Rich Juzwiak
Aaron Valdez
KIPPLE
Crazy Dave Tape
Paul Kersey Jr.
The Sadist
Deeper Understanding (NSFMW)
Saturday, December 29, 2012
Friday, December 28, 2012
Thursday, December 27, 2012
R.I.P. 2012: GHOUL SKOOL
Thanks to you fine folks, this has easily been the most psychedelic year in Ghoul Skool's life! Two tours, a HUGE festival, and the biggest accomplishment being the film that Commodore Gilgamesh and I made in January, 'DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez!' Available now! And did we ever mention Flying Lotus did an original song for the film? I don't think we talked about that enough, and for that, we're dumb. Either way, thanks for the awesome year, everyone! See you in 2013!
Oh yeah, and Tiny Mix Tapes put DoggieWoggiez! Poochie Woochiez! at #10 on their top 30 films of the year! Holy smokes, we beat Holy Motors!
Oh yeah, and Tiny Mix Tapes put DoggieWoggiez! Poochie Woochiez! at #10 on their top 30 films of the year! Holy smokes, we beat Holy Motors!
Wednesday, December 26, 2012
R.I.P. 2012: FUTURE SCHLOCK
Happy almost 2013, everybody! We did it! I've got a date with Django Unchained this afternoon, so let's get to it. 2012 was a year when the art of the 2- (or 3- or 4-) minute movie reached new heights:
And you know I couldn't wrap up the year without the obligatory man-catching post:
And you know I couldn't wrap up the year without the obligatory man-catching post:
Sunday, December 23, 2012
YONDER VITTLES: 2012 YEAR IN REVIEW
2012 began with the dogs,
Hunks hunks hunks! kept our minds off of thoughts of mankind's impending doom,
and the TV News in Portland reminded us just how funny the whole charade actually is and why we still love this crazy ole' mixed up world. Happy Holidays, Yonder Vittles, EIT!
Friday, December 21, 2012
R.I.P. 2012/EVERYTHING: REM LEZAR
Today's the day y'all! The last day of the Earth as we know it! So definitely spend the evening at the final show of our East Coast Holiday Tour at Chicago's Lincoln Hall! GET TIX HERE(seriously, this is gonna sell out!)
Oh and here's a bunch of videos that I re-edited this year:
Oh and here's a bunch of videos that I re-edited this year:
Now let the apocalyptic nightmare begin!
Thursday, December 20, 2012
Wednesday, December 19, 2012
R.I.P. 2012: DEFENESTRATOR III
What a year! I'm glad I got these out of my system before it all ends.
Tuesday, December 18, 2012
GARBAGE DAY IS COMING, CHICAGO!
It's a beloved holiday tradition for myself and Defenestrator 3, but this year thanks to a last-minute Christmas miracle we'll be sharing Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 with all our Chicago Terribles and Terriblettes!
This Friday the 21 (after our Holiday Special at Lincoln Hall), Saturday the 22 and Monday the 24th at 11:45pm, only at The Logan Theatre! Tickets are only $7! Get yours on The Logan's website or be branded forever NAUGHTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R.I.P. 2012: DANTE FONTANA
That about wraps it up for me, and on my 1.5 year anniversary of being a guest blogger I would like to thank team E.I.T. and you wonderful people for your hilariously intelligent comments. Here are my personal favorite uploads of 2012, see you next year!
Monday, December 17, 2012
HOLIDAY TOUR BEEF!
As our two-coast tour heats up, so does our beef. And with the east coast leg ruling as hard as it does, it's only natural we would record a diss track with MOUTH'S CRADLE letting the world know.
We did not start this, but we will finish it...
Sunday, December 16, 2012
ONE GIANT JERRY!
EAST COAST!
12-16 - Pittsburgh @ Filmmakers' Melwood Room @ 8PM (BUY!)
12-17 - Cincinnati @ Mayday @ 9PM (FREE!)
12-18 - Nashville @ The Belcourt Theater @ 9:30PM (BUY!)
12-19 - St. Louis @ Mushmaus @ 8PM
12-17 - Cincinnati @ Mayday @ 9PM (FREE!)
12-18 - Nashville @ The Belcourt Theater @ 9:30PM (BUY!)
12-19 - St. Louis @ Mushmaus @ 8PM
Thursday, December 13, 2012
Wednesday, December 12, 2012
3-MINUTE ATLAS SHRUGGED!
Ewwwww, you got poor people cooties!
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection
TONIGHT! EIT Holiday Tour LIVE in New York City @ The Bell House AND in Vancouver @ The Biltmore Cabaret! That's Santa Claus magic, y'all!
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection
TONIGHT! EIT Holiday Tour LIVE in New York City @ The Bell House AND in Vancouver @ The Biltmore Cabaret! That's Santa Claus magic, y'all!
Tuesday, December 11, 2012
IDIOT RIDES A SNOWFLAKE!
Tonight! We are in Troy, NY AND Olympia, WA! Do you believe?????????!!!?????
Monday, December 10, 2012
ARNOLD'S VERY SPECIAL XMAS PARTY
E.I.T. rolls through Worcester AND Portland simultaneously tonight, how is that possible? Check out our holiday tour dates!
Saturday, December 08, 2012
IT'S OUR FIVE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!
Five years ago today, we started this blog as a way for weirdos to violate copyright law across state lines. In honor of this momentous day, we now reprint that revolutionary blog post in its entirety.
Before the existence of the wonder that is Youtube, there was '15 Minute IT.' It was the year 2000, and Allen brought this gem down to Ohio University from Mentor, OH one Christmas break and almost immediately it became an obsession with all of us. As far as we were concerned, this was the 'Star Wars Kid' of our freshmen year, and back then there was no real venue for this sot of thing. The first time I saw it I was completely baked, and I remember losing control in laughter. It was the kind of thing we'd show at parties, and usually it was shown 3-5 times a night as we dove deeper and deeper into our weed comas. God, were we ever so innocent?
Considering how precious this tape meant to us, you'd think we would've taken better care of it. The tape itself broke at one point, so we had to carefully rip the plastic, and transfer the magnetic tape into another like some sort of open-heart surgery for VHS. We even had a friend of ours transfer it into a Quicktime file, but over the years all of our hard drives crashed, and every copy was lost forever. It was sort of cursed in many ways. But that only added to the legend that was '15 Minute IT.' Over the years, women falling in grape barrels and moms getting punched helped heal the wound of our loss- but it never felt right. I knew the only way to see '15MI' again was to re-create it from memory. And considering I'd seen it dozens upon dozens of times, my mind would be my only reference. Since I had never seen the original 'IT' in the first place, I found that it was like having a bell go off in my head everytime I heard a line like 'Cut 'em! Huh? Cut 'em?!'
The man who put this whole thing together was a kid named Matt Carter. All I really know about him was that he went to Mentor High, and is now living in Columbus. We hope to be getting the original tape very soon, and I've also heard about a '15 Minute Night Of The Living Dead' which I will have wet dreams about until it is posted.
Before the existence of the wonder that is Youtube, there was '15 Minute IT.' It was the year 2000, and Allen brought this gem down to Ohio University from Mentor, OH one Christmas break and almost immediately it became an obsession with all of us. As far as we were concerned, this was the 'Star Wars Kid' of our freshmen year, and back then there was no real venue for this sot of thing. The first time I saw it I was completely baked, and I remember losing control in laughter. It was the kind of thing we'd show at parties, and usually it was shown 3-5 times a night as we dove deeper and deeper into our weed comas. God, were we ever so innocent?
Considering how precious this tape meant to us, you'd think we would've taken better care of it. The tape itself broke at one point, so we had to carefully rip the plastic, and transfer the magnetic tape into another like some sort of open-heart surgery for VHS. We even had a friend of ours transfer it into a Quicktime file, but over the years all of our hard drives crashed, and every copy was lost forever. It was sort of cursed in many ways. But that only added to the legend that was '15 Minute IT.' Over the years, women falling in grape barrels and moms getting punched helped heal the wound of our loss- but it never felt right. I knew the only way to see '15MI' again was to re-create it from memory. And considering I'd seen it dozens upon dozens of times, my mind would be my only reference. Since I had never seen the original 'IT' in the first place, I found that it was like having a bell go off in my head everytime I heard a line like 'Cut 'em! Huh? Cut 'em?!'
The man who put this whole thing together was a kid named Matt Carter. All I really know about him was that he went to Mentor High, and is now living in Columbus. We hope to be getting the original tape very soon, and I've also heard about a '15 Minute Night Of The Living Dead' which I will have wet dreams about until it is posted.
Friday, December 07, 2012
BODY SWAPOCALYPSE
An updated version of the short that played at Everything Is Festival III: The
Domination.
Our Holiday Tour starts tonight in Detroit and San Francisco! See ya there!
Our Holiday Tour starts tonight in Detroit and San Francisco! See ya there!
Thursday, December 06, 2012
SAFETY SOUL
Dying ain't cool.
NEW SHOW ADDED!
Irvine, CA
Cross Cultural Center White Room
12 -21 @ 8PM
$8
NEW SHOW ADDED!
Irvine, CA
Cross Cultural Center White Room
12 -21 @ 8PM
$8
Wednesday, December 05, 2012
GOD IS A DICK PART 999
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection. Also our good friend Amy Leach from Dragon Sound, who made our Duane figurines and Doggie pentagram necklaces, has started her own toy company! She's currently selling Krampus figures and you should get one because everybody needs a Krampus! You can see her work and find more info at facebook.com/Plastictastic.
Tuesday, December 04, 2012
3 DAYS 'TIL X-MAS BEGINS!
3 DAYS! In case you have not seen what's been going on here lately, we have a tour starting in 3 days on both coasts at the same time! Tour dates are below:
WEST!
12-7 - San Francisco @ Roxie Theatre @ 10PM, (BUY!), All Ages
12-8 - Oakland @ ABCO Arts Space (3135 Filbert St) @ 10PM, $10, All Ages
12-9 - UC Davis @ TCS Building Art Annex @ 8PM, All Ages
12-10 - Portland @ The Hollywood Theatre @ 7PM (BUY!), All Ages
12-11 - Olympia @ Le Voyeur @ 7PM, $5, 21+
12-12 - Vancouver @ The Biltmore Cabaret @ 7PM (BUY!), 19+
12-14 - Boise @ Spacebar Arcade @ 9PM, $5, 21+
12-15 - Salt Lake City @ The Coffee Pit @ 8PM, $5, All Ages
12-15 - Salt Lake City @ The Coffee Pit @ 8PM, $5, All Ages
12-17 - Albuquerque @ The Guild @ 9:30PM, $8, All Ages
12-18 - Tucson @ The Loft @ 7:30PM, (BUY!), All Ages
12-20 - San Diego @ Che Cafe @ 8PM, $7, All Ages
EAST!
12-7 - Detroit @ Corktown Cinemas (2051 Rosa Parks) @ 10PM, (BUY!), All Ages
12-8 - Toronto @ Lee's Palace @ 9PM (BUY!), 19+
12-9 - Montreal @ Pub Brouhaha @ 8PM, $5, 19+
12-10 - Worcester, MA @ The Firehouse @8PM, All Ages
12-11 - Troy, NY @ 51 3rd St @ 7PM, All Ages
12-12 - Brooklyn, NY @ The Bell House @ 8:30PM (BUY!), 21+, with Thu Tran!
12-14 - Boston @ The Coolidge Corner @ 11:59PM (BUY!), All Ages
12-15 - Baltimore @ 5th Dimension (405 W Franklyn) @ 10PM (EIT show time) with The Wham City Theater Night @ 8PM, $7, All Ages
12-16 - Pittsburgh @ Filmmakers' Melwood Room @ 8PM, (BUY!), $10, All Ages
12-17 - Cincinnati @ Mayday @ 9PM, FREE, 21+
12-18 - Nashville @ The Belcourt Theater @ 9:30PM, (BUY!), $10, All Ages
12-19 - St. Louis @ Mushmaus @ 8PM, $5, All Ages
12-20 - Bloomington, IN @ The Bishop @ 9PM, (BUY!), 18+
12-20 - Bloomington, IN @ The Bishop @ 9PM, (BUY!), 18+
Monday, December 03, 2012
REMOTE CONTROL MAGIC VI
Remote Control Magic: The Movie is now available on DVD through DanteFontana.com. Buy it today and begin THE SUPER NEW YOU!
Saturday, December 01, 2012
ONE WEEK!
Holy Shit! Only one week until we kick off our 2 simultaneous Holiday tours! I'm gonna level with you guys, we are really upping the ante this time around! Our live show is gonna be twice as bonkers! Our tour exclusive merchandise is gonna blow yer mind! And, my Christmas Gods, this new Holiday Special! DVD is the greatest thing to ever happen in December! Get ready Terribleheads, we're coming! For tour dates and more, go here! And be sure to RSVP and invite your friends on Facebook!
