hey, Hey, HEY! There's silver on the wood of the choppa! Clearly he is not a master of painting! ps. The father was probably killed by the son for making that comment about his space marine army
Does anyone think this guy is a LARPer that is role-playing he's a figurine painting nerd? If so someone should warn him about such toxic levels of nerdness before it reaches critical mass and destroys us all.
I love all the snark about 'this guy', being a total loser, can't use any of the weapons on the wall, etc.
I know this guy. He's Sifu Scott Jensen of the 10,000 victories Kung Fu academy. In addition to being a world-class martial artist, he also happens to just enjoy painting miniatures and playing wargames.
hogwarts technical institute, school of figurine color composition, bfa.
ReplyDeleteBlink, god damn you! BLINK!
ReplyDeleteContinuity Error @ 1:25- I've seen that dartboard before in many a modern dive bar. Huzzah, Ye Olde Nerd! You have been bested!
ReplyDeleteI would hang out with this guy. Completely serious.
ReplyDeleteOne day, I hope to be a master level painting wizard!!! :O
ReplyDeleteI gotta miniature to show him.
ReplyDeleteHis painting skills are so amazing...and yet with that kind of steady hand, I'll bet he'd still suck at swinging all those swords that he owns.
ReplyDeleteThat cloak isn't fooling anyone, Eric Stoltz!
ReplyDeleteI would like to see the lucky lady who won this wizard's heart.
ReplyDeleteNow they've got all this plastic crap out and painting figurines is a lost art. Poor guy is probably losing business.
ReplyDeleteI mean, what? Uh. This guy is a total dweeb! Heh....
mmm, warrior flesh...
ReplyDelete"Let me tell you about how much I hate my son's artwork!"
ReplyDeleteNEVER MOVE YOUR HEAD
ReplyDeletethat is one creepy looking kid.
ReplyDeleteI put on my robe and wizard's hat...
ReplyDeletehey, Hey, HEY! There's silver on the wood of the choppa! Clearly he is not a master of painting!
ReplyDeleteps. The father was probably killed by the son for making that comment about his space marine army
Was that the spirit of his dead son? That's what you get for poor color coordination.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone think this guy is a LARPer that is role-playing he's a figurine painting nerd? If so someone should warn him about such toxic levels of nerdness before it reaches critical mass and destroys us all.
ReplyDeleteThis guy has breathed a little too much of the paint fumes.
ReplyDeleteI have a hard time getting over the fact that this guy has kids.
ReplyDeleteThis guy is a huge nerd but at least he has a creative hobby he seems to be pretty good at. Nice editing, I cracked up at all the awkward pauses.
ReplyDeleteWell, this is awkward. GUESS WHAT RAVENHALLOW DOES FOR A LIVING? Paint Space Marines, Orks, and Dwarves. Yep.
ReplyDeleteBut I don't wear a robe while I do it, and I'm better at it. Oh snap.
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE DISAPPEARING KID??
ReplyDeleteI love all the snark about 'this guy', being a total loser, can't use any of the weapons on the wall, etc.
ReplyDeleteI know this guy. He's Sifu Scott Jensen of the 10,000 victories Kung Fu academy. In addition to being a world-class martial artist, he also happens to just enjoy painting miniatures and playing wargames.
http://10000victories.com/about/sifu_jensen.html