own CRZ! and want to creep out your friends at your next party, download What A Great Crowd for just 3 bucks! Scored by Short Pockets!

SPECIAL FRIENDS

Thanks to Channel 2020 production artist, Neeka Allsup, for sharing this special tape!

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

Want to have your husband groped by grown up theater kids all night?  Want to be forced to participate in various corporate themed dance numbers?  Want to know what it's like at an EIT! live show?  Let CHEZ-ZAM take control of your fantarealms and hyperscapes!

This has been in my collection for quite some time now, and I hold it very near and dear to my heart.  It is everything I want in a live event.  Period.

-Ghoul Skool